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The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now!

- As "Navin R. Johnson" in The Jerk (1979)

All of a sudden I had to remember some words that Marlowe had told me over fifteen years ago: 'Dead men don't wear plaid.' Hmm... Dead men don't wear plaid. I still don't know what it means.

- As "Rigby Reardon" in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

你 kill me and I'll see that 你 never work in this town again.

- As "Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr" in The Man with Two Brains (1983)

Comedy is not pretty.

- Comedy album "Comedy is Not Pretty"

[During surgery] Get that cat outta here.

- As "Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr" in The Man with Two Brains (1983)

Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if 你 try to correct them, they kill you.

-As "Rigby Reardon" in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)

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