*waiting for the quotes* ;)

edit. KTHNX :D

1 - Dean Winchester: [raises hand to stop Sam] No chick flick moments.

2 - Sam: When I told him I was afraid of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well, what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old!

3 - Sam: Jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

4 - Dean: I love the Smurfs.

5 - Sam: You smell like a toilet.

6 - Sam: What were you thinking, shooting Casper in the face you freak!!!

7 - Dean Winchester: So, what are you gonna do? Are you just gonna live some normal, apple pie life? Is that it?
Sam Winchester: No, not normal. Safe.

8 - Dean: I tell you, if you screwed up my car, I'll kill you.

Go link to post a quote for round 02.