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posted by Sonicfan67
Amy:Chinese foooood may I help you?
Sonic:Yeah I like to make an order.
Amy:What would 你 like?
Sonic:I would like three orders of garlic chicken.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:And then three orders of the white rice.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:And then..Oh 嘿 你 guys want soup?
Tails and Knuckles:Sure.
Sonic:Ok.Three orders of Wonton soup.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:Oh and some fortune 饼干 too.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:uh..actually I think that's about it.
Amy:And then?
(Sonic get's confussed)
Sonic:No,that's it.
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No and then that's all I want.
Amy:And then?
(Sonic,Tails,and Knuckles start laughing)
Sonic:And then nothing else cause I'm done ording,Ok?
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No,all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice.
Amy:And then?
Tails:And the soup,dude.
Sonic:And the Wonton soup.
Amy:And then?
Knuckles:And the 饼干 fortune.
Sonic:And the fortune cookies.So it's the chicken,the rice,the soup,and the fortune 饼干 and that's it.
Amy:And then?
(Sonic,Tails,and Knuckles laugh again)
Sonic:And then 你 can put them in a brown paper bag and come put it on my hand cause I'm ready to eat.
Amy:And theeeeeen?
Sonic:I refuse to play your Chinese 食物 mind games!
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No,no and then!
Amy:And then?
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No and then!
Amy:And then!
Sonic:No,no and then!
Amy:And theeeeeen?
Sonic:You are really starting to piss me off lady!
Amy:And then?
Sonic:And then(chuckles)I'm going to come in there and I'm going to put my FOOT IN YOUR 屁股 IF 你 SAY AND THEN AGAIN!!
(Everything goes quiet)
Amy:AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN
(Sonic breaks the speaker and Knuckles drives out of the drive-thru)
Amy:And theeeeeeeeen?
THE END
Sonic as Jesse
Amy as Chinese lady
Tails as Chester
Knuckles as Driver
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This is nether a review of Sonic The Hedgehog 4 或者 Sonic Advance but my opinion of which is the most like the Sonic The Hedgehog trilogy.

GAMEPLAY:

Sonic The Hedgehog 4 is alot slower then its prequels, taking longer to speed up leaving 你 to resort to the spindash every time 你 need a boost. But Sonic Advance all 你 have to do to speed up is run 更多 similer to the Sonic trilogy then Sonic The Hedgehog 4. Also Sonic 4 gave 你 the homing attack which broke the hole game. The only new attack in Sonic Advance with Sonic The summersalt, Tails can it with his tails, knuckles can punch, and Amy...
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Sonic looked at Metal Sonic. He looked back. "he's on our side now?" "Yep!" Sonic slipped out of Tails workshop and he scratched his head. He started running not long after. He stopped when he saw knuckles AND Mecha Knux 由 the master emerald. He walked 由 slowly then he ran again. Sonic eventually ran into a palm 树 when he wasn't looking. When he got himself together,he saw the Tails Doll nearby. The Tails Doll was floating and looking down at the ocean. He saw Sonic floated to him and tilted his head. When Sonic moved the Tails Doll backed up. Sonic thought "Wow the egghead was right....
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posted by Sonicfan67
In boiler room 5...
Knuckels:sheperds!
Uncle Chuck:yes?
Knuckles:we need to go back in boiler room 6 to turn the valves in.
Uncle Chuck:are 你 crazy?I'm not going in there!
Knuckles:do 你 wana live 或者 die?
Uncle Chuck:live.
Knuckles:then let's go.
Uncle Chuck:ok.
(Knuckles and Uncle Chuck climb up the emergency escape ladders to get to boiler room 6)
In the hallway...
Dr.Ivo Robotnick walks down the hallway and Vanilla comes out of the bathroom dressed and sees Dr.Ivo Robotnick)
Vanilla:excuse me..
(Dr.Ivo Robotnick ignores Vanilla and keeps walking)
Vanilla:hey!who do 你 think 你 are?
(Dr.Ivo Robotnick...
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posted by Sonicfan67
Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.

Sonic on a computer:the coment 问题 日 which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN 交叉, 十字架 THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on...
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posted by Sonicfan67
In 太空 a blue meteorite is heading straight down to a planet and shows tails and flys around the planet looking for a place to land and lands after from flying and sees no one around
Tails:Buzz Lightyear mission log.All signs to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress,but theres seem to be no of intelligent life anywhere.
A lot of robots lazer points aim at tails and 4 robots come out of the robot's shoulders and tails shoots at a crystal and the lazer shoots at the robots and the robots explode and tails goes flying in the air and screams and lands and 4 parts of a robot land on the...
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IN TAILS WORKSHOP...
Hunter:Meeting jules and shadow!!
Jules and Shadow:what?
Hunter:the only way to kill these zombies is to shoot them 或者 hit them with a sharp 或者 wooden in the head.
Jules and Shadow:Uh huh
Hunter:but,whoever gets bitten needs to get shoot in the head.got it?
Jules and Shadow:Yes
Hunter:ok.good.here we go were gona kill some zombies dont 加入 the ranks of the walking dead.and dont forget whoever gets bitten needs to get shot in the head.
Shadow:or were gona have to be waiting 由 a**.
Sonic:"kill all sons of b****es"thats my fical instructions.
Hunter:(kicks door open)Here we go!(shoots...
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posted by segarainbow
good:
rings are easy to collect

if u get 100 rings, u get a extra life

in sonic colors, "10 rings" are not rare; rly easy to find

rings are pure 金牌 (unlike those dumb coins)

sonic likes rings!

rings make cute noises



bad

if u get punched, kicked 或者 anything, u lose rings

if u r walking down the street, and a man cuts you, the rings dont come back until u wait a few mins

u cant rly find ur rings cuz remember: where do the rings go when u coolect them and how do u get them back? (small piggy bank?)

rings can sufficate..

rings might b in diffrent places in the world

rings can be the easiest theif item


soon 更多 to come!
posted by sonicxx
Ok so ive been thinking of creating a book called Sonic: generations. And should i post it on here 或者 write it in a book??? There will be no9 cosmo,chris and blaze. Because Cosmo and Blaze sacrofised themslves to save the wrld and chris jst plain scks. Everyon who hasnt dieds gng to be in it! Like Bunie,Sally,Silver,Tails doll,mecha knux and more!!!! And u gys hve great ideas so i thght to hve ur gyses opinion. Shld i 或者 shld i not?? Jst asking and its gng to hve alot of difrnt sonic video game parts in it. So im jst asking u gys 或者 not. Ignore this post if u dnt care.
Part three :
Sonic :Where the heck is Mario ?
[b]*thoughts *
i don't wanna be surrounded 由 koopas
Sh** Amy borrowed the chaos emeralds and she's some-
where i don't wanna be like shopping 或者 something
she's probably some shopping for her regular 60 DAYS sh** ![b]
Where is god Dang Mario ?
well the chain chomps are here but no Mario .
and I have 7 days to find Mario .
I'm so screwed up .
OW! F**K!!!
* Sonic and unknown person 拍击, smack, 味道 into each other *
TO BE CONTINUED ...

Part three :
Mario and Sonic at the winter olympic games :

AND OUR 总体, 整体 WINNER FOR SOLO WINNER
FOR MARIO's TEAM IS ... BOWSER! with...
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