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There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are 你 okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once 你 let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, 你 always shine in your hair. What shampoo do 你 use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, 你 flew so well before, 你 really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new 粉, 粉色 robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
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Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do 你 want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if 你 go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make 小猫 good fighting because they eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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I'm 写作 from my own point of view. Just so 你 know.


Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact,...
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I thought about it alot. What can we do to stop this voice and his evil plans to take over Hogwarts? There is no way it is Voldemort (I know what y'all are thinking, it's not) because he is dead. We all saw it happen. Alec been missing for weeks; I miss him. When I walked into my Charms class, I saw a tiger lily (my fave flower) at my 座位 with a note attached. I read. "You figured out the first clue, my love. But I am watching 你 from above. We will have to talk soon, in a abandon claasroom." Who is this? Darkness fell. Night. I turned invisible (my mom was a super hero. Surprised?) and I...
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