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Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i 爱情 chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that 衬套, 布什 over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Chicken Pops Up
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill 或者 anythin'...but can 你 see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...
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Token:We Should Be There 由 Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have 你 Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! 嘿 Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have 迷失 His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...
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posted by EverLastingLuv
I made a fanclub that i know ppl have been waiting for and it's called South Park Couples!!
I DO accept any 矢追 but it can't be too dirty. For there are ppl who do not like it ^^ So if you'd like 你 may join! I accept any art 你 guys 提交 and other stuff! I have the link to it and i hope 你 guys will join. Even if 你 don't care about it i'd appreciate it if 你 joined anyways:] it'd make me happy! x3 I hope 你 guys will 加入 and spread the love! After all, Everyone loves love! <3

 May this be the last 年 for South Park?
May this be the last year for South Park?
EDIT: South Park has been renewed until Season 17 link

This 文章 was written to 显示 some hints seen 由 observing South Park that this may be the last 年 of the show. This 文章 was not written to make a point, 或者 to prove anything 或者 anyone right 或者 wrong, so please don't take it that way. Thank 你 for listening.

With all of 你 worried about South Park possibly coming to an end, I have found some hints that that may be true. Personally, I like the 显示 a lot myself, and don't want it to get axed, but I'm worried myself it might because of what I've realized: (I...
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I'll Do Another South Park Beauty And The Beast Story And This Time It Will Reflect On Clybe (ClydexBebe) So Here's The Cast, I Hope 你 Like It:
Mrs. Potts-Sharon
Bimbettes-Red, Annie And Lexus
Bookkeeper-Mr. Garrison
If I Need To Switch Up My Cast For This Story, Please Let Me Know Ahead Of Time!
I have noticed that majority of people who have Kyle as their 最喜爱的 character share something in common. Most of them have been persecuted for something about them, whether that be religion, physical 或者 mental ability, etc. Kyle? He's always being made fun of for being jewish 由 Carman. When people watch south park and witness them, there is a large portion thta can say" I've experienced Kyle's pain. i know what it feels like to be going through what he's going through." It's how relatable he can be . I know that I can relate to him. I've been persecuted for many things about me. In fact, Kyle has aught me how to deal with it, through the things that he does on the show. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve a good pat on the back. They've sucessfully created what can probably be easily called the most relatable character in cartoon history. Keep u[p the good work, guys.
posted by Yellowflash1102
South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created 由 Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central 电视 network. Intended for mature audiences, the 显示 has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the 显示 from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral...
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posted by lilylove89
South Park is an American animated sitcom created 由 Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central 电视 network. Intended for mature audiences, the 显示 has become famous for its crude language, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. In the 2004 documentary The 100 Greatest Cartoons, South Park was placed at #3, just behind The Simpsons and Tom and Jerry. South Park...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
It's all fun and games until Muhammad gets made fun of. 你 may think I need to attend "Muslim Sensitivity Training" after 阅读 this article, but this is just what I think of the controversy.
The episode of South Park entitled "201" was censored 由 Comedy Central after the netowork recieved warnings from Muslim groups for the 前一个 episode's depiction of Muhammad.
Yeah, censoring was the 安全 route to take. But what I don't understand is, how is it okay to 显示 Buddha doing 可乐 and 耶稣 surfing for porn, but 展示 Muhammad in a 熊 costume is a no-no?
South Park is known for making...
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posted by dilly53
Twelve years 以前 I sat at a 老友记 house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this 显示 was supposed to be funnier and 更多 vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" 或者 "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...
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posted by SouthParkSmart
“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the 爱情 of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are 你 still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, 你 don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the 秒 half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every 日 time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...
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posted by soxfan89
(The Village Of South Park, Colorado. There Was Girl Named Bebe Who Lived With Her Father Who Happens To Be An Inventor)
Bebe:Little Town, It's A Quiet Village
Every Day, Like The One Before
Little Town, Full Of Little People
Waking Up To Say...
Bebe:There Goes The Baker With His Tray Like Always
The Same Old 面包 And Rolls To Sell
Ev'ry Morning Just The Same
Since The Morning That We Came
To This Poor Provincial Town
Jimmy:Good Morning, B-B-Bebe!
Bebe:Morning Monsieur!
Jimmy:Where Are Y-Y-You Off To?
Bebe:The Bookshop! I Just Finished...
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Here is part of the script for tonight's episode. My dad works at 音乐电视 studios and he's an editor so he got me a copy of the script so here it goes.


A bunch of boys are on the field doing jumping jacks (or some other exercise we can actually animate our boys doing)

21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
(keep going to go under the rest)

Reverse to 显示 that Cartman is sitting on a little chair in his 足球 outfit sipping a water. Behind him we can see some parents in the bleachers. The coach is standing 下一个 to Cartman, watching practice, and there's 足球 practice equipment...
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Mr. StickxMr. Hat
Ms. ChoksondickxMr. Macky
StanxTall Goth
GregoryxLe Mole
KylexLe Mole
StanxRed Goth
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posted by soxfan89
Eric:So 你 Guys Heard Of The 迪士尼 Princesses, Right?
Kyle:Yes, Cartman!
Eric:So Who's Your 最喜爱的 And Why?
Stan:I Like Belle Because She's Smart And Very Pretty!
Kenny:*muffled* I Like 茉莉, 茉莉花 Because She Only Wants To Fall For The Right Guy And Marry Him.
Clyde:Ariel Because She's A Good Swimmer And Is Really F***** Gorgeous!
Butters:I Like 灰姑娘 Because She Always Wants To Meet Her Prince Charming. I Could Be Like That!
Eric:Trust Me Butters, No 你 Don't!
Token:I Think Tiana Is Just Awesome, She Never Lets Anyone Down And Is Such A Great Cook.
Tweek:Ah, Aurora Is Mine Because She Feels...
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Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His 心 Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The 城堡 And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The 苦 Cold. Repulsed 由 Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived 由 Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...
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posted by ThreadbareSP

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.


The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...
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Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank 你 All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, 你 Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. 你 Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't 爱情 To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...
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Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...
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Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked 由 the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change,...
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