Tara: Yo,Shadow! 你 wanna play some Halo with me? I'm going online and Im playin with Sonic, Blaze, Knuckles, Manic, Mephy and Silver! It's gonna be fun killing the hell outta them!
Shadow: No thanks!
Tara: Come on, Shadow! Did 你 forget it's my birthday?
-Shadow zooms in and grabs a controller-
Shadow: Let's kill those bitches!
-later-
Sonic: 嘿 Shadow, 你 better watch out!
-Sonic kills Shadow with a sword-
Shadow: What the Hell!
-Tara comes up behind Sonic and kills him with a gravity hammer-
Tara: H'OH, YEAH! THE FIGHT ISN'T OVER YET!
Sonic: What the heck I wasn't looking!
Knuckles: Hey, I got the flag!
Tara: How do 你 have the flag if we're playing slayer?
Knuckles: Shit...
Silver: FIREBOMB GRENADE AWAY!!!
Blaze: You're not supposed to tell them when 你 throw a grenade, 你 dumbass...
Mephiles: How do 你 work these infernal controlls?
-cointroller catches on fire-
Tara: ... maybe we should stop playing for today...
Shadow: No thanks!
Tara: Come on, Shadow! Did 你 forget it's my birthday?
-Shadow zooms in and grabs a controller-
Shadow: Let's kill those bitches!
-later-
Sonic: 嘿 Shadow, 你 better watch out!
-Sonic kills Shadow with a sword-
Shadow: What the Hell!
-Tara comes up behind Sonic and kills him with a gravity hammer-
Tara: H'OH, YEAH! THE FIGHT ISN'T OVER YET!
Sonic: What the heck I wasn't looking!
Knuckles: Hey, I got the flag!
Tara: How do 你 have the flag if we're playing slayer?
Knuckles: Shit...
Silver: FIREBOMB GRENADE AWAY!!!
Blaze: You're not supposed to tell them when 你 throw a grenade, 你 dumbass...
Mephiles: How do 你 work these infernal controlls?
-cointroller catches on fire-
Tara: ... maybe we should stop playing for today...