* A few beers short of a six-pack.
* All foam, no beer.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* As smart as bait.
* Body 由 Fisher, brains 由 Mattel.
* Chimney's clogged.
* Doesn't have all her 玉米 flakes in one box.
* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
* Dumber than a box of hair.
* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the 最佳, 返回页首 floor.
* He fell out of the stupid 树 and hit every branch on the way down.
* He has an IQ of room temperature.
* His 带, 皮带 doesn't go through all the loops.
* If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
* Not the sharpest 刀 in the drawer.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Skylight leaks a little.
* The cheese slid off her cracker.
* The lights are on, but nobody's home.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your 街, 街道 light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
偷了 me a dog-eared map
And called for 你 everywhere

Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
或者 迷失 you?
American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain stream

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding 或者 迷失 you, american mouth
Big pill stuck going down