Going The Distance - Blowjob 晚餐, 晚饭 Scene

EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 随意 magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!? 
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract 你 as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey! 
Trevor: (driving off) 你 just been T-Jacked, bitch! 
Audience: (cheers at this)  

Trevor: (still...

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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, 或者 Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me 更多 power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There 你 have it. A talking train can beat a car just 由 shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...

Song: link

Pete: What kind of 音乐 is this?!
Toby: 你 don't want to find out.
Pete: Anyway, I'm here to host the S.S.S.S. Let's get the 秒 half of our 显示 started.

Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls: Pilot

Announcer: Milford New Jersey. A quiet, and peaceful town, right 下一个 to Frenchtown, which is also in New Jersey. Did I mention they're also 下一个 to The Delaware River?
Person 89: Who wants to know?!
Announcer: Anyone that doesn't live in New Jersey.
Person 89: Oh.
Announcer: Sean Bodine, a 19 年 old that lives in Milford, was on his way 首页 when something landed on the road ahead of him, creating...

Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

Song: link

Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have 你 started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO 你 MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....

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Narrator: Continuing Trainz, I also came up with a few new shows. The Nut House features a group of shapes that like to hang out at a restaurant/arcade.
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their 食物 can enjoy the arcade with some 圣诞节 spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a 星, 星级 though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Narrator: Twenty two episodes are going to be in each of the four seasons. Johnny Lightning, a 显示 about a spy with a watch that can spawn classic muscle cars, is going to have 更多 episodes. Thirty episodes for each...

Song (Start at 2:25): link

Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: 你 still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, 或者 welcome for those of 你 just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our 秒 half of the 显示 with Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...

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Orion: Hey, here's some nice music.
Sean:...rock & roll......
Parker: Nice horns.
Sean: Rock, & Roll!
Saten Twist: Hi, I'm Saten Twist, and-
Sean: ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: No. Bad talking train. Go back to the yards.
Sean: *Backing away from Saten Twist* This isn't over.
Saten Twist: 你 are joining us for the 2nd half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will be 展示 On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master...

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. 彩虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important 小马 in this shithole of a town, and 你 know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, 你 can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought 你 liked Rarity....

Sean The Hedgehog presents

a fanfic starring Sexy The Hedgehog

It was a sunny 日 in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: 嘿 Shadow? Do 你 mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see 你 set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow...

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that?

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news 你 might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good.
Knuckles: What should we do?
Tails: Stop him obviously.
Sonic: Right....

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs 由 at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, 你 read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see 你 guys
Espio: Great to see 你 to
Knuckles: Lets go...

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target...

Song (Start at 0:07): link

Sean: Ah, they didn't start yet.
Mike: Come on.
Jerry: There we go.
Shayne: Yeah!!
Jesse: *Arrives with Jeff, and Bryce* Why did 你 tell us on Instagram to come here?
Sean: Because of this.
Jeff: *Hears the music*
Bryce: Now we're talking!
Sean: While we enjoy this music, enjoy The Seven Ups.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police:...

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Ethan: Nice piano.
Liam: Wait until 你 hear the lyrics.
Ethan: Oh dear lord. *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Everyone ready for the back to back episodes of The REAL Powerpuff Girls?
Liam: Yeah.
Ethan: I am.
Metal Gloss: Alright. We'll enjoy the rest of this 音乐 while 你 enjoy the two episodes.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*...

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Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the 下一个 显示 in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...