So besides the obvious, what would 你 give our beloved professor for his b-day, 或者 Yule?

*puts a big red ribbon bow on myself. smiles big to the Professor* hehe. xD

He kind of needs some therapy sessions, but he'd probably hex me inside out if I gave him vouchers for them. Soooo....I'd probably give him something that would appeal to his need to feel important and like he left a mark in the world, something like naming a 星, 星级 after him 或者 somesuch.

Two books, bound in leather, the pages papyrus: the first being Sacred Potions of the Ancient Egyptians, the 秒 being The Egyptian Book of the Dead.

I would try to slip in a very special copy of the Kama Sutra as well...

I'd give him the kind of potion that means he has to keep his hands in his pockets the rest of the 日 to hide his... uh... 4 小时 problem. :-)

Hehehehe i'm useless at buying presents for men at the best of time i think i would have an paic attack choosing and giving Severus a gift, but i guess i would go down the relatively 流行的 and 安全 route of some good literature and maybe a nice homemade cake we could share as we sit in front of the 火, 消防 wrapped around each other whilst the snow falls gently outside *sighhhh*

I have the idea for a fanfic where Severus receives the gift of a Scottish cashmere sweater--jet black, of course--and his lady-friend can't keep her hands off of him when he wears it. I have a sweater like that, and when I wear it, I find myself unconsciously stroking my arms because it feels sooooo nice to the touch. And it's practical, too!

Just simply ME! Wrapped in a big red bow.

Sorry, I have to be honest. ^.^

Well I would give him some sort of Potion's book that he already didn't have. Plus I would give him something I think he would apprectate hehehe...... Me dressed in the school uniform and robes but with a bow all around me instead of a tie. That would surely surprise him.

I would get him a quill 或者 some lovely parchment