(You MUST read them out loud 或者 it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) That's not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are 你 harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did 你 go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think 你 need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought 你 were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didn't get it..... you're dumb

- bulliten