(Duncan's P.O.V.)
Well, Area 51 was quite the episode, wasn't it? I kissed Gwen twice in the same episode. Man, those "DxG" 粉丝 will be hysterical. Isn't that right?
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I just broke the fourth wall, heh.
Well, I woke up to a snoring Owen, a pacing Alejandro, who was muttering in Spanish to himself, a camera in my face, and the loud, scratchy, warn-out hum of the plane's engine. I opened one eye, and snorted, "Thinking of a way to make out with Heather without the cameras seeing, Al?" He cringed when I called him "Al". "NO." He 说 defensively, and, for a 分裂, 拆分 秒 there, I thought I saw him blush. Dudes don't blush. "Are you dreaming of making out with Gwen without the cameras catching 你 two, Duncan?" It was my turn to blush for a second. Yes... I thought silently. "No, I was dreaming that Courtney actually got voted off this lamo show." I said, pointing my thumb over my shoulder. "Yes... Courtney is a distraction to you, isn't she."
"Not anymore, Aledorkdro."
"How dare you-" He started, pointing at me. Owen interrupted him 由 yawning loudly. I think he had been awake, and knew what Al was gonna do. "Good morning, teammates!" Owen 说 happily, bringing both Al and I into a head lock. I made choking noises until Owen released us.
I rubbed my neck silently. "I'll be right back." I muttered, striding noiselessly into first class. "Where are 你 going?" Owen asked innocently. "Stealing snacks." I 说 with a chuckle.
I had to walk past the sleeping girls, sadly, to get to the snack bar. It was pretty dark in there, but I could still see. I passed Heather, who had her hands behind her head, and her knees tucked up beside her. I saw Courtney sleeping with a pen and small notebook clutched to her chest. I looked at the side that had 写作 on it, thankfully it was facing me.
It said:
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
multiple times, written in furious and messy handwriting. I rolled my eyes silently. I passed Sierra's seat, which was diagonal from Courtney's seat. She was clutching Cody to her chest. Cody was had a strangled expression on his face, but he was sleeping like a rock. Gwen was sleeping in the 座位 下一个 to Courtney's. Aww, she looks a little cute.
I got to the snack bar and retrieved six 浓情巧克力 chip cookies, three packets of chips, and one Hershey bar. Al, Owen, and I get two choco cookies, each of us get one packet of chips, and I get the 浓情巧克力 bar. It's MINE.
Just as I was about to reenter the economy class, I felt someone pluck away the 浓情巧克力 bar from my armful of snacks. "Heeyy!" I whined. I turned around, dropping the snacks silently, to find Gwen holding the Hershey bar at arm's length, as far away from me as possible. "I'll only give it back if I get half." She whispered. "No deal. Give it back, woman!" I whispered back, making a reach for the Hershey. She only brought it further away. "Fine, then I get it." She teased, opening the rapper. I snagged it away from her and muttered, "Fine." and broke off half of it and handed it to Gwen. "Now, was that so hard?"
"Yes." I admitted. "That was my 浓情巧克力 bar, 你 屁股 hole."
Gwen giggled. "Well, now half of it is mine. Get over it."
"I don't know how I will, considering 你 practically 偷了 it from me."
"You've stolen much worse."
"Oh yeah, like what?"
"My heart." Gwen mocked, batting her eyes flirtatiously.
"If I 偷了 your heart, 你 wouldn't be alive. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?" I chuckled, rolling my eyes. "Don't get all technical." Gwen snapped quietly, but she still giggled and rolled her eyes. I pushed her towards her seat. "Shut up. I'm not the technical type, like that nerd, Dorris." She grabbed my hand. "Get back to your team, Mr. I'm-no-nerd."
"Fine." I 说 plainly, winking at her, forgetting that I was supposed to be quiet. "You owe me half a 浓情巧克力 bar." I laughed. Gwen clapped a hand over my mouth. "Quiet!" She whispered fiercely. We glanced at Courtney. She stirred in her sleep. Gwen and I froze, but Courtney just went back to being still, breathing quietly. All the tension relaxed. "Now shut up, go back to your team, and stop being so loud." Gwen said, poking me in the chest. I poked her in the forehead and whispered, "Don't tell me what to do, Pasty." Then I left, picking up the snacks. DAMN, I 爱情 that chick. I thought, smiling to myself.
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"Here 你 go, Latin whatever." I said, chucking a bag of chips at Alejandro. "Gah!" He cried out. I spun around to glare at me. "Oh, get over it, 你 big cry baby." I said, rolling my eyes. I tossed a bag to Owen, who quickly tore it open and devoured the entire bag within seconds. "Hungry?" I asked, sitting down. Owen giggled. "Here. 浓情巧克力 chip 饼干 for both of ya."
"Duncan? Sharing?" Gwen poked her head through the curtain door. "Who in the hell are you?!"
"Get outta here!" I shouted, throwing a chip at her face. Gwen scrunched up her face when the chip made impact with it. She picked up the chip. "Stop stealing stuff from me!" I fake whined. Gwen 说 "Thanks for the free chip, Duncan McSoftie!" and her head disappeared from the curtain.
I smiled dreamily after her, without realizing it. Owen nudged me with his elbow. "Wh-what?" I said, looking at him. The big guy raised an eyebrow, smiling at me. I realized what he was meaning to say, and I pushed him. "Oh, God, Owen, I'm not liking her like that." I said. "Yeah, right." giggled Owen. "All of your body language explains it, mi amigo." chuckled Alejandro. "Says the guy who's in 爱情 with a total bitch." I retorted. "She is not a bitch!" Alejandro exclaimed, but suddenly looked as if though he regretted saying that. Owen and I burst into laughter. "S-shut it!!" Alejandro stammered. "Al and Heather sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Owen and I sang, laughing hysterically. Alejandro began swearing in ancient Spanish again.
I wiped a tear from my face and my laughing died down a bit, but Owen kept going. "Three, two, one, and BEGONE!!" Al shouted, snapping his fingers. Owen's face went blank, then he fell asleep. On me.
"GAK!!" I managed. Having all of that lard on me is squishing me into a pancake. "Get him OFF!!"
"Hmm... No!" Alejandro 说 with an evil smile, walking off towards the confessional.
.::Confession Cam::.
Alejandro: Let Duncan be squished into a small pancake. I don't really care.
...
and Heather is NOT a bitch. ¬_¬
.::End Confession Cam::.
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After about 20 minutes, Al, Owen, and I had gone back to our personal doings. Owen slept (he was still crushing me with his girth), I made an attempt to draw a picture in the worn out wood with my pocket knife, and Alejandro paced, and swore in Spanish, a concentrated look plastered on his face.
I got really bored, so, after about 10 分钟 of trying to shove Owen off of my body, I stuck my head through the curtain to see into first class. Gwen was looking worriedly at Courtney and Sierra. Courtney was rapping her fingers on her arm rest angrily, glaring at Gwen, and Sierra was only glaring at Gwen. Cody exclaimed "MM! The 浓情巧克力 chips are still gooie!!" He took another bite of his cookie. "First class ROCKS!" he 说 through a full mouth. I wanted to 拍击, smack, 味道 that cookie out of his hand, then 拍击, smack, 味道 HIM.
I looked back over to Gwen and Courtney. Heather stuck her head and arm out between their two seats, her hand holding a cookie. "Cookie?" she asked with a smile. This coming from Heather? Wow. Gwen smiled back, and was about to take it, when Courtney grabbed the cookie, and smashed it in her hand.
.::Confession Cam::.
Courtney: UHG! I have HAD IT with Pasty McJerkface! 下一个 time we loose, Gwen is SO gonna get it.
.::End Confession Cam::.
I stormed in there, fully in sight, grabbed another cookie from the snack bar, and shoved it into Gwen's hands. "Stop being such a jerk." I snapped at Courtney. She stood up and slapped me. "You stay away from me!" Courtney shouted. "Or you'll be hearing from my lawyers!!"
"'Your lawyers' my ASS, lady!" I replied, pointing to myself with my right thumb. "Don't be such an ass!"
Courtney looked at me, then smirked with an evil look in her eye. She turned to face Gwen. "I HATE YOU, BOYFRIEND KISSER! YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKED AFTER THIS!" She shouted in Gwen's face. Gwen's eyes started to get filled with tears. She was on the verge of crying. "THAT'S IT." I stated. "NO ONE MAKES GWEN CRY LIKE THAT. ONLY ME. Because I can do that. Me, Duncan, McAwesome." I impersonated Chris, 由 grinning into the camera, making a ding sound in between my teeth. Gwen giggled a little bit, but 由 the time I was done with saying that, she had begun to cry.
I wanted to 吻乐队(Kiss) her to make her feel better, and to tick Court off, but that would only make Gwen feel worse. Me: DO THE MATH.
"This isn't the end." I 说 fiercely, pointing at Courtney. I stormed back into economy class, just as Chris 说 through the intercom:
"Everyone, today's landing will be 更多 of a drop out fly by. Everyone to the commons area!" a little fuzz, and then silence. I groaned and went over to the commons area.
Chris slid open the door, to reveal the fast-going scenery of Australia. "Welcome to Australia, mates!" Chris 说 in a fake Australian accent. "GO GO GO!" He shouted, as he ushered us out of the door. Al went first, then Heather, then Courtney. Before Gwen went, I grabbed her hand and whispered, "Don't die, pasty." Chuckling, she whispered, "Oh fine."
"Hurry up!" Chris commanded. Gwen jumped, luckily making it safely. Owen held out both his arms, and 说 with eyes closed, "Please don't let me land on my kiwis!" and after he hit the ground, he moaned, "Oww, my kiwis...!"
When we were all on the ground, moderately safely, Chris explained that we needed to get to hanging rock, and we needed to ride emus. Chris had a bunch of them set loose, then screamed, "GO!!" We all ran crazy to try and catch one. They didn't have saddles, so it would be hard to ride one. I grabbed at one's feathers, but it pecked me hard in the head, and all I got were two fist fulls of feathers. "Uhg!" I muttered. I looked over to Courtney. She was purposely not catching one, and pretending that it was too "hard". Al helped her onto an emu, and she glared at him. Alejandro 说 something to her, walked away, but Courtney stopped him 由 grabbing his shoulders. She lowering her eyelids, looking at me like I was supposed to be jealous 或者 something. I guess that was mine and Al's plan to get Court off of the show. I met her eyes, but quickly diverted them to the nearest emu, tackling it. As I wrestled the emu, Heather passed me on her's and said, "Lookin' good, D!"
"What?!" I asked confused, but the emu just got away from me, leaving me with another two fist fulls of feathers. Gwen came up behind me. "Wow, Heather's 表演 weird. She's 表演 like she just noticed 你 were alive!"
"Who knows? She might just be plotting to kill me." I 说 plainly, shrugging. Gwen smiled at me.
I hopped on an emu, giving a victorious, "AH HA!" but I was knocked off balance 由 that little twerp. "Hey, 你 did that on purpose!!" I shouted, shaking my fist at him. "Woops, sorry!" Cody laughed, riding away. I glared daggers at him. That kid is SOO gonna get it.
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After a lot of hours of riding, the sun went down. We were all forced to make camp.
Luckily for my team, I had a lighter with me. "I'm all for starting fires." I had told Al and Owen this morning. I lit some dry 草 and old twigs I found, putting rocks around it so the 火, 消防 wouldn't burn the ground and kill us all.
When the 火, 消防 was lit, and I was all snug 或者 whatever 下一个 to it, I glanced over my shoulder to see Team 亚马逊 shivering their butts off. For Australia, it can get pretty cold in the night.
I conversed with Alejandro with my eyes, asking if I should help them and give them a fire. Alejandro nodded silently. I gave a groan, found some extra 草 and twigs and rocks, and built them a fire. Heather and Gwen smiled at me. "Thanks, Duncan." They 说 at the same time. Courtney just muttered, "Whatevs..." putting her hands closer to the fire. Cody looked at me and a smile tugged at his mouth. I only glared at him. Sierra's face was blank.
"Oh, get over here, Gwen." I said, pulling Gwen over to my team's side. Courtney protested loudly, but she was shushed 由 her whole team and mine, including Gwen and I.
I brought Gwen 由 her arm to my team's fire, and wrapped my arm around her shoulders, pulling her close. "You warm yet? My arm is getting tired." I teased. "Hmm..." Gwen pondered. She poked my neck surprisingly. "GAH!" I jumped. "Yep, I'm not warm enough."
"What did that prove?"
"That you're cold and jumpy! DUH." Gwen giggled softly. She snuggled up closer to me. Alejandro and Owen gave me a silent thumbs up and a smile.
"Gwen, if you're so cold, why don't 你 just jump in the fire?" I 说 jokingly. "What, 你 want me to burn alive?"
"Sometimes."
"Jerk face."
"Whatevs, Pasty. I'mma going to bed, and there isn't anything 你 can do about it." I put my hands behind my head and laid down on the hard, dusty ground. Al and Owen and Gwen stayed sitting up looking at the fire. Gwen had a concentrated look on her face, like she was trying to find something in the flames. "Something up with you?" I asked. "W-wha? Oh, no, I'm fine." Gwen said, still looking at the fire. "You sure...?" I said, unsure of her response. "Yeah." Chuckled Gwen. "Yeah, I'm fine." She seemed to be telling the truth, so I laid my head back on my arms.
Then about 10 分钟 later, I felt Gwen snuggle close 下一个 to me. I put an arm around her. "This wouldn't be the first time 你 cuddled up to me while I was asleep, now would it?" I asked mockingly. Gwen started to blush noticeably. "Damn, Gwen, you're so cold." I whispered to her, pulling her closer to me. I laid on my side to face her. "Damn 火, 消防 did nothing for me. I wish I could kick that 火, 消防 in the face." 说 Gwen, kicking some of the twigs that weren't on fire. "I'll kick Cody in the face, if that counts?" I told her. Gwen giggled. "I do kinda want to kick that kid where the sun don't shine because of him punching you."
"And I wanna kick him because he's a unicorn drinking from my mystical water fountain-
Why do you think I wanna kick him in the face?"
Gwen got into a giggle fit. "Shut it. I need my beauty rest." I teased, pinching my fingers on Gwen's lips. She snickered, smacked my hand off of her lips, put both of her hands on my chest, snuggled close, really close, to me, and started to breath slowly after a few minutes. That indicated to me that she was asleep.
I glanced up to see Al and Owen grinning widely. I didn't think they'd be so cool about it. Especially Alejandro. I'd be pretty sure he'd give me an I told 你 so look, but he just grinned and gave me a thumbs up.
I hugged Gwen tighter towards me. Damn... She's still so cold... I thought silently.
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I woke up in the morning, make that quite early in the morning, with Gwen being pried off of me 由 Owen and Alejandro. "Courtney is about to wake up." Al explained quietly. I nodded. No need for Gwen to live in an even bigger hell.
They set her down quietly in her team's "camp", and came quickly back to our "camp", setting up the emus. I sprung up and grabbed my emu's reigns.
Just as I did, Courtney stretched her arms, and propped herself up on one elbow. She smiled flirtatiously at Alejandro, then smiled evilly at me. MY GOD, she's horrible at seduction. I rolled my eyes silently, and got on my emu. Gwen was suddenly at my side. But not on the emu, of course. "Thanks for helping me get warm last night, Duncan." She winked at me, then sneezed. "I think I'm coming down with a cold in heat again."
"Just try not to die of heat and cold, kay, Pasty?" I joked, riding the emu off away from the small camps.
After about 20 minutes, I realized Cody was right in front of me on his emu. THAT LITTLE TWERP... "Hey!!" I shouted at him. Cody looked back, and saw me with my fist raised. Then he looked forward, and gasped. "Here comes the pain!!" I said, whizzing my fist in the direction of his face. Cody ducked before I could hit him, so I flew off of my emu and onto the ground. I looked up to see a totally pissed off kangaroo. I stood up and took a few punches at it, but the 袋鼠 punched me twice, and kicked me, sending me skidding for at least 10 feet. "UHG!" I grunted, propping myself up on my elbow. "You little twerp, YOU'LL GET YOURS!!" I shouted angrily at Cody, shaking my fist at him. He simply blew me a 覆盆子 and laughed with a satisfied look on his face. "Damn bitch..." I muttered. I saw Gwen give Cody a proper 拍击, smack, 味道 to the face. I burst out into laughter. Alejandro suddenly came up behind me and smacked my head, told me to stay focused, and rode away, just to have Courtney and her extremely slow emu trailing behind him. But, before I could get on my emu, the 袋鼠 stuffed me in it's pouch, and started hopping.
It's damp and slimy. "Sick!!" I exclaimed. The bouncing of the hopping jolted me around in there like I was some sort of super bouncy ball.
That lasted at least three hours.
We finally started hopping up a mountain, of which the 袋鼠 properly tossed me out of her pouch. I was covered in slime and wet goo. "Ahh, SICK..." I muttered. "Hey, 你 get back here, one 更多 round!" I said, waving my hand in the air, facing the kangaroo. "I didn't hear no bell!" but then, the 袋鼠 gave me one last 冲床 to the face, and left. I heard giggles from Courtney and Cody, who were already there before me.
Surprisingly, Heather came and helped me up. "Ignore them. They're just jealous." She whispered in my ear. I brushed myself off, saw Gwen, and pulled my arm away from Heather's grasp. "What happened to you?!" Gwen asked in a concerned voice. "Nothing that I will ever admit to." I 说 plainly, holding up my right hand. Gwen and Heather exchanged death glares. Sierra rode past us, muttering, "Stupid, AH!" She got pecked 由 the emu. Gwen had kinda gotten what I meant 由 what I said, so when she got off her emu, she delivered Cody another good proper 拍击, smack, 味道 to the face. "That's my girl." I encouraged Gwen, smiling deviously at her. "Team 亚马逊 takes the lead!" Chris announced. "Nyeahh! Where is that 牛油, 黄油 donkey?!" Alejandro asked rhetorically, obviously talking about Owen.
Alejandro and I scoped out the plains to find Owen. "Don't even think about going back to get him this time! Just sit tight, and wait for him to arrive. Team Amazon, buckle up and prepare for a short walk, off a long cliff." Chris finished off his daily routine for the commercials with some questions, then the cameras went off. He trailed away behind them.
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(Gwen's P.O.V.)
Chris said, "Prepare to look death in the face, and live to tell the tale!" He paused. "Or not. Y'know, I'm easy." Chris gestured to himself. He explained we were gonna bungee jump off Hanging Rock.
Joy.
We have to grab a 羊 as we go down, and sheer it when we get back up to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the cliff. Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot got a pair of old gardening sheers. My team got an electric razor. Heather, Cody and I let out cheers of approval, but Courtney simply sneered at Chris.
.::Confession Cam::.
Courtney: How am I supposed to accidentally on purpose loose like THIS?!
.::End Confession Cam::.
She stormed off to places unknown. I glanced at Cody and smiled. Now's our chance. "So, Heather," I started. "I was wondering-"
"I'm not into Duncan."
"Well, that's reassuring." I said, rolling my eyes. "Anyways, Cody and I were talking about voting off Courtney next, and-"
"I'm in." Heather interrupted, smiling evilly at me. I looked at her surprised. "Good talk." I praised, high fiving Cody quickly. Like I said, a little brother.
"Time's a wastin'! Team Amazon, your up!" Chris announced, pointing to us.
Courtney went first. This is gonna be frickin' awesome. She 鸽子 down and came back up screaming. She landed on her butt, obviously horrified, her hair horribly messy. "That is so, wrong!" she exclaimed. Chris and Chef snickered and high fived each other. I was up next. I hooked the bungee chord to my ankle thingy. "You got this, Gwen!" Duncan encouraged me. I smiled nervously at him. I looked over the edge, covered my eyes, and dived head first towards the ground. I felt my skin growing tighter around me. Uncovering my eyes, the ground was coming faster and faster towards me. "AHHH!!!" I screamed. I felt the chord stretch and stretch until it finally slowed a bit. I grabbed something very VERY prickly and pointy. I screamed on the way back up, the wind blowing the hair into my face. I landed hard on my butt. When I finally opened my eyes again, I saw I was holding, a frickin', cactus. I cried out in pain, releasing the cactus over the edge again. Chris and Chef cringed. "ARE YOU, KIDDING ME?!" I shouted, picking out a spine from my arm. "Good try!" Duncan 说 reassuringly. I walked over to him, letting him pick out some of the spines on my arm. "Dammit, that hurt." I muttered. "Don't worry, Pasty, that is NOT gonna happen again." Duncan 说 firmly, a grim look on his face. I smiled at him.
Cody dived next, and he actually got a sheep. "QUICK! Start sheering!!" Heather exclaimed, running over to the 羊 and Cody with the battery powered razor. But before Heather could start sheering the sheep, we had to sing a song. We all groaned. "How about a song to make things go faster. Hit it!" Chris sang. I quick ran over to him and punched him in the arm. HARD. "Oww!!" He whined, holding his arm.
唱歌 about sheering sheep. Who in the hell would watch this show?!
Me: Well, me, neonwalflower, TaintedArtist, xRainbowNinjax, iDxC, xoReblexLoveox, xXcentalifexX, summerjoy11, Gwenxxx, trentgwenfan1-
OK, OK, I get it.
I really don't wanna explain the song. I really, really don't.
When that stupid song was done, I heard Duncan and Alejandro arguing. "Not cool, man, not cool!" exclaimed Duncan, pushing Al. "But she's your ex! And I cannot help the way I feel about her!" protested Alejandro. "Well, figure it out, 或者 you're gonna feel a whole lot of pain!!" Duncan shook his fist in Al's face. I looked at him with my mouth open. He still likes Courtney...? I thought miserably.
Owen came up panting on two emus, who were panting also. "Alright, Owen!" Alejandro praised him. "We're back in the game!" happily put Duncan. "Hey, Chris! We need some harnesses over here!"
I turned around and ignored him. Heather had finished sheering the sheep, and there was no logo.
"THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!!" Sierra shouted, jumping over the edge. Without the bungee chord. We ran over to the edge to find Sierra plummet into the hard ground. "Medic!!" Chris shouted. Two men carried Sierra away.
Owen went next. He went down, and came back up with a dingo. We all looked worriedly at him as he said, "Hey, look guys! I got one that was already sheered! WOO hehehehe!" Then it attacked him.
.::Confession Cam::.
Alejandro: Aheheheheheheh! Ah, classic. *wipes a tear from eye*
.::End Confession Cam::.[/i]
Heather bungeed down and came back up with a sheep. "Got one! START SHEERING!"
"I'm on it!" I 说 confidently, running over to the 羊 with the razor. I quickly got rid of most of the wool, until I heard Duncan. Crying. I looked and saw Court and Al really close together. I glared at Duncan. He's with me, but, but he's still crushing on Courtney...? "Hurry up, Gwen!" Heather complained. "Claimed he wasn't into her anymore... uhg... what is his deal...?" I muttered to myself. I realized there was no logo. "No logo!" I announced. "Grrr..." growled Heather. She 鸽子 down a 秒 time for another sheep.
"Need a shoulder?" Cody asked. I turned towards him. "I've got two." He said, smiling. "Maybe 你 were right, Duncan be a real jerk sometimes." I murmured. "Oh, I know I know." Cody gushed. "What can I do to make 你 feel better?" and I admit this was pretty sappy, but I guess I was just trying to make this kid's fantasies come true, 由 saying, "Can 你 make the pain go away...?" Heather popped up behind us screaming, then she plunged back down.
"I-if 由 pain, 你 mean Courtney," Cody said, pulling my head towards him with his finger and thumb. "consider it gone." He pointed at me and winked. Courtney's toast... I thought, smirking evilly.
Al and Courtney had some sort of dramatic conversation.
"I'll be right back." Duncan said, giving a little salute. He jumped over the edge. God, he looked so hot. "Wow..." Owen exasperated. "Yes, he is good." Alejandro agreed. I silently nodded. Duncan came back up with a sheep. "Yes!" exclaimed he. "Quick, it's my turn, hand me the chord!" exclaimed Cody, running over to the edge of the cliff. And I could tell 由 the evil grin on Duncan's face, it wasn't the chord he was gonna give Cody. Duncan tossed the dingo, which was attached to the bungee chord, at Cody, sending him fly backwards, and sent him spinning in the air. Heather and I looked over the cliff at him, spinning in circles with the 橙子, 橙色 dingo. We tried to pull him up, while Courtney just stood there and smiled. Bitch. "And, the Amazons are experiencing a slight delay." Chris 说 as if the audience didn't know that already. I heard Al shout, "Victory at last! BEHOLD!" then I heard Chris say, "Team I'm totally smokin' hot wins!"
"Woo hoo!" Owen cheered. "Yes!" shouted Alejandro. I heard nothing from Duncan. Cody was still hanging from the bungee chord. And when I heard pretty much silence, I looked up to see Courtney pointing to me with her thumb over her back. Then she gave a slitting throat signal. "Ah, crap..." Duncan muttered.
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Well, here goes nothing.
I walked into the elimination pit. I saw Courtney and Sierra glaring at me, Cody had glazed eyes because he was so dizzy, and Heather was smiling deviously. Her expression told me, She's going home. Trust me.
I really wanted to believe her.
Me: OK, this part isn't gonna be exactly like how the elimination went in the actual episode.
"One vote for Courtney." Chris said. I grinned, Courtney scowled. "One vote for Gwen." Courtney grinned, I scowled. "Another vote for Courtney, another vote for Gwen. And the final vote goes to..." Chris stopped for suspense. Courtney and I crossed our fingers. "Gwen! Time to say goodbye, Gwen!"
"WHAT?!" Heather and I exclaimed. Courtney shouted, "YES! In your face, boyfriend kisser! Time to say goodbye!"
"It was an accident, Gwen, I swear!" Cody said, shaking Sierra 由 the shoulder.
Chris tossed me the parachute. "Time to say bye bye, Gwen!" He sang. I punched him in the gut. He crumpled onto the ground in pain. "That. Felt. Good." I 说 satisfied. I strapped on the parachute, and walked over to the door of the plane, seeing the clouds rush 由 so fast. It made me nauseous, so I faced my back towards the outside, so I was facing everyone. I waved to Heather, who waved back, giving me a genuine smile.
Me: Heather and Gwen friendship TTwTT
Sierra only scoffed and looked away. Cody smiled obliviously.
I braced myself, and started to fall backwards, but someone grabbed me. "NO!!" Duncan shouted. He grabbed my arms, so that half of me was outside of the plane. He looked into my eyes. "Don't leave me..." He pleaded. "I have to, marshma-"
"THIS IS SERIOUS GWEN, I MEAN IT." Duncan 说 firmly, his voice quivering. "DON'T... LEAVE... ME..." Duncan's eyes started to water. With tears. Real tears. "I have to..." I whispered. "If you're going, I'm going." He said, his voice still wavering. "Wh-what?" Courtney, Sierra, Heather and I 说 at the same time. "I'm not letting 你 leave me." He said, looking into my eyes.
Duncan turned around facing the same direction as me, strapping part of the parachute onto him. He shouted, "I HATE 你 COURTNEY, 你 SON OF A BITCH!!" and he pushed us out of the plane. I started to scream, until I felt him tug on the parachute release thingy. We slowed down. I glanced up at him. "I've done this already, Gwen." He rolled his eyes. I clung to him for dear life. "I'm, uh, kinda scared I'm gonna die." I 说 worriedly. "Yep... so am I." He 说 looking off into the distance.
We didn't talk again until we reached the ground.
Well, Area 51 was quite the episode, wasn't it? I kissed Gwen twice in the same episode. Man, those "DxG" 粉丝 will be hysterical. Isn't that right?
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I just broke the fourth wall, heh.
Well, I woke up to a snoring Owen, a pacing Alejandro, who was muttering in Spanish to himself, a camera in my face, and the loud, scratchy, warn-out hum of the plane's engine. I opened one eye, and snorted, "Thinking of a way to make out with Heather without the cameras seeing, Al?" He cringed when I called him "Al". "NO." He 说 defensively, and, for a 分裂, 拆分 秒 there, I thought I saw him blush. Dudes don't blush. "Are you dreaming of making out with Gwen without the cameras catching 你 two, Duncan?" It was my turn to blush for a second. Yes... I thought silently. "No, I was dreaming that Courtney actually got voted off this lamo show." I said, pointing my thumb over my shoulder. "Yes... Courtney is a distraction to you, isn't she."
"Not anymore, Aledorkdro."
"How dare you-" He started, pointing at me. Owen interrupted him 由 yawning loudly. I think he had been awake, and knew what Al was gonna do. "Good morning, teammates!" Owen 说 happily, bringing both Al and I into a head lock. I made choking noises until Owen released us.
I rubbed my neck silently. "I'll be right back." I muttered, striding noiselessly into first class. "Where are 你 going?" Owen asked innocently. "Stealing snacks." I 说 with a chuckle.
I had to walk past the sleeping girls, sadly, to get to the snack bar. It was pretty dark in there, but I could still see. I passed Heather, who had her hands behind her head, and her knees tucked up beside her. I saw Courtney sleeping with a pen and small notebook clutched to her chest. I looked at the side that had 写作 on it, thankfully it was facing me.
It said:
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
GOTHIE'S GOING DOWN
multiple times, written in furious and messy handwriting. I rolled my eyes silently. I passed Sierra's seat, which was diagonal from Courtney's seat. She was clutching Cody to her chest. Cody was had a strangled expression on his face, but he was sleeping like a rock. Gwen was sleeping in the 座位 下一个 to Courtney's. Aww, she looks a little cute.
I got to the snack bar and retrieved six 浓情巧克力 chip cookies, three packets of chips, and one Hershey bar. Al, Owen, and I get two choco cookies, each of us get one packet of chips, and I get the 浓情巧克力 bar. It's MINE.
Just as I was about to reenter the economy class, I felt someone pluck away the 浓情巧克力 bar from my armful of snacks. "Heeyy!" I whined. I turned around, dropping the snacks silently, to find Gwen holding the Hershey bar at arm's length, as far away from me as possible. "I'll only give it back if I get half." She whispered. "No deal. Give it back, woman!" I whispered back, making a reach for the Hershey. She only brought it further away. "Fine, then I get it." She teased, opening the rapper. I snagged it away from her and muttered, "Fine." and broke off half of it and handed it to Gwen. "Now, was that so hard?"
"Yes." I admitted. "That was my 浓情巧克力 bar, 你 屁股 hole."
Gwen giggled. "Well, now half of it is mine. Get over it."
"I don't know how I will, considering 你 practically 偷了 it from me."
"You've stolen much worse."
"Oh yeah, like what?"
"My heart." Gwen mocked, batting her eyes flirtatiously.
"If I 偷了 your heart, 你 wouldn't be alive. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?" I chuckled, rolling my eyes. "Don't get all technical." Gwen snapped quietly, but she still giggled and rolled her eyes. I pushed her towards her seat. "Shut up. I'm not the technical type, like that nerd, Dorris." She grabbed my hand. "Get back to your team, Mr. I'm-no-nerd."
"Fine." I 说 plainly, winking at her, forgetting that I was supposed to be quiet. "You owe me half a 浓情巧克力 bar." I laughed. Gwen clapped a hand over my mouth. "Quiet!" She whispered fiercely. We glanced at Courtney. She stirred in her sleep. Gwen and I froze, but Courtney just went back to being still, breathing quietly. All the tension relaxed. "Now shut up, go back to your team, and stop being so loud." Gwen said, poking me in the chest. I poked her in the forehead and whispered, "Don't tell me what to do, Pasty." Then I left, picking up the snacks. DAMN, I 爱情 that chick. I thought, smiling to myself.
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"Here 你 go, Latin whatever." I said, chucking a bag of chips at Alejandro. "Gah!" He cried out. I spun around to glare at me. "Oh, get over it, 你 big cry baby." I said, rolling my eyes. I tossed a bag to Owen, who quickly tore it open and devoured the entire bag within seconds. "Hungry?" I asked, sitting down. Owen giggled. "Here. 浓情巧克力 chip 饼干 for both of ya."
"Duncan? Sharing?" Gwen poked her head through the curtain door. "Who in the hell are you?!"
"Get outta here!" I shouted, throwing a chip at her face. Gwen scrunched up her face when the chip made impact with it. She picked up the chip. "Stop stealing stuff from me!" I fake whined. Gwen 说 "Thanks for the free chip, Duncan McSoftie!" and her head disappeared from the curtain.
I smiled dreamily after her, without realizing it. Owen nudged me with his elbow. "Wh-what?" I said, looking at him. The big guy raised an eyebrow, smiling at me. I realized what he was meaning to say, and I pushed him. "Oh, God, Owen, I'm not liking her like that." I said. "Yeah, right." giggled Owen. "All of your body language explains it, mi amigo." chuckled Alejandro. "Says the guy who's in 爱情 with a total bitch." I retorted. "She is not a bitch!" Alejandro exclaimed, but suddenly looked as if though he regretted saying that. Owen and I burst into laughter. "S-shut it!!" Alejandro stammered. "Al and Heather sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Owen and I sang, laughing hysterically. Alejandro began swearing in ancient Spanish again.
I wiped a tear from my face and my laughing died down a bit, but Owen kept going. "Three, two, one, and BEGONE!!" Al shouted, snapping his fingers. Owen's face went blank, then he fell asleep. On me.
"GAK!!" I managed. Having all of that lard on me is squishing me into a pancake. "Get him OFF!!"
"Hmm... No!" Alejandro 说 with an evil smile, walking off towards the confessional.
.::Confession Cam::.
Alejandro: Let Duncan be squished into a small pancake. I don't really care.
...
and Heather is NOT a bitch. ¬_¬
.::End Confession Cam::.
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After about 20 minutes, Al, Owen, and I had gone back to our personal doings. Owen slept (he was still crushing me with his girth), I made an attempt to draw a picture in the worn out wood with my pocket knife, and Alejandro paced, and swore in Spanish, a concentrated look plastered on his face.
I got really bored, so, after about 10 分钟 of trying to shove Owen off of my body, I stuck my head through the curtain to see into first class. Gwen was looking worriedly at Courtney and Sierra. Courtney was rapping her fingers on her arm rest angrily, glaring at Gwen, and Sierra was only glaring at Gwen. Cody exclaimed "MM! The 浓情巧克力 chips are still gooie!!" He took another bite of his cookie. "First class ROCKS!" he 说 through a full mouth. I wanted to 拍击, smack, 味道 that cookie out of his hand, then 拍击, smack, 味道 HIM.
I looked back over to Gwen and Courtney. Heather stuck her head and arm out between their two seats, her hand holding a cookie. "Cookie?" she asked with a smile. This coming from Heather? Wow. Gwen smiled back, and was about to take it, when Courtney grabbed the cookie, and smashed it in her hand.
.::Confession Cam::.
Courtney: UHG! I have HAD IT with Pasty McJerkface! 下一个 time we loose, Gwen is SO gonna get it.
.::End Confession Cam::.
I stormed in there, fully in sight, grabbed another cookie from the snack bar, and shoved it into Gwen's hands. "Stop being such a jerk." I snapped at Courtney. She stood up and slapped me. "You stay away from me!" Courtney shouted. "Or you'll be hearing from my lawyers!!"
"'Your lawyers' my ASS, lady!" I replied, pointing to myself with my right thumb. "Don't be such an ass!"
Courtney looked at me, then smirked with an evil look in her eye. She turned to face Gwen. "I HATE YOU, BOYFRIEND KISSER! YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKED AFTER THIS!" She shouted in Gwen's face. Gwen's eyes started to get filled with tears. She was on the verge of crying. "THAT'S IT." I stated. "NO ONE MAKES GWEN CRY LIKE THAT. ONLY ME. Because I can do that. Me, Duncan, McAwesome." I impersonated Chris, 由 grinning into the camera, making a ding sound in between my teeth. Gwen giggled a little bit, but 由 the time I was done with saying that, she had begun to cry.
I wanted to 吻乐队(Kiss) her to make her feel better, and to tick Court off, but that would only make Gwen feel worse. Me: DO THE MATH.
"This isn't the end." I 说 fiercely, pointing at Courtney. I stormed back into economy class, just as Chris 说 through the intercom:
"Everyone, today's landing will be 更多 of a drop out fly by. Everyone to the commons area!" a little fuzz, and then silence. I groaned and went over to the commons area.
Chris slid open the door, to reveal the fast-going scenery of Australia. "Welcome to Australia, mates!" Chris 说 in a fake Australian accent. "GO GO GO!" He shouted, as he ushered us out of the door. Al went first, then Heather, then Courtney. Before Gwen went, I grabbed her hand and whispered, "Don't die, pasty." Chuckling, she whispered, "Oh fine."
"Hurry up!" Chris commanded. Gwen jumped, luckily making it safely. Owen held out both his arms, and 说 with eyes closed, "Please don't let me land on my kiwis!" and after he hit the ground, he moaned, "Oww, my kiwis...!"
When we were all on the ground, moderately safely, Chris explained that we needed to get to hanging rock, and we needed to ride emus. Chris had a bunch of them set loose, then screamed, "GO!!" We all ran crazy to try and catch one. They didn't have saddles, so it would be hard to ride one. I grabbed at one's feathers, but it pecked me hard in the head, and all I got were two fist fulls of feathers. "Uhg!" I muttered. I looked over to Courtney. She was purposely not catching one, and pretending that it was too "hard". Al helped her onto an emu, and she glared at him. Alejandro 说 something to her, walked away, but Courtney stopped him 由 grabbing his shoulders. She lowering her eyelids, looking at me like I was supposed to be jealous 或者 something. I guess that was mine and Al's plan to get Court off of the show. I met her eyes, but quickly diverted them to the nearest emu, tackling it. As I wrestled the emu, Heather passed me on her's and said, "Lookin' good, D!"
"What?!" I asked confused, but the emu just got away from me, leaving me with another two fist fulls of feathers. Gwen came up behind me. "Wow, Heather's 表演 weird. She's 表演 like she just noticed 你 were alive!"
"Who knows? She might just be plotting to kill me." I 说 plainly, shrugging. Gwen smiled at me.
I hopped on an emu, giving a victorious, "AH HA!" but I was knocked off balance 由 that little twerp. "Hey, 你 did that on purpose!!" I shouted, shaking my fist at him. "Woops, sorry!" Cody laughed, riding away. I glared daggers at him. That kid is SOO gonna get it.
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After a lot of hours of riding, the sun went down. We were all forced to make camp.
Luckily for my team, I had a lighter with me. "I'm all for starting fires." I had told Al and Owen this morning. I lit some dry 草 and old twigs I found, putting rocks around it so the 火, 消防 wouldn't burn the ground and kill us all.
When the 火, 消防 was lit, and I was all snug 或者 whatever 下一个 to it, I glanced over my shoulder to see Team 亚马逊 shivering their butts off. For Australia, it can get pretty cold in the night.
I conversed with Alejandro with my eyes, asking if I should help them and give them a fire. Alejandro nodded silently. I gave a groan, found some extra 草 and twigs and rocks, and built them a fire. Heather and Gwen smiled at me. "Thanks, Duncan." They 说 at the same time. Courtney just muttered, "Whatevs..." putting her hands closer to the fire. Cody looked at me and a smile tugged at his mouth. I only glared at him. Sierra's face was blank.
"Oh, get over here, Gwen." I said, pulling Gwen over to my team's side. Courtney protested loudly, but she was shushed 由 her whole team and mine, including Gwen and I.
I brought Gwen 由 her arm to my team's fire, and wrapped my arm around her shoulders, pulling her close. "You warm yet? My arm is getting tired." I teased. "Hmm..." Gwen pondered. She poked my neck surprisingly. "GAH!" I jumped. "Yep, I'm not warm enough."
"What did that prove?"
"That you're cold and jumpy! DUH." Gwen giggled softly. She snuggled up closer to me. Alejandro and Owen gave me a silent thumbs up and a smile.
"Gwen, if you're so cold, why don't 你 just jump in the fire?" I 说 jokingly. "What, 你 want me to burn alive?"
"Sometimes."
"Jerk face."
"Whatevs, Pasty. I'mma going to bed, and there isn't anything 你 can do about it." I put my hands behind my head and laid down on the hard, dusty ground. Al and Owen and Gwen stayed sitting up looking at the fire. Gwen had a concentrated look on her face, like she was trying to find something in the flames. "Something up with you?" I asked. "W-wha? Oh, no, I'm fine." Gwen said, still looking at the fire. "You sure...?" I said, unsure of her response. "Yeah." Chuckled Gwen. "Yeah, I'm fine." She seemed to be telling the truth, so I laid my head back on my arms.
Then about 10 分钟 later, I felt Gwen snuggle close 下一个 to me. I put an arm around her. "This wouldn't be the first time 你 cuddled up to me while I was asleep, now would it?" I asked mockingly. Gwen started to blush noticeably. "Damn, Gwen, you're so cold." I whispered to her, pulling her closer to me. I laid on my side to face her. "Damn 火, 消防 did nothing for me. I wish I could kick that 火, 消防 in the face." 说 Gwen, kicking some of the twigs that weren't on fire. "I'll kick Cody in the face, if that counts?" I told her. Gwen giggled. "I do kinda want to kick that kid where the sun don't shine because of him punching you."
"And I wanna kick him because he's a unicorn drinking from my mystical water fountain-
Why do you think I wanna kick him in the face?"
Gwen got into a giggle fit. "Shut it. I need my beauty rest." I teased, pinching my fingers on Gwen's lips. She snickered, smacked my hand off of her lips, put both of her hands on my chest, snuggled close, really close, to me, and started to breath slowly after a few minutes. That indicated to me that she was asleep.
I glanced up to see Al and Owen grinning widely. I didn't think they'd be so cool about it. Especially Alejandro. I'd be pretty sure he'd give me an I told 你 so look, but he just grinned and gave me a thumbs up.
I hugged Gwen tighter towards me. Damn... She's still so cold... I thought silently.
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I woke up in the morning, make that quite early in the morning, with Gwen being pried off of me 由 Owen and Alejandro. "Courtney is about to wake up." Al explained quietly. I nodded. No need for Gwen to live in an even bigger hell.
They set her down quietly in her team's "camp", and came quickly back to our "camp", setting up the emus. I sprung up and grabbed my emu's reigns.
Just as I did, Courtney stretched her arms, and propped herself up on one elbow. She smiled flirtatiously at Alejandro, then smiled evilly at me. MY GOD, she's horrible at seduction. I rolled my eyes silently, and got on my emu. Gwen was suddenly at my side. But not on the emu, of course. "Thanks for helping me get warm last night, Duncan." She winked at me, then sneezed. "I think I'm coming down with a cold in heat again."
"Just try not to die of heat and cold, kay, Pasty?" I joked, riding the emu off away from the small camps.
After about 20 minutes, I realized Cody was right in front of me on his emu. THAT LITTLE TWERP... "Hey!!" I shouted at him. Cody looked back, and saw me with my fist raised. Then he looked forward, and gasped. "Here comes the pain!!" I said, whizzing my fist in the direction of his face. Cody ducked before I could hit him, so I flew off of my emu and onto the ground. I looked up to see a totally pissed off kangaroo. I stood up and took a few punches at it, but the 袋鼠 punched me twice, and kicked me, sending me skidding for at least 10 feet. "UHG!" I grunted, propping myself up on my elbow. "You little twerp, YOU'LL GET YOURS!!" I shouted angrily at Cody, shaking my fist at him. He simply blew me a 覆盆子 and laughed with a satisfied look on his face. "Damn bitch..." I muttered. I saw Gwen give Cody a proper 拍击, smack, 味道 to the face. I burst out into laughter. Alejandro suddenly came up behind me and smacked my head, told me to stay focused, and rode away, just to have Courtney and her extremely slow emu trailing behind him. But, before I could get on my emu, the 袋鼠 stuffed me in it's pouch, and started hopping.
It's damp and slimy. "Sick!!" I exclaimed. The bouncing of the hopping jolted me around in there like I was some sort of super bouncy ball.
That lasted at least three hours.
We finally started hopping up a mountain, of which the 袋鼠 properly tossed me out of her pouch. I was covered in slime and wet goo. "Ahh, SICK..." I muttered. "Hey, 你 get back here, one 更多 round!" I said, waving my hand in the air, facing the kangaroo. "I didn't hear no bell!" but then, the 袋鼠 gave me one last 冲床 to the face, and left. I heard giggles from Courtney and Cody, who were already there before me.
Surprisingly, Heather came and helped me up. "Ignore them. They're just jealous." She whispered in my ear. I brushed myself off, saw Gwen, and pulled my arm away from Heather's grasp. "What happened to you?!" Gwen asked in a concerned voice. "Nothing that I will ever admit to." I 说 plainly, holding up my right hand. Gwen and Heather exchanged death glares. Sierra rode past us, muttering, "Stupid, AH!" She got pecked 由 the emu. Gwen had kinda gotten what I meant 由 what I said, so when she got off her emu, she delivered Cody another good proper 拍击, smack, 味道 to the face. "That's my girl." I encouraged Gwen, smiling deviously at her. "Team 亚马逊 takes the lead!" Chris announced. "Nyeahh! Where is that 牛油, 黄油 donkey?!" Alejandro asked rhetorically, obviously talking about Owen.
Alejandro and I scoped out the plains to find Owen. "Don't even think about going back to get him this time! Just sit tight, and wait for him to arrive. Team Amazon, buckle up and prepare for a short walk, off a long cliff." Chris finished off his daily routine for the commercials with some questions, then the cameras went off. He trailed away behind them.
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(Gwen's P.O.V.)
Chris said, "Prepare to look death in the face, and live to tell the tale!" He paused. "Or not. Y'know, I'm easy." Chris gestured to himself. He explained we were gonna bungee jump off Hanging Rock.
Joy.
We have to grab a 羊 as we go down, and sheer it when we get back up to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the cliff. Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot got a pair of old gardening sheers. My team got an electric razor. Heather, Cody and I let out cheers of approval, but Courtney simply sneered at Chris.
.::Confession Cam::.
Courtney: How am I supposed to accidentally on purpose loose like THIS?!
.::End Confession Cam::.
She stormed off to places unknown. I glanced at Cody and smiled. Now's our chance. "So, Heather," I started. "I was wondering-"
"I'm not into Duncan."
"Well, that's reassuring." I said, rolling my eyes. "Anyways, Cody and I were talking about voting off Courtney next, and-"
"I'm in." Heather interrupted, smiling evilly at me. I looked at her surprised. "Good talk." I praised, high fiving Cody quickly. Like I said, a little brother.
"Time's a wastin'! Team Amazon, your up!" Chris announced, pointing to us.
Courtney went first. This is gonna be frickin' awesome. She 鸽子 down and came back up screaming. She landed on her butt, obviously horrified, her hair horribly messy. "That is so, wrong!" she exclaimed. Chris and Chef snickered and high fived each other. I was up next. I hooked the bungee chord to my ankle thingy. "You got this, Gwen!" Duncan encouraged me. I smiled nervously at him. I looked over the edge, covered my eyes, and dived head first towards the ground. I felt my skin growing tighter around me. Uncovering my eyes, the ground was coming faster and faster towards me. "AHHH!!!" I screamed. I felt the chord stretch and stretch until it finally slowed a bit. I grabbed something very VERY prickly and pointy. I screamed on the way back up, the wind blowing the hair into my face. I landed hard on my butt. When I finally opened my eyes again, I saw I was holding, a frickin', cactus. I cried out in pain, releasing the cactus over the edge again. Chris and Chef cringed. "ARE YOU, KIDDING ME?!" I shouted, picking out a spine from my arm. "Good try!" Duncan 说 reassuringly. I walked over to him, letting him pick out some of the spines on my arm. "Dammit, that hurt." I muttered. "Don't worry, Pasty, that is NOT gonna happen again." Duncan 说 firmly, a grim look on his face. I smiled at him.
Cody dived next, and he actually got a sheep. "QUICK! Start sheering!!" Heather exclaimed, running over to the 羊 and Cody with the battery powered razor. But before Heather could start sheering the sheep, we had to sing a song. We all groaned. "How about a song to make things go faster. Hit it!" Chris sang. I quick ran over to him and punched him in the arm. HARD. "Oww!!" He whined, holding his arm.
唱歌 about sheering sheep. Who in the hell would watch this show?!
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OK, OK, I get it.
I really don't wanna explain the song. I really, really don't.
When that stupid song was done, I heard Duncan and Alejandro arguing. "Not cool, man, not cool!" exclaimed Duncan, pushing Al. "But she's your ex! And I cannot help the way I feel about her!" protested Alejandro. "Well, figure it out, 或者 you're gonna feel a whole lot of pain!!" Duncan shook his fist in Al's face. I looked at him with my mouth open. He still likes Courtney...? I thought miserably.
Owen came up panting on two emus, who were panting also. "Alright, Owen!" Alejandro praised him. "We're back in the game!" happily put Duncan. "Hey, Chris! We need some harnesses over here!"
I turned around and ignored him. Heather had finished sheering the sheep, and there was no logo.
"THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!!" Sierra shouted, jumping over the edge. Without the bungee chord. We ran over to the edge to find Sierra plummet into the hard ground. "Medic!!" Chris shouted. Two men carried Sierra away.
Owen went next. He went down, and came back up with a dingo. We all looked worriedly at him as he said, "Hey, look guys! I got one that was already sheered! WOO hehehehe!" Then it attacked him.
.::Confession Cam::.
Alejandro: Aheheheheheheh! Ah, classic. *wipes a tear from eye*
.::End Confession Cam::.[/i]
Heather bungeed down and came back up with a sheep. "Got one! START SHEERING!"
"I'm on it!" I 说 confidently, running over to the 羊 with the razor. I quickly got rid of most of the wool, until I heard Duncan. Crying. I looked and saw Court and Al really close together. I glared at Duncan. He's with me, but, but he's still crushing on Courtney...? "Hurry up, Gwen!" Heather complained. "Claimed he wasn't into her anymore... uhg... what is his deal...?" I muttered to myself. I realized there was no logo. "No logo!" I announced. "Grrr..." growled Heather. She 鸽子 down a 秒 time for another sheep.
"Need a shoulder?" Cody asked. I turned towards him. "I've got two." He said, smiling. "Maybe 你 were right, Duncan be a real jerk sometimes." I murmured. "Oh, I know I know." Cody gushed. "What can I do to make 你 feel better?" and I admit this was pretty sappy, but I guess I was just trying to make this kid's fantasies come true, 由 saying, "Can 你 make the pain go away...?" Heather popped up behind us screaming, then she plunged back down.
"I-if 由 pain, 你 mean Courtney," Cody said, pulling my head towards him with his finger and thumb. "consider it gone." He pointed at me and winked. Courtney's toast... I thought, smirking evilly.
Al and Courtney had some sort of dramatic conversation.
"I'll be right back." Duncan said, giving a little salute. He jumped over the edge. God, he looked so hot. "Wow..." Owen exasperated. "Yes, he is good." Alejandro agreed. I silently nodded. Duncan came back up with a sheep. "Yes!" exclaimed he. "Quick, it's my turn, hand me the chord!" exclaimed Cody, running over to the edge of the cliff. And I could tell 由 the evil grin on Duncan's face, it wasn't the chord he was gonna give Cody. Duncan tossed the dingo, which was attached to the bungee chord, at Cody, sending him fly backwards, and sent him spinning in the air. Heather and I looked over the cliff at him, spinning in circles with the 橙子, 橙色 dingo. We tried to pull him up, while Courtney just stood there and smiled. Bitch. "And, the Amazons are experiencing a slight delay." Chris 说 as if the audience didn't know that already. I heard Al shout, "Victory at last! BEHOLD!" then I heard Chris say, "Team I'm totally smokin' hot wins!"
"Woo hoo!" Owen cheered. "Yes!" shouted Alejandro. I heard nothing from Duncan. Cody was still hanging from the bungee chord. And when I heard pretty much silence, I looked up to see Courtney pointing to me with her thumb over her back. Then she gave a slitting throat signal. "Ah, crap..." Duncan muttered.
- - - - - - - - - -
Well, here goes nothing.
I walked into the elimination pit. I saw Courtney and Sierra glaring at me, Cody had glazed eyes because he was so dizzy, and Heather was smiling deviously. Her expression told me, She's going home. Trust me.
I really wanted to believe her.
Me: OK, this part isn't gonna be exactly like how the elimination went in the actual episode.
"One vote for Courtney." Chris said. I grinned, Courtney scowled. "One vote for Gwen." Courtney grinned, I scowled. "Another vote for Courtney, another vote for Gwen. And the final vote goes to..." Chris stopped for suspense. Courtney and I crossed our fingers. "Gwen! Time to say goodbye, Gwen!"
"WHAT?!" Heather and I exclaimed. Courtney shouted, "YES! In your face, boyfriend kisser! Time to say goodbye!"
"It was an accident, Gwen, I swear!" Cody said, shaking Sierra 由 the shoulder.
Chris tossed me the parachute. "Time to say bye bye, Gwen!" He sang. I punched him in the gut. He crumpled onto the ground in pain. "That. Felt. Good." I 说 satisfied. I strapped on the parachute, and walked over to the door of the plane, seeing the clouds rush 由 so fast. It made me nauseous, so I faced my back towards the outside, so I was facing everyone. I waved to Heather, who waved back, giving me a genuine smile.
Me: Heather and Gwen friendship TTwTT
Sierra only scoffed and looked away. Cody smiled obliviously.
I braced myself, and started to fall backwards, but someone grabbed me. "NO!!" Duncan shouted. He grabbed my arms, so that half of me was outside of the plane. He looked into my eyes. "Don't leave me..." He pleaded. "I have to, marshma-"
"THIS IS SERIOUS GWEN, I MEAN IT." Duncan 说 firmly, his voice quivering. "DON'T... LEAVE... ME..." Duncan's eyes started to water. With tears. Real tears. "I have to..." I whispered. "If you're going, I'm going." He said, his voice still wavering. "Wh-what?" Courtney, Sierra, Heather and I 说 at the same time. "I'm not letting 你 leave me." He said, looking into my eyes.
Duncan turned around facing the same direction as me, strapping part of the parachute onto him. He shouted, "I HATE 你 COURTNEY, 你 SON OF A BITCH!!" and he pushed us out of the plane. I started to scream, until I felt him tug on the parachute release thingy. We slowed down. I glanced up at him. "I've done this already, Gwen." He rolled his eyes. I clung to him for dear life. "I'm, uh, kinda scared I'm gonna die." I 说 worriedly. "Yep... so am I." He 说 looking off into the distance.
We didn't talk again until we reached the ground.