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I've compiled a 列表 of all of the names we've created (so far). I'll add to it as we come up with new ideas.

> Perry/Nathaniel = Perennial
> Jo/Alec = Jolec
> Kaitlyn/James = Jaitlyn Marpotter
> Priya/Jericho = Jeya/Pericho/Pericha? (we're still working on that one at the moment)
> Primrose/Louis = Precious
> Primrose/Hugo = Prugo
> Primrose/James = Pames
> Emma/Stephen = Stepha

If 你 guys decide to change any on the names, let me know in the "Comments" section. And if 你 haven't figured out what to use for your ship, keep working on it!
((What happens when 你 mix the Potter/Weasley clan with Snape's Family and Friends, throw in a some Jalbus fluff and put them all in Snape's dungeon? Pure insanity.
WARNING: 阅读 this fic may cause breathing problems, unexplained pains in your sides, bladder problems, and watery eyes. If any 或者 all of these things occur, see your Potions master immediately.))


I strode into Potions grinning broadly. ((Quick note, this is after "Jalbus," obviously. 你 may want to read that first.)) It probably was because I was with my boyfriend, Albus S. Potter, son of my childhood hero. Talk about irony....
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((What happens when the four Harry Potters meet? Nothing good. Book Harry is post-DH, and Movie Harry is OOTP. Movie Harry belongs to Warner Bros. Book Harry belongs to J.K. Rowling. Musical Harry belongs to Starkid. Puppet Harry belongs to his creator. Used without permission.))



Harry Potter was not in the greatest of moods. True, he DID defeat Voldemort (again), but it was turning out to be a not-so-satisfying victory. His scar, which was 拍击, smack, 味道 in the middle of his forehead, had started twinging again. That in itself wasn't a good sign.
Of course, a scar twinge could mean any number of things....
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someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the 日 we are discarded and replaced with new editions 或者 perhaps the 下一个 technology once 阅读 becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy

with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions 或者 hear our voices saying things we never 说 until the students are lulled to sleep 由 the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks

someday
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Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's 文章 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...
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    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was 说 slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are 你 okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once 你 let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, 你 always shine in your hair. What shampoo do 你 use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, 你 flew so well before, 你 really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new 粉, 粉色 robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
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Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do 你 want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if 你 go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make 小猫 good fighting because they eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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I'm 写作 from my own point of view. Just so 你 know.


Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact,...
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