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Guide by -Harmony- posted 一年多以前
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I realize that we call each other 由 our username. Well since we are a family, I thought that we should know each others real name.


My name is Alex

The Obvious:
ProfSnape||Call him dad. 或者 better yet Snap
LilyEvans14|| Lily♥ Our lovable mother
AlbusSevPotter|| Albus. He doesn't want to be called the same name as daddy
Scorpius_Malfoy|| Scorpius, of course!
Lady_NMalfoy|| Narcissa. But call her Mrs. Malfoy.
xMissLestrangex|| Bellatrix! If 你 don't know that......
Lucius_Malfoy|| Lucy. Wait umm..I mean Lucius, uh oh...
Prof_Minerva|| Minerva McGonagall
ADumbledore|| Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
JamesPotter1|| Prongs 或者 James

Adorable Fangirls(boys):
HPCouples|| Giselle Bethany Rose
simpleplan|| Jamie
KitKatLex|| Lexy
Bluekait|| Ruby
laylafly|| Maryam
xHardcoreBunnyx|| Laylani
vampiregirl92|| Elizabeth
snape96|| Angela
gigibear16|| Claire
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Article by romioneisthekey posted 一年多以前
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Severus reveals he is the Half-Blood prince in front of Harry in HBP
ProfSnape (known as Snap to some)
Romioneisthekey (Priya)
HPCouples (Giselle)
xHardcoreBunnyx (Laylani)
Laylafly (Maryam)
CharmChaser13 (Chloe)
xMissLestrangex (Bellatrix Lestrange)
Dragonsmemory (Johanna)
Bluekait (Ruby)
Simpleplan
HARMONYforever (Sharon)
Keladz (Kelly-Marie)
Thejokersgirl13 (Sierra)
Snape96 (Angéla)
Peppergirl30 (Emma)
xXxDracoxXx (Rebeca)
CrazyCatLady
fly210
Lady_NMalfoy (Narcissa Malfoy)
Beckett-13
Zenda
-Harmony- (Lex)
gigibear16 (Claire)
LilyEvans14 (Lily Evans)
ADumbledore (Albus Dumbledore)
AlbusSevPotter (Albus Severus Potter)
CountDracula
KWcat_03x (Katherine)
MoonshoesPerry
Lucius_Malfoy (Lucius Malfoy)
Prof_Minerva (Minerva McGonagall)
Scorpius_Malfoy (Scorpius Malfoy)
Vampiregirl92 (Elizabeth)

I'm pretty sure I forgot lots of people in here, I only thought of the people I could think of at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head. Please do tell me if I forgot someone. Have a nice day!
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Guide by ProfSnape posted 一年多以前
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I believe the time has come that we need to set up some ground rules. Because I know most of 你 have the attention span of rodents, I'll make this short:

1) No nudity. I don't care if they cropped it our so no one can see any of the "stuff." It's a step too close to porn, which I don't appreciate.

2) No cursing. To be 更多 relaxed, mild curse words are alright, but I'd rather them be cut off completely. As a general rule, if they bleep a word out on Comedy Central, it's too much to say here.

3) Don't be rude to others. We need to be polite to everyone and... WAIT, I'M DISCIPLING ALL OF YOU. I'm not being MEAN. Being your professor, I belive I can use any sort of punishment I need to get my point across, got that? Good.

That's all. 你 may be excused. Except all of 你 that talked during this article. You'll stay behind for detention during the Quidditch match...
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Article by xHardcoreBunnyx posted 一年多以前
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make 小猫 good fighting because they eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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Article by KitKatLex posted 一年多以前
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>Dear Lockhart,
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>I do NOT have latent homosexual feelings for you, no matter how nice your hair is.
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>Sincerely,
>Snape
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>PS: 阅读 he newest Twilight 粉丝 fiction. Bella and Edward are so cute together. Have any new recommendations for me?




1. I'm not Lockhart
2. Lol
3. I don't read Twilight fanfiction
4. I prefer Jacob and Bella
5. Don't have any recommendations for you. :P
6. Harmony is so much better.
8. 7 doesn't exist.
9. 42
10. Does Lockhart have feelings for you?
11. Lockhart likes Twilight?
12. 你 actually read fanfiction?
13. Read Snarry ;)
14. 或者 Snager :))
15. I'm done here.
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News by Bluekait posted 一年多以前
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Apparently, there is suppose to be 更多 Muggle classes like painting at Hogwarts. But the Ministry refused because our last Muggle Studies professor got killed 由 Lord Voldemort (sorry) and they think we should learn 更多 magic than learning what Muggles do.

I want 你 guys' opinion if you, the students and professors, want 更多 Muggle classes. 更多 magic classes. 或者 both.

In my opinion, we should even out the magic classes and Muggle classes. Either way, we can fit in with Muggles and understand their world. I don't think the Ministry should be keeping us away and marrying Muggles. Without them, our kind would of wiped out like death.
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News by ProfSnape posted 一年多以前
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    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was 说 slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the only former female Death Eater, she wasn’t taken to Azkaban for insanity, and forced Severus to be her “caretaker” as they called it in court. After much bickering, he agreed, and together they live at Spinner’s End: she takes the bedroom, he takes the couch. She enjoys parties, butterbeer, and allowing hobos to come find a place to stay in the house. She hates blondes, chick flicks, and anything pink. She often teases Severus about moving to a trailer park down 由 the river.
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted 一年多以前
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((Just a quick note. 你 already know why I'm 写作 this, and 你 can probably guess the plot, so, there really isn't much 更多 to say. So far, I've never written a fanfic I don't haved to explain, which makes this awkward. I should probably start the story before Snape gives me detention, if he doesn't just 由 looking at the title. Ok, I am starting the story…now. Ok……now…))


Fifth 年 was most definitely the worst 年 of my time at Hogwarts. The school wa being taken over 由 Umbridge, the Daily Prophet called me a liar, well, daily. Dumbledore wouldn't look me in the eye. I was banned from Quidditch, my 最喜爱的 sport. And, of course, the very worst part of it was my scar. With Voldemort back, it hurt 更多 frequently and was 更多 painful. Then there was the attack on Mr. Weasley. So, yeah. Fifth 年 was terrible, in my opinion.

Well, after I attacked Mr. Weasley, Dumbledore practically forced me into Occlumency lessons. With Snape, no less. I knew, right from the start, that there would be problems. After all, trouble just happens to find me.
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Article by KitKatLex posted 一年多以前
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The Sorting Hat has placed 你 in Ravenclaw










New from J.K. Rowling



Congratulations! I’m Prefect Robert Hilliard, and I’m delighted to welcome 你 to RAVENCLAW HOUSE. Our emblem is the eagle, which soars where others cannot climb; our house 颜色 are blue and bronze, and our common room is found at the 最佳, 返回页首 of Ravenclaw Tower, behind a door with an 着魔 knocker. The arched windows set into the walls of our circular common room look down at the school grounds: the lake, the Forbidden Forest, the Quidditch pitch and the Herbology gardens. No other house in the school has such stunning views.

Without wishing to boast, this is the house where the cleverest witches and wizards live. Our founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, prized learning above all else – and so do we. Unlike the other houses, who all have concealed entrances to their common rooms, we don’t need one. The door to our common room lies at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a tall, winding staircase. It has no handle, but an 着魔 bronze knocker in the shape of an eagle. When 你 rap on the door, this knocker will ask...
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Opinion by simpleplan posted 一年多以前
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I so going to start write songs again X3

This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope 你 enjoy it.




Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every 日 but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one 更多 step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one 更多 tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that 你 done
Voldemort 你 going down
And way 你 can stop us
你 can’t break us down


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Fan fiction by ProfSnape posted 一年多以前
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    I remember waking up slung over Hagrid’s shoulder, and he was racing out of the shrieking shack and into Hogwarts. Everything was a blur.
    I wasn’t dead. That was my very last thought as I vomited and blacked out again.
    I had ruined Hagrid’s best shirt. No big deal.

    I felt like crap. Very honestly, I felt as though I had been forced through the digestive system, eaten down 由 acids, and out of someone’s anus. Like crap.
    So I lay in the hospital wing, bandages wrapped so tightly around my neck I couldn’t turn my head, as I slowly dozed in and out of sleep uncomfortably. I wasn’t dead. I should be dead.
    Yeah, I know. Oh, woe is me.
    Harry runs through the door and to my bedside. “Snape, you’re alive!”
    “You don’t say?”
    “Yeah, we bandaged 你 up and everything so now you’re alive. Oh, and Voldemort’s dead. And I was dead. And Dumbledore was talking a lot. And Voldemort looked like an ugly...
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Guide by thejokersgirl13 posted 一年多以前
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1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid 神奇宝贝 cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the 獾 Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches
12) When 食死徒 are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted 一年多以前
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((None of 你 probably know what this is, so I'll have to explain it. Just great.
Since my first full-length fanffic, "In The Background," is on hiatus until July, I've decided to have some fun. Basically, this is one of a series of one-shot drabbles that I've spit out the past couple days. It's a fanfic based on a fanfic. Yes, I'm THAT clever. If 你 want to read everything, just let me know and I'll message 你 the list.
So, here goes. Just so 你 know, only Hailey is my own invention. Everyone else owns themselves. If they didn't, I probably wouldn't be sitting here right now.))



"Harry, have 你 looked in a mirror recently?" Hailey asked, trying to be nonchalant. Lucky for her, her twin brother was thick as a post.
"No. Why?" Harry scratched at his forehead, just over his right eye.
"You have gray hair." She could hardly keep a straight face.
"No, it's black, just like it's always been."
"We'll see about that." She walked up to him and reached up to his forehead. There was that one stubborn tuft of hair that always covered the scar. She reached for it and yanked, a little harder than she needed to.
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Opinion by simpleplan posted 一年多以前
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"Harry Potter: "Albus Severus, 你 were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

Harry Potter calls Severus the bravest man he ever knew. I can understand why he say this but what about the others who fought in the war. Yes Severus went was a double agent, yes he loved Lily and protected her son, and yes he gave his life like many before him. But I think Harry was the bravest and I bet even his children and the wizarding world will agree with me.

Harry spend his whole live battleing Voldemort, his relatives, Snape, bullys, and even the government. He 迷失 so much and he did not even really have a childhood. But he was willing to die for everyone. Not just the people in the battle but also ever single innocent Witch,Wizard,Muggle and magical creature. He had so much to live for but he would be willing to do this to save hundreds of lifes.

"Harry Potter: There's a reason I can hear them. The Horcruxes. I think I've known for a while. And I think 你 have too.
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Opinion by simpleplan posted 一年多以前
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First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if 你 agree with it 或者 not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven 你 up, Padfoot," 说 James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he 说 softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between his eyebrows. Wormtail was looking from Sirius and James to Snape with a look of avid anticipation on his face.
"All right, Snivellus?" 说 James loudly.
Snape reacted so fast it was as though he had been expecting an attack. Dropping his bag, he plunged his hand inside his robes, and his wand was halfway into the air when James shouted "Expelliarmus!"
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Fan fiction by ProfSnape posted 一年多以前
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    Look around. You’re the same as you’ve always been, Hermione thought to herself on a lonely day. She was the same smart, helpful girl, who would always stay loyal to her friends.
    Things had changed, too. She had been sitting in her common room, 写作 her Potions essay, sometimes turning her head to see Harry and Ron goofing off together. She preferred her work, and was just grabbing a book when there was a knock on the common room door.
    When no one answered, she sighed. “Coming, I suppose.” And opening the door, she saw a familiar platinum blonde.
    “Hi.”
    “Draco!” She whispered, trying to exit in such a matter that she did not 显示 who was outside. “What are 你 doing?”
    “I came to say…” He looked very nervous, “After I’ve called 你 a… a 你 know what so many times…” Her eyes widened, “I wanted to say I was sorry.”
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted 一年多以前
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It been a long 年 at Hogwarts. The War had begun and Voldemort is out looking for Harry Potter to kill. My name? Lydia Black, a Hufflepuff in her 5th year. My 老友记 are Corabeth Mab, a Ravenclaw and Jo Glass, a Gryffindor. We met in our 2nd year, during our first Charms class together. We will tell 你 how it happened. Here it goes.

"Lyds! Lyds! Where are 你 going?" Bonnie cried. I looked back. I have been tracking down Jo and Mab. I can't find them. "Bonnie, I'm going to the Forbidden Forest! I'll be back. Keep fighting! Remember what Professor Black said!" I yelled. Almost 2 hours at the War of Hogwarts and I don't know where I am going. Then I saw Jo. Jo! Just her! Where's Mab?, I wondered. "Jo! Where is Mab?" I called. Jo turned around, still standing at the edge of the Forest. She ran. She ran to me, giving me a huge hug. "I don't know. I think she went to find Neville, seeing if he is okay." she told me. "Okay. But we have to go back to the castle. Our 老友记 and classmates need our help." Jo looked at me, I knew what it means. She has an idea.
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted 一年多以前
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Well, this is it. Part 1 of the Quidditch match. This part focuses on just before the game, and the beginning. The 下一个 part will feature a battle of the Seekers. Let us know which Seeker 你 want to win!
Emma and Jo
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Chapter 11

    “Good morning, Hogwarts! It’s a great 日 for the Quidditch opener, Gryffindor against Slytherin.” Chloe Williams’ voice echoed around the Quidditch pitch, matched 由 the roar of the fans. Unlike the past, the 粉丝 were divided almost equally in their support of the two teams. “Both teams look to be very promising today.”
*Slytherin locker rooms*
    Jericho Wilson pulled on his boots, discussing passing techniques with Scorpius Malfoy. Neither of them envied their captain, Albus Severus. He had to Seek against Jo. Thanks to some very clever reconnaissance, they knew exactly what Gryffindor had up their sleeves this year.
Bryson, meanwhile, took a few swings with his Beater’s bat. After a fight between Alexander Mist     and Eric Ravens, Alec was permanently removed from the team.
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Fan fiction by ProfSnape posted 一年多以前
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I cough the cake out, and afterward take a good sip of water I always keep 由 my desk. “Well… alright then.” And then keep eating like she never 说 anything.
    She looks hurt. I began feeling bad. “Listen… Lily Luna… 你 didn’t tell anyone, did you?”
    “James knows. I didn’t tell him, but he knows. He dared me to tell 你 I was your half-blood princess.”
    I choke back laughter. “Did he now? Well… 你 just have a… a crush. This isn’t… love.”
    “But your 爱情 started with a crush.”
    “I’ll tell 你 what.” I say it quickly, “If 你 end up in 爱情 with me for… ten years… I might consider you.” Yeah, right. “In the meantime, Scorpius… is always looking at you. Why not… go with him?”
    “Alright, Professor. Thank you.”
    “Thank 你 for the cake.”
    She smiles, picks up her untouched cake and walks out the door. I’m glad I solved that.
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Article by dragonsmemory posted 一年多以前
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This is probably the hardest riddle you'll ever find. As an added bonus, you'll also find two canon riddles. First person to correctly guess each riddle wins props. One 支持 for each riddle. Best of luck!

RIDDLE #1
Three people were born on July 31. One was born in 1966, one in 1980, and one in 1993.
Two of the people are female and the third is male.
One of the three is fictional.
The fictional person is 14 years older than the youngest person.
Two of the three people wear glasses.
Two of the people are good writers.
Who are the three people?

RIDDLE #2
"If 你 know, 你 need only ask. If 你 have to ask, you'll never know." What is being talked about here?

RIDDLE #3
First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted 一年多以前
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I'm 写作 from my own point of view. Just so 你 know.


Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact, it was a Friday and there was a match 下一个 day. Gryffindor vs. Slytherin.
Anyway, I was trying to focus on the potion we were making at the time. It was rather complicated, involving very specific ingredients.
Naturally, my creativity starts to kick in. It usually does whenever I get bored. In a burst of inspiration, I start randomly mixing the ingredients.
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Article by ProfSnape posted 一年多以前
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    Wow. I always loved awkward goodbyes.
    I created this account on a rainy day, sitting in the corner of my bedroom, supposed to be doing schoolwork but not being able to log onto my other account. So I made Snape, and I haven’t gone back to check the other one since.
    And I just figured I’d be funny. I’d bring some magic closer to home. And I was really surprised when 你 guys just kept coming back… and I guess I did something right, because 你 guys just kept bringing your friends, kept posting 更多 on the wall. It doesn’t feel that long ago…
    You’re all crazy. Thank you.
    All of 你 made me laugh, made me cry, made me bounce off the walls. And I was so excited when 你 named it Snape’s family and friends. I couldn’t have come up with a better name myself, because it felt like we were all family, all together, sharing goodness and creativity with each other on this crazy thing called the internet.
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Article by Bluekait posted 一年多以前
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Since Snape did it and 说 that we could do it too, I guess I can confess on a few things. I won't say anything obvious though. Here they are.
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- I round up finding out about 电影院 way, way before word gets out. It is sort of a habit, as 你 would say.

- I am a psychic ..... sorta. I would do it without knowing. But at times it would come to be a handy tool when I am playing card/board games.

- Speaking of movies, I 爱情 bad guys. Is that stupid of me? My sister makes fun of me for it and I feel bad :( It ain't my fault that the bad guy is cute.

- I am a 粉丝 of 皮克斯 movies. Especially Monsters Inc. (again, bad guy crush -> Randall). I grew up with 皮克斯 so it's sort of my thing.

- I 爱情 cupcakes. I have set my record of eating 38 纸杯蛋糕 under 10 minutes. 你 should be concerned because I am tiny for a 15 (soon 16) 年 old.

- I 爱情 puns. Mostly 食物 puns. 你 might see me using a pun 或者 two. Then 你 all would hate me. ;) Don't mind me.
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted 一年多以前
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Sara looks at the couple. Mab resting her head on Neville's shoulder and he is petting her hair. "See? They look like they are made for each other? That is what 你 and Ron are going to look like and 你 guys are going to do it in a private hidden room somewhere here in Hogwarts!" I told her. We got up. I told her my goodbyes and I went to find Professor Black. I need to talk to her. But I found her lip-locking Snape, in a way a student should not have seen. I was digusted. Why? Get a room. Students don't want 你 guys doing it in mid-hallway! I thought. But who cares. I saw Seamus talking to Ellie. Seamus keeps telling me ( we have 占星术 together ) how much he likes Ellie and stuff. He worries if Ellie doesn't feel the same way. Geesh, ask her out already!

I ran into Alec. "Hey, my little black 花 is here!" Alec said, as he scooped me up. I barely spoked to him since the War started. "Hi Alec," I replied. He kissed me, which sends me into a deep 幻想 of fresh flowers, a private hut and a beautiful scenery. I giggled. He carried me to the Hufflepuff Common Room entry way and we got in there. We fell asleep on the couch. THUD Suddenly I woke...
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted 一年多以前
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((Just because I NEEDED to write the conversation))

Harry led me away from everyone else. I was relieved to see him alive. The sight of his limp body in Hagrid's arms would haunt my nightmares for months to come. (family trait, it seems)
"There's something i have to tell you", he 说 in his rumbling accent, his bright green eyes expressionless.
"Please tell me this is an explanation of why I had to spend the past ten months holed up in the Hog's Head," i 说 irritably. I had a pretty short fuse. Not quite as short as Harry's, though. His was 说 to be the shortest in all of Hogwarts. The slightest thing could set him off.
We both crossed our arms at the same time, my brown eyes gazing into his green ones.
"Yes, it is, actually. Ron, Hermione, and I were hunting Horcruxes."
"Hor-whats?"
He sighed. "Horcruxes. Little bits of Voldemort's soul. We had to hunt them down. Well, technically just me, the other two were just along for the ride."
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