Funny Wallpaper-Pulp Fiction Parody

This is a kind response to anyone who thinks that Luke Skywalker is a lame pansy. Enjoy, and please feel free to share your thoughts, no matter if 你 like Luke 或者 not! : )
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Why Nothing Is Wrong With Luke Skywalker:

1. Luke is loyal. Vader betrayed his fellow Jedi and the justice of the Republic for a selfish purpose: to save Padme. He cared little about the lives he ended. Only at the end of the Saga does Vader realize how much pain he's caused, and he realizes this 由 seeing the pain his son was experiencing at the hands of Sith Lord Sidious....

As a die hard 星, 星级 Wars fan,I have been eagerly awaiting for episode 8 since seeing the end of The Force Awakens.This time there was a new director at the helm,Rian Johnson.

I will try to make this review as spoiler free as possible(for those that haven't seen The Last Jedi yet) ...

I have just come from seeing The Last Jedi.Like all 前一个 星, 星级 Wars movies,there are tons of special effects and giant explosions,and this one is no different.There were some old returning 最喜爱的 characters and we met some new faces as well(Laura Dern,Benicio Del Toro and Kelly Marie Tran) and who could forget...

In the darkness of the void that had become her life.Sota Slayer was blinded 由 a sudden light. "You are needed. 你 can no longer hold yourself aloft in cowardice and fear." The fiercely renown bounty hunter and headmistress of her own academy growled. "Cowardice and fear? Is that what 你 call my chasing down that 鼠, 大鼠 bastard Sidious. He's going to pay for what he's done and ...." The voice took on image. Her dead-long dead husband frowned at her, his arms crossed.
"You can not change the fate's of all those involved 由 killing him. There is always repercussion's for such actions. Such as...

Two Tie Fighters were flying towards Champalla. Warek Goode, and Taylor Kamen were about to attack the Republic, and Polis Massa.

Warek: Listen up, do exactly what I do, when I do it. Alright, here we go. *Decreasing his altitude to attack the Republic, and Polis Massa*

Iffen/Eye Beaches. 6:45 AM

Warek, and Taylor killed over twenty soldiers from Polis Massa on Iffen Beach, and thirty Republic Soldiers on Eye Beach.

Warek: That's good. We've had our moment. Let's head back.

When they were heading back, they noticed four X-Wings at Omega Beach.

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Warek: They're trying to weaken our defenses....

Logan & Meghan were riding the speeder bike up a hill, passing a rock. Suddenly, a net popped up, stopping the two.

Logan: Whoa.
Men: *Climbing down from the rock. They point blasters at Logan & Meghan*
Man 53: Are 你 with Naboo's army?
Logan: No, I'm here to see Major Delgado.
Man 56: 你 mean Colonel Delgado!
Logan: I don't care what rank he is, I just want to see him!
Man 56: Get off the bike. Any funny business, and 你 both die.

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Man 53: Get off!! Now!
Logan: *Gets off the speeder bike with Meghan*
Man 56: Up the hill. Get moving!
Logan & Meghan: *Walking together up the hill*...