Metal Sonic and Sonic?

after sonic asked shadow to marry him:

sonic: im so happy that were finally married... and thank god amy isnt he-

amy: ....hello......sonic.

sonic:{shit!!}

shadow: hello amy.

amy: h-hello shadow.

amy: grrrr. SONIC YOU BASTARD!! WHY WOULD YOU MARRY A FAGOT LIKE SHADOW? I MEAN..GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? IM GOING TO TURN INTO A LESBIAN.. SO FUCK YOU SONIC!! {crys and runs away}

sonic: amy wait!

shadow: heh. stupid girl. so.... when do you wanna ...you know?

sonic: shadow you pervy dog..

shadow: hehe.

scourge: wazzup? -hic- i.. im happy for you-hic- guyss.

sonic: umm... thanks?

luna: um...hes drunk.

scourge:...

A green hedgehog lay in a cage. 由 all appearances, he was dead as a doorknob. He blinked himself awake and glared with intense hatred as a beautiful girl walked in, her head held high. She lifted up his cage and carried it into a room. He sighed, having been through this for the last six days. Now he was sick of it and his body ached from being in the cramped cage. The girl 松鼠 opened the door and yanked him to his feet. “Here he is.” He couldn’t run, whenever he tried to he was knocked onto his feet 由 the girl, whom was now dragging him through a seemingly endless hallway. Once...

in the morning after fucking eachother so much while showering last night:
sonic:mmmmmmm 你 look good.

scourge: i think im getting a boner form you.
sonic: oh you.
scourge:oh baby. scourge pulls sonic ontop of him and they fuck eaachother so damn much that they passed out! dear fucking lord those guys 爱情 fucking eachother so damn much. its so fucking hot!!!

scourge: mmmmm yeaaah! harder sonic, do me more.

sonic: on it sexy.

scourge:mmmm oh yeah thats the stuff, oh god its so fucking hot in here.

sonic:mmmmmmmmmm hell fucking yeah make me cream 你 sexy son of abitch, make me beg for this to never...

sonic and shadow are asleep at 3:30 am and sonics stomach is growling:

sonic: { hungry....food......chili dogs.}

sonic then goes into the kitchen and eats 2 chili dogs then goes back to bed.

in the morning:

shadow: { hes so fucking hot}

shadow is staring at sonic without any clothes on.

shadow:

sonic: huh.... oh uh...
shadow: meow. come here sexy.
sonic:

sonic then gets in the bed with sonic.

sonic: you have the protection?
shadow: i believe so.

sonic then moves down to shadows crotch area.

shadow: mmmmmmmm

sonic:........

shadow: oh sonic?
sonic:hm?
shadow: lemme show you how its...