what would 你 do if Sirius Black was at your window naked? ;)

1. Ask him an 'identifying question' in order to ascertain that he is actually Sirius Black.

2. Once I'm certain it's truly him, I would welcome him in, then suggest a warm bath (or hot shower) in my humble tub. I would ask if he required my assistance.

3. I would offer to towel him dry, then give him my 长袍 (the long, comfy black one with the Klingon insignia on the lapel).

4. I would feed him, feed him so well he might consider staying a while. A long while.

5. Suggest a little wine, a little relaxaton and a movie. Dracula, perhaps.

6. Ask him if he likes it "doggy style".

7. In the morning, I would fix him a hearty breakfast, tell him he can keep the 长袍 (it 《金装律师》 him), and tell him he can come back anytime he likes.

8. Swear loudly when my alarm goes off and I realize it was all just a dream.

Give him some clothes 或者 a blanket, then ask why the hell he was standing outside my window naked in the first place.

I would invite him and hand him a dressing 袍, 礼服 talk but then tell him about my 爱情 for Severus.

probably give him a blanket, i imagine he would be cold. Its getting colder

Invite him in of course, and warm him up ;D

I'd wonder if he got there 由 broomstick 或者 learned to fly 由 himself. I live at third (American fourth) floor.

Ask him if he was in his Animagus form before he got here an just 迷失 his clothes. Let him climb in my one story house window, give him some of my brothers clothes. Hug him and ask him 10 million questions.

scream and give him clothes, and ask him if we can 日期 each other XD

i would invite him inside to have some fun.

He's a great guy and all... but I'd scream and run from the room and probably call the police on him. :/ Natural instinct!

Tell him to go and get Lucius Malfoy so we could have a hot 3-way and then have drinks and 比萨, 比萨饼 aftrward,what else???

Take a picture of him then stand and laugh at him and then tell him stop being a pedo looking through my window and then tell him that i was upset when he died in harry potter :( :D

Let him in of course! 你 don't want to know the rest ;)

1. Ask hyim why he is naked
2 invite sirius in MY 首页 that i will share with him