Is 6:59 in the morning.Duncan is sleeping.Courtney wakes up.She sees that is 7:00 in the morning.Then she tries to wake him up.
-Duncan!
He is still sleeping.
-Duncan, is 7:00 in the morning.
He moans.
-DUNCAN!
-Ahh!
He falls off the bed.
-Ouch!My right hand!And, why did 你 wake me up at 7:00?
-Because, at 7:00 we must wash, at 7:30 we must get dressed, at 8:00 we must take the breakfast and at 8:30 we must do different sports.See?Here's the program.
She is putting the program on his face.He takes it.
-Be fast!I will be the first if you're not!
Then, when she was going to the bathroom, he threw the program at the trash.Then he ran to wash his face.He wiped the water off his face, then he saw Courtney dressed already.
-I warned you!
He was screaming in his mind and then got dressed.
-Let's eat!
-What are these?
-Grains.
He almost puked.
-But...These have not taste!
-Shut up and eat, pretty boy!
He was thinking:
-I don't like when she calls me pretty.
Then he ate.At the half of the bowl, he couldn't eat.
-Duncan, eat!
-But, Courtney...Isn't this bowl too big?
-No matter!Eat, if 你 want to have energy.
She ran to do some exercises.He raised the spoon and was putting it in the bowl again.Then said:
-She annoys me too much!
He was hiding the bowl under the 表 and then ran out.
-Duncan, have 你 finished the bowl?
-Yes, he lied.
-Hmmm...Let's check.
Then they were entering in the 厨房 again.She checked the table.Nothing.Then the sink.Still nothing.Then, was going under the table, where it was.Then she saw it.
-Ha!You lied!
Then she was giving it in his face.
-That happens with the ones who lie and who were finishing the breakfast the second.
-But, I didn't finish it.
-Oh, no, silly!You finished it on your face!Ha ha ha!
She ran out.
-Uh-oh!I forgot something!
Then she was entering in the 厨房 again, while Duncan wiped the grains and the 牛奶 off his face.She held his hand and ran with him out.He was looking confused.
-Let's run 15 kilometers!Courtney said.
-15 kilo...meters?
-Yes!3, 2, 1, go!
Only Courtney ran.Then she came back and said:
-I said...Go!
They ran.When they ran 5 kilometers, Courtney ran slow, brought an umbrella, juice, a sunbed and sunglases.
-Life is good!
Then she drank the juice.He ran 15 kilometers and then came back.Then he saw Courtney relaxing.
-What are 你 doing?
-I ran 15 kilometers already!she lied.
-Let's check...
-You can't!Do 你 see that is at the start, silly?I ran already!
-Don't call me silly!
-Aww!Don't be angry!
Then she kissed him.He angry, pulled.
-Let's go home!Duncan said.
-But I won!Let's do a picnic.
He sighed.
-Take the blanket and the 食物 basket.
-But, why don't 你 take the basket and I take the blanket?
-Because I am a woman.You are a man.The men don't help the women?
-Okay!
They arrived at the ideal place to make the picnic.
-Please keep the basket!Duncan said.
-Okay!
He was putting the blanket on the smooth grass.Then Courtney gave him the basket.She "accidentally" gave the whole 食物 on his pants.
-Courtney?What did 你 do?
-I am sorry!she lied.
-Now we can't eat!I'm...
Then he saw a girl with 水鸭, 蓝绿色, 深青色 hair black eyes, and pale skin.She was dressed just in black, blue and green.For him was looking hot.
-You're what?DUNCAN!
He was ignoring her.Then she was going home.
-I am lucky that I brought paper and pencils.
He started to draw that girl.Then was moving the blanket to come closer.
-What are 你 doing here?the girl said.
He was ashamed.
-I wanted to ask what is your name.
-My name is Gwen.What's yours?
-My name is Duncan.
-Nice name!
-You're nice too!
-What?
Then he slapped his forehead and whispered:
-Stupid!
-Is something wrong?
-No!
-Where's your house?
-Um..Is the 252th number, why?
-Because I was just curious.Mine is the 236th number.
-Close!
They held their hands.He was thinking:
-I must break up with Courtney!She annoys me!But Gwen isn't annoying!She's perfect, she's hot, she's...I have no Idea.
-If is something wrong, tell me and I give 你 a pill to chill.
-Is nothing wrong.Okay...Bye!
-Bye!
After he left, Gwen said:
-He looks hot!So perfect!
Duncan arrived home.Then was entering.
-Duncan!You came back!
-Yeah, to tell 你 something.
-What?
-I realized something:When I ran 15 kilometers, 你 just stayed there and didn't run.
-I ran 5 kilometers.
-But, is still cheating.You didn't win, I won!So, I want to tell 你 other thing:You annoy me and...It's over, Courtney!
-What???
-Yeah!I will do the bagages and go back home!
-Fine!Goodbye, 你 ******* ******* *************** ********** ************ ******** *******!(just 随意 censorships)
He was doing his bagages and was going home.
-I give 你 a little gift!
-Okay!
She gives him the gift.He opened and was a very big clown.
-Not funny!
He threw the box in Courtney's head and left.He arrived.Was opening the door, was putting the bagages on his bed, and sat on the bed.
-I want to make a visit to Gwen!And to ask her if she likes me, because I like her A LOT!!!
He was going to Gwen's house.Then knocked at the door.
-Who's there?
-Me, Duncan!
-Come in!What do 你 want?
-I want to ask 你 if...
-If...
-If 你 like me!
-Yeah...I like you.
-Really?
-Yes!That's why I asked 你 if is something wrong with 你 and to give 你 the pill.
He kissed her.She kissed him back.
-Do 你 want to watch TV?
-Sure!Do 你 watch monster movies?
-Yes!I like them a lot!
-Really?Me too!
They were watching at a movie with zombies.One time Gwen was scared and hugged Duncan.Then they smiled at each other.The movie was over at 20:30.Then Gwen said:
-I am sleepy!
-Come here!
Then Gwen was sleeping on Duncan's chest.15 分钟 later, Duncan slept too.Gwen hugged him tighter.Duncan was putting his arm at her waist.
THE END!
-Duncan!
He is still sleeping.
-Duncan, is 7:00 in the morning.
He moans.
-DUNCAN!
-Ahh!
He falls off the bed.
-Ouch!My right hand!And, why did 你 wake me up at 7:00?
-Because, at 7:00 we must wash, at 7:30 we must get dressed, at 8:00 we must take the breakfast and at 8:30 we must do different sports.See?Here's the program.
She is putting the program on his face.He takes it.
-Be fast!I will be the first if you're not!
Then, when she was going to the bathroom, he threw the program at the trash.Then he ran to wash his face.He wiped the water off his face, then he saw Courtney dressed already.
-I warned you!
He was screaming in his mind and then got dressed.
-Let's eat!
-What are these?
-Grains.
He almost puked.
-But...These have not taste!
-Shut up and eat, pretty boy!
He was thinking:
-I don't like when she calls me pretty.
Then he ate.At the half of the bowl, he couldn't eat.
-Duncan, eat!
-But, Courtney...Isn't this bowl too big?
-No matter!Eat, if 你 want to have energy.
She ran to do some exercises.He raised the spoon and was putting it in the bowl again.Then said:
-She annoys me too much!
He was hiding the bowl under the 表 and then ran out.
-Duncan, have 你 finished the bowl?
-Yes, he lied.
-Hmmm...Let's check.
Then they were entering in the 厨房 again.She checked the table.Nothing.Then the sink.Still nothing.Then, was going under the table, where it was.Then she saw it.
-Ha!You lied!
Then she was giving it in his face.
-That happens with the ones who lie and who were finishing the breakfast the second.
-But, I didn't finish it.
-Oh, no, silly!You finished it on your face!Ha ha ha!
She ran out.
-Uh-oh!I forgot something!
Then she was entering in the 厨房 again, while Duncan wiped the grains and the 牛奶 off his face.She held his hand and ran with him out.He was looking confused.
-Let's run 15 kilometers!Courtney said.
-15 kilo...meters?
-Yes!3, 2, 1, go!
Only Courtney ran.Then she came back and said:
-I said...Go!
They ran.When they ran 5 kilometers, Courtney ran slow, brought an umbrella, juice, a sunbed and sunglases.
-Life is good!
Then she drank the juice.He ran 15 kilometers and then came back.Then he saw Courtney relaxing.
-What are 你 doing?
-I ran 15 kilometers already!she lied.
-Let's check...
-You can't!Do 你 see that is at the start, silly?I ran already!
-Don't call me silly!
-Aww!Don't be angry!
Then she kissed him.He angry, pulled.
-Let's go home!Duncan said.
-But I won!Let's do a picnic.
He sighed.
-Take the blanket and the 食物 basket.
-But, why don't 你 take the basket and I take the blanket?
-Because I am a woman.You are a man.The men don't help the women?
-Okay!
They arrived at the ideal place to make the picnic.
-Please keep the basket!Duncan said.
-Okay!
He was putting the blanket on the smooth grass.Then Courtney gave him the basket.She "accidentally" gave the whole 食物 on his pants.
-Courtney?What did 你 do?
-I am sorry!she lied.
-Now we can't eat!I'm...
Then he saw a girl with 水鸭, 蓝绿色, 深青色 hair black eyes, and pale skin.She was dressed just in black, blue and green.For him was looking hot.
-You're what?DUNCAN!
He was ignoring her.Then she was going home.
-I am lucky that I brought paper and pencils.
He started to draw that girl.Then was moving the blanket to come closer.
-What are 你 doing here?the girl said.
He was ashamed.
-I wanted to ask what is your name.
-My name is Gwen.What's yours?
-My name is Duncan.
-Nice name!
-You're nice too!
-What?
Then he slapped his forehead and whispered:
-Stupid!
-Is something wrong?
-No!
-Where's your house?
-Um..Is the 252th number, why?
-Because I was just curious.Mine is the 236th number.
-Close!
They held their hands.He was thinking:
-I must break up with Courtney!She annoys me!But Gwen isn't annoying!She's perfect, she's hot, she's...I have no Idea.
-If is something wrong, tell me and I give 你 a pill to chill.
-Is nothing wrong.Okay...Bye!
-Bye!
After he left, Gwen said:
-He looks hot!So perfect!
Duncan arrived home.Then was entering.
-Duncan!You came back!
-Yeah, to tell 你 something.
-What?
-I realized something:When I ran 15 kilometers, 你 just stayed there and didn't run.
-I ran 5 kilometers.
-But, is still cheating.You didn't win, I won!So, I want to tell 你 other thing:You annoy me and...It's over, Courtney!
-What???
-Yeah!I will do the bagages and go back home!
-Fine!Goodbye, 你 ******* ******* *************** ********** ************ ******** *******!(just 随意 censorships)
He was doing his bagages and was going home.
-I give 你 a little gift!
-Okay!
She gives him the gift.He opened and was a very big clown.
-Not funny!
He threw the box in Courtney's head and left.He arrived.Was opening the door, was putting the bagages on his bed, and sat on the bed.
-I want to make a visit to Gwen!And to ask her if she likes me, because I like her A LOT!!!
He was going to Gwen's house.Then knocked at the door.
-Who's there?
-Me, Duncan!
-Come in!What do 你 want?
-I want to ask 你 if...
-If...
-If 你 like me!
-Yeah...I like you.
-Really?
-Yes!That's why I asked 你 if is something wrong with 你 and to give 你 the pill.
He kissed her.She kissed him back.
-Do 你 want to watch TV?
-Sure!Do 你 watch monster movies?
-Yes!I like them a lot!
-Really?Me too!
They were watching at a movie with zombies.One time Gwen was scared and hugged Duncan.Then they smiled at each other.The movie was over at 20:30.Then Gwen said:
-I am sleepy!
-Come here!
Then Gwen was sleeping on Duncan's chest.15 分钟 later, Duncan slept too.Gwen hugged him tighter.Duncan was putting his arm at her waist.
THE END!
