So for the past week i've been looking for 语录 to put into the ultimate quote contest, and i've found a lot...but just incase i've missed any and 你 really want them to be in this contest, tell me the quote and i'll add it!!



anyways here are the 语录 i've found:


“Sammy, I get all tingly inside when 你 take control like that.”
~ Dean

“No chick flick moments.”
~ Dean

“Jerk.” … “Bitch.”
~ Sam & Dean

“You smell like a toilet.”
~ Sam

“What were 你 thinking shooting casper in the face 你 freak?!”
~ Sam

“Oh sweetheart, I don’t do shorts.”
~ Dean

“Having fun?” … “The whistle makes me their god…” … “Right…nice shorts.”
~Sam & Dean

“This book. This is dad’s single most valuable possession. Everything he knows about every evil thing is in here, and he’s passed it on to us. I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, 你 know, saving people, hunting things. The family business.”
~ Dean

“I’d like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.”
~ Dean

“That was scary. What?”
~ Dean

“Sam, I'm not gonna make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic! I'm not suicidal! Did I just say that? That was kinda weird.”
~ Dean

“Pudding!!”
~ Dean

“It’s probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.” … “Know-it-all.”
~ Sam & Dean

“What kind of ghost messes with a man’s wheels?!”
~ Dean

“Strippers Sammy, strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally!”
~ Dean

“It’s like we got a contract on us. 你 think it’s cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s cause we’re so awesome.”
~ Dean

“I uhh…I shot the sheriff.” … “But 你 didn’t shoot the deputy.”
~ Henricksen & Dean

“Well, for one, they're cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica?! It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.”
~ Sam

“House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”
~ Dean

“Can I shoot her?” … “Not in public.”
~ Dean & Sam

“Don’t objectify me.”
~ Dean

“Dad, I know I've left messages before. I don't even know if 你 get 'em. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed Mom 或者 not...but...I don't know what to do. So whatever you're doing, if 你 could get here...please. I need your help, Dad.”
~ Dean

“Don’t worry, Dean’s going to clean up this mess. Well what are 你 waiting for, boy, grab the mop. And don’t cuss at me!”
~ Missouri

“Boy, 你 put your foot on my coffee table, I’m going to whack 你 with a spoon.” … “I didn’t do anything.” … “You were thinking about it.”
~ Missouri & Dean

“ha ha…nobody’s a virgin! Noo…no way. Your kidding me right, your-” … “What? It’s a choice, ok?” … “Wait so 你 you’ve never? Not even once? I mean not even…wow…”
~ Dean & Nancy

“…which leads me to conclude…sadly…that my virginity is intact.”
~ Dean

“Nobody kill any virgins!”
~ Dean

“I’m not gonna let that demon, kill some nice sweet innocent girl, who hasn’t even been laid! I mean look if that’s how 你 win wars, than I don’t wanna win.”
~ Dean

“I think I’m adorable.”
~ Dean

“Son of a bitch!”
~ Dean

“Hey! Ass-butt!”
~ Cas

“Yeah, I know what an EMF meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?” … “Cause that’s what I made it out of. It’s homemade.” … “Yeah, I can see that.”
~ Sam & Dean

“Sam, this plane is going to crash…so stop treating me like I’m freakin four!”
~ Dean

“Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help-yoga crap. It’s not helping!”
~ Dean

“What are you, a woman? Come down already.”
~ Bela

“You stink like sex.”
~ Dean

“I didn’t want 你 thinking…you’re not very good at that. Oh, look at you, searching for a witty rejoinder.”
~ Bela

“Cute. But a bit of a drama queen, yeah?”
~ Bela

“Hey Sam, who do 你 think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer 爱情 Hewitt, 或者 you?”
~ Dean

“Ya know when we were little, 你 couldn't have been 更多 than five, 你 just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom? Why did we always have to 移动 around? Where Dad go? He’d take off days at a time. I remember I begged 你 “Quit asking, Sammy. Man, ya don't wanna know.” I just wanted 你 to be a kid. Just for a little while longer. I was trying to protect you. Keep 你 safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility, ya know? It's like I had one job. I had one job. And I screwed it up. I blew it. And for that I'm sorry. I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people I love. Ya know, I let Dad down. And now I guess I’m just supposed to let 你 down, too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy? God. What am I supposed to do? What am I suppose to do?!”
~ Dean

“You save my life…over and over. I mean, 你 sacrifice everything for me, don’t 你 think I’d do the same for you? You’re my big brother. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you. And I don’t care what it takes, I’m gonna get 你 out of this. I guess I gotta save your 屁股 for a change.”
~ Sam

“You don't think so? Huh? 你 don't think I've 给 enough? 你 don't think I've paid enough? I'm done with it. All of it. If 你 know what's good for ya, you'll turn around and get the hell out of here! Go!!”
~ Dean

“We got work to do.”
~ Sam s1 & Dean s2

“All of 'em. Everyone that 你 saved, everyone Sammy and I saved. They're all dead. And there's this woman... haunting me. I don't know why. I don't know what the connection is, not yet anyway. It's like my old life is-is coming after me 或者 something. Like-like it doesn't want me to be happy. 'Course I know what you'd say. Well, not that you'd of played softball, but-. You'd say, “Go hunt the Djin. It put 你 here, it can put 你 back. Your happiness over all those people's lives? No contest.” Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kinda hero? What about us, huh? Mom's not supposed to live her life? Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's……yeah…”
~ Dean

“I bet your real proud of your kids too, huh? Oh wait, I forgot, I wasted them.”
~ Dean

“Eat me. Oh no no no wait wait wait, 你 actually might.”
~ Dean

“You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.”
~ Dean

“Sammy's always gettin a little J. 爱情 Hewitt when it comes to this. Me, I don't like 'em. And I'm sure as hell ain't makin apologies for 'em.”
~ Dean

“Save room for dessert, Tiny, he he he. Hey, I wanted to ask you, cause I couldn't help but notice that 你 are two tones of fun. Just curious, is that like a thyroid problem 或者 is that some deep seeded self-esteem issue? Cause ya know they're a, they’re just donuts, they're not love.”
~ Dean

“My roommate didn’t say much, how’s yours?” … “Just keeps staring at me…in a way that really makes me uneasy.”
~ Dean & Sam

“You’re a hypocrite, Dean. How did 你 feel when Dad sold his soul for you? ‘Cause I was there. I remember. 你 were twisted and broken. And now 你 go and do the same thing… to me. What 你 did was selfish.”
~ Sam

“I’m just gonna ask it again…who was that masked chick? Actually, the 更多 troubling 问题 would be, “How come a girl can fight better than you?”
~ Dean

“Let me see your knife.” … “What for?” … “So I can gouge my eyes out.” … “It was a beautiful, natural act, Sam.” … “That’s a part of 你 I never wanted to see, Dean.”
~ Sam & Dean

“Oh, Auntie Em. There’s no place like home.”
~ Dean

“Ever since Dad…all I can think about is how much this job has cost us. We’ve 迷失 so much; we’ve sacrifice so much…”
~ Dean

“But people are alive because of you. It’s worth it, Dean. It is. It’s not fair, and ya know it hurts like hell, but it’s worth it.”
~ Sam

“Yeah, being fugitives is a freakin dance party.”
~ Sam

“You watch Oprah?”
~ Sam

“I’m just saying, getting a little rusty there aren’t you, kiddo?”
~ Sam

“Okay Sparky, and 你 know what…after we kill it we can go to Disneyland.”
~ Sam

“So what are we suppose to do, just sit here with our thumbs up our ass?”
~ Sam

“Yea, what do 你 wanna do, poke her with a stick?” … *nods* … “Dude, 你 are not gonna poke her with a stick!”
~ Sam & Dean

“Dude, you’re enjoying that way to much. It’s kinda making me uncomfortable.”
~ Sam

“Dean, this is without a doubt the dumbest, craziest thing we’ve ever done. And that’s in a long storied career of dumb and crazy.”
~ Sam

“Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the 食物 button until it dies.”
~ Sam

“Cause I got an idiot for a brother.”
~ Sam

“What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
~ Sam

“You’re getting wise in your old age, Dean.”
~ Sam

“You see that? That attitude there? That’s why I always got the extra cookie.”
~ Dean

“Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.” … “Oh, c’mon.” … “It’s killing me!”
~ Dean & Sam

“Of course, the most troubling 问题 is, why do these people assume we're gay?”
~ Dean

“Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother.”
~ Dean

“What do 你 want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all 日 写作 sad poems about how I’m going to die? 你 know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with "Shut up, Sam?””
~ Dean

“You fudgin touch me again, I’ll fudgin kill you!”
~ Dean

“You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish…Sam Winchester wears make-up…Sam Winchester cries his way through sex…Sam Winchester keeps a ruler 由 his 床, 床上 and every morning when he wakes up he…okay enough!”
~ Dean & Sam

“I’ll man the flashlight.”
~ Dean

“It frustrates me when 你 say such reckless things.”
~ Dean

“Dude, where’s the pie?!”
~ Dean

“If 你 say “I told 你 so” I swear to God, I’ll start swinging.”
~ Dean

“I hope your 苹果 pie is freakin worth it!”
~ Dean

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
~ Dean

“I like him. He says okie dokie.”
~ Dean

“And, uhh, I don’t know what this is.” … “You mean Carly’s myspace address?” … “Yeah, myspace, what the hell is that?” … *laughs* … “Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?”
~ Dean & Sam

“Well, thinking about fairytales.” … “Oh, that’s…that’s nice. 你 think about fairytales often?”
~ Sam & Dean

“Dude, could 你 be 更多 gay?! Don’t answer that.”
~ Dean

“I don’t understand…why does it want my name?”
~ Cas

“…and Sam, of course, is an abomination.”
~ Cas

“This isn’t funny, Dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes!”
~ Cas

“Today you’re my little bitch.”
~ Cas

“I’m batman.”
~ Dean

“Number one, he's going to wipe us all out anyway. Two, after 你 leave here, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere. And three, how about 你 don't miss, okay! Morons!”
~ Crowley

“So…the hardy boys finally found me. Took 你 long enough.”
~ Crowley

“Survival. Well, I forgot 你 two at best are functioning morons.”
~ Crowley

“Went over to a demon's nest, had a little massacre. Must be losing my touch, though. Let one of the little toads live. Oops! Also might have 给 说 toad the impression that 你 left your post last night because 你 and I are...wait for it... 爱人 in League Against Satan. Hello darling. So now death is off the table. Now 你 get to be on the boss's eternal torment 列表 with little old me.”
~ Crowley

“Not that one. I brought my own. Mine’s bigger. Sick ‘em boy!”
~ Crowley

“And yet, here I am, last place I should be - In the road, talking to Sam and Dean Winchester, under a freaking spotlight! “
~ Crowley

“That’s what 你 get working with a demon.”
~ Crowley

“They burned down my house! They ate my tailor-”
~ Crowley

“Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.”
~ Dean

“Well, because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.”
~ Dean

“I call this one the blue steal.”
~ Dean