Cars That I Like

On 圣诞节 day, when Parker walked into The Nut House, he saw that everyone seemed very happy.

Parker: Hold on!!
Everyone: *Looking at Parker*
Parker: What's everyone so happy about?
Kevin: We have our 圣诞节 presents.
Liam: Not with us of course, but we all got what we wanted.
Parker: Santa doesn't exist then.
Kevin: Oh yes he does. He's actually here with us.
Santa: *Walks over to Parker from the arcade*
Parker: What?
Santa: 你 don't have to rely on your 老友记 to give 你 presents. That's all my job, along with the help of my elves of course.
Parker: Right. Your elves.
Santa: Now then, 你 come...

Parker was infuriated that no one would give him what he wanted on his 圣诞节 list. He quickly wrote a letter to the North Pole.

Parker: Dear Santa. Nobody at The Nut House will give me what I want on my 圣诞节 List. As punishment for their treason, 你 are to put the following people on your naughty list. Kevin, Liam, David, Liz, Wayne, Miss. Heart...

25 分钟 later

Parker:....and that concludes my business. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Parker.

Meanwhile at The Nut House.

David: *Places 食物 on the 表 for Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: Thanks Dave.
Kevin: This looks delicious.
Parker: *Kicks...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on 圣诞节 Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their 圣诞节 list, when Parker walked in with...

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Sean The Hedgehog: Welcome to the 秒 half of our show. We will be 展示 你 the Thomas & 老友记 spoof, Thomas & The Magic Railway.

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Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This...

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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will 你 do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the 秒 half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...

Ted and Johnny were watching security footage of their suspect driving away.

Ted: The license plate is DRD-6764.
Johnny: Contact Mabel, and see if 你 can get her to track down that car.
Ted: Way ahead of you. *Gets on his phone, and calls Mabel*
Mabel: *Picks up her phone* Exla.
Ted: Mabel, it's Ted. I need 你 to track a 林肯 Towncar with the license plate, DRD-6764.
Mabel: *On her laptop* I'm on it. Oh 由 the way, how's Johnny doing?
Ted: He's here with me, but 你 can't talk to him until 你 find that car.
Mabel: I'm already on it. *Searching* He's at Peking Gourmet Inn on Leesburg Pike.
Johnny:...