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The Story of Absolutely Nothing 由 Snape's Family and 老友记

posted by xHardcoreBunnyx

I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make 小猫 good fighting because they eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.

xXxDracoxXx, simpleplan and 9 others like this

dragonsmemory ………no comment

KitKatLex XDD

xMissLestrangex This is the most nonsense thing i've ever read.

dragonsmemory I can show you nonsense in comparison with what woulld be as sensible as a dictionary

laylafly XD, this story is crazy! XD

Bluekait We should write a book together sometime! The story is great!

HPCouples It makes no sense, but look at the people who helped write it, then you'll understand xD I love it <3

romioneisthekey XD, this is such a funny story.

simpleplan I love this xDD

fly210 dude. if you haer the nonsence I had then you would think this was a history text book.

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New Girl In Town

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Alright guys, I got EXTREMELY bored and I finished watching Ghostbusters (1 and 2). So I wrote a fanfiction of Ghostbusters on Fanfiction.com. This is the first chapter. I want to see if 你 guys like this chapter before giving 你 the 秒 chapter. Enjoy!
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Elisabeth Marpoe recently graduated college and moved to New York City to live out her dream of acting. She moved into a apartment complex in Central Park West. As she moved into her apartment, she found a box in her bedroom closet. "What a beautiful box! Why...

Invisible

posted by Bluekait

This for Snape's alternatives who pick phobias and wanted a psychological thriller.

If 你 pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If 你 haven't, here's a link:

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"They are everywhere, I tell you! EVERYWHERE!!!" he screamed as he was dragged to the mental hospital. He caught sight of his friends. His eyes locked on Amy.
"You believe me, honey? Come on, babe! Tell them 你 saw them too! I know 你 did, tell them I am not crazy!"
Amy slowly shook her head and waved as they threw her boyfriend...

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Snape's Diary

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Harry, Ron and Hermione reads Snape's diary.

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Goodbye

posted by ProfSnape

    Wow. I always loved awkward goodbyes.
    I created this account on a rainy day, sitting in the corner of my bedroom, supposed to be doing schoolwork but not being able to log onto my other account. So I made Snape, and I haven’t gone back to check the other one since.
    And I just figured I’d be funny. I’d bring some magic closer to home. And I was really surprised when 你 guys just kept coming back… and I guess I did something right, because 你 guys just kept bringing your friends, kept posting 更多 on the wall. It...

Alternative Facts

posted by ProfSnape

-Thomas was once in a stalking phase, which ended when he found his way into Severus's house, and became so excited he passed out. Severus had thought Thomas dead, and for a moment was unsure what to do with the body. When Severus had his back turned Thomas apparated off...

-Henry may not look it, but he loves to read. He's a major 粉丝 of Twilight and the Hunger Games, and has a great crossover in his head he's still planning out. He hates watching movies.

-Gautier has saved Jacob from an angry Hippogriff, and broke several 识骨寻踪 in the process. The others realized Gautier does 爱情 them, though...

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A New Beginning--Chapter 11, Part 1

posted by dragonsmemory

Well, this is it. Part 1 of the Quidditch match. This part focuses on just before the game, and the beginning. The 下一个 part will feature a battle of the Seekers. Let us know which Seeker 你 want to win!
Emma and Jo
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Chapter 11

“Good morning, Hogwarts! It’s a great 日 for the Quidditch opener, Gryffindor against Slytherin.” Chloe Williams’ voice echoed around the Quidditch pitch, matched 由 the roar of the fans. Unlike the past, the 粉丝 were divided almost equally in their support of the two teams. “Both teams look to be...

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A Very Potter Riddle

posted by dragonsmemory

This is probably the hardest riddle you'll ever find. As an added bonus, you'll also find two canon riddles. First person to correctly guess each riddle wins props. One 支持 for each riddle. Best of luck!

RIDDLE #1
Three people were born on July 31. One was born in 1966, one in 1980, and one in 1993.
Two of the people are female and the third is male.
One of the three is fictional.
The fictional person is 14 years older than the youngest person.
Two of the three people wear glasses.
Two of the people are good writers.
Who are the three people?

RIDDLE #2
"If 你 know, 你 need only ask. If 你 have to...