Many, many years ago, there was a old farmer who lived on a farm with his wife and two kids. The old farmer would beat his wife and did even worse to his kids whenever he felt like it. He would drink at the same bar every nighand pick fights with other customers.
One night, the old farmer finally snapped. He went to the stable to grab an axe. He went back to the house and quietly walk into his own bedroom; He beheaded his wife. The thirst of blood and murder grew. He went to his son's room and chopped him into tiny pieces, which was scattered everywhere. Finally, he went into his daughter's room and gutted her.
As soon as he knew what he has done, the old farmer went to the stable and hung himself to death.
你 shouldn't go near any woods 或者 a large wooded area and say "Madman Mars" loud enough to have him hear. They say that he is still wondering, looking people to kill. 你 might be one of them.
One night, the old farmer finally snapped. He went to the stable to grab an axe. He went back to the house and quietly walk into his own bedroom; He beheaded his wife. The thirst of blood and murder grew. He went to his son's room and chopped him into tiny pieces, which was scattered everywhere. Finally, he went into his daughter's room and gutted her.
As soon as he knew what he has done, the old farmer went to the stable and hung himself to death.
你 shouldn't go near any woods 或者 a large wooded area and say "Madman Mars" loud enough to have him hear. They say that he is still wondering, looking people to kill. 你 might be one of them.
I so going to start write songs again X3
This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope 你 enjoy it.
Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every 日 but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one 更多 step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one 更多 tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that 你 done
Voldemort 你 going down
And way 你 can stop us
你 can’t break us down
This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope 你 enjoy it.
Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every 日 but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one 更多 step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one 更多 tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that 你 done
Voldemort 你 going down
And way 你 can stop us
你 can’t break us down
>Dear Lockhart,
>
>I do NOT have latent homosexual feelings for you, no matter how nice your hair is.
>
>Sincerely,
>Snape
>
>PS: 阅读 he newest Twilight 粉丝 fiction. Bella and Edward are so cute together. Have any new recommendations for me?
1. I'm not Lockhart
2. Lol
3. I don't read Twilight fanfiction
4. I prefer Jacob and Bella
5. Don't have any recommendations for you. :P
6. Harmony is so much better.
8. 7 doesn't exist.
9. 42
10. Does Lockhart have feelings for you?
11. Lockhart likes Twilight?
12. 你 actually read fanfiction?
13. Read Snarry ;)
14. 或者 Snager :))
15. I'm done here.
>
>I do NOT have latent homosexual feelings for you, no matter how nice your hair is.
>
>Sincerely,
>Snape
>
>PS: 阅读 he newest Twilight 粉丝 fiction. Bella and Edward are so cute together. Have any new recommendations for me?
1. I'm not Lockhart
2. Lol
3. I don't read Twilight fanfiction
4. I prefer Jacob and Bella
5. Don't have any recommendations for you. :P
6. Harmony is so much better.
8. 7 doesn't exist.
9. 42
10. Does Lockhart have feelings for you?
11. Lockhart likes Twilight?
12. 你 actually read fanfiction?
13. Read Snarry ;)
14. 或者 Snager :))
15. I'm done here.
I believe the time has come that we need to set up some ground rules. Because I know most of 你 have the attention span of rodents, I'll make this short:
1) No nudity. I don't care if they cropped it our so no one can see any of the "stuff." It's a step too close to porn, which I don't appreciate.
2) No cursing. To be 更多 relaxed, mild curse words are alright, but I'd rather them be cut off completely. As a general rule, if they bleep a word out on Comedy Central, it's too much to say here.
3) Don't be rude to others. We need to be polite to everyone and... WAIT, I'M DISCIPLING ALL OF YOU. I'm not being MEAN. Being your professor, I belive I can use any sort of punishment I need to get my point across, got that? Good.
That's all. 你 may be excused. Except all of 你 that talked during this article. You'll stay behind for detention during the Quidditch match...
1) No nudity. I don't care if they cropped it our so no one can see any of the "stuff." It's a step too close to porn, which I don't appreciate.
2) No cursing. To be 更多 relaxed, mild curse words are alright, but I'd rather them be cut off completely. As a general rule, if they bleep a word out on Comedy Central, it's too much to say here.
3) Don't be rude to others. We need to be polite to everyone and... WAIT, I'M DISCIPLING ALL OF YOU. I'm not being MEAN. Being your professor, I belive I can use any sort of punishment I need to get my point across, got that? Good.
That's all. 你 may be excused. Except all of 你 that talked during this article. You'll stay behind for detention during the Quidditch match...