Marth

TV:Yes, Today only get a wii 或者 xbox360 for 100$!
Bosses:Ohhhh!
15 mins later
Tabuu:I call Snake!
Ridley:I call Wolf!
Duno:I call Pikachu!
Petey:I call Lucario!
Master Hand:Guys, go for the freakin' smash ball.
Ridley got the smash and Tabuu blew off screen.
Porky:Guys, it's 9.
Crazy Hand:I sleep.
Crazy Hand went to his bed. The rest followed.
Galleom:Wii broken.
Tabuu:1 日 only??????????
Master Hand:Yea.
Tabuu:What a cheap deal.
Ridley:I'm go get our money back.

Casher:I'm sorry, we don't do paybacks sir.
Ridley:I DEMAND A PAY BACK.
Casher:Sorry.
Ridley:....
Ridley steals all the money and kills the casher.
Tabuu:Yeah!

Master Hand:Were jailed...
Snake:HIIII!!!!!!
Duno:Why 你 jailed.
Snake:Because I used Samus's coumpter XD
Crazy Hand:That's stupid. We 偷了 and killed.
Ridley:I.
Snake:....
Galleom:JAIL BREAK!
All bosses and Snake break out.
THE END!