Sean the hedgehog Club
加入
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Song: link

Buttercup: *Doing pushups*
Grayback: Practicing for Mojo Jojo?
Blossom: I told her to do it earlier so she would get her energy back, but when he arrives, she'll be too tired.
Buttercup: I got energy to spare.
Eula: *Farts*
Buttercup: *Falls down* Eugh, what did 你 eat?
Eula: 塔科, 炸玉米饼 bell. You're girls. Why don't 你 fart?
Blossom: *Leaves with Buttercup*
Eula: Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Eula, and I'm the hostess tonight. Here's tonight schedule.

8 PM - Now

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina 日本动漫 - Bak2Bak

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over 由 the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 更多 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 你 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 你 know this, I gotta let 你 go *kills Con Mane*

A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.

P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the JOB.
Moneybit: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got 你 into this Con?

Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to 你 the 5th INSTALLMENT of Con Mane called...

You'll Only Live Twice

Starring

Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Miss. Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys

Cars provided 由

Chevronet
Equestrian MOTOR WORKS
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.

The 下一个 日 in Canterlot

Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank 你 Moneybit. I better be 更多 careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need 你 to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con: Alright. Let's go to england.

So Con, and S along with his crew left for England.

Con: Where's the 小马 were meeting?
S: She should be over there.
Rareesa: Hello.
Con: Oh hey. Muffins are Derpy's 最喜爱的 food.
Rareesa: Yes, but I don't know what they are.
Con: Now what do 你 know about the 小马 that's creating all those W.M.D's?
Rareesa: Nothing, except for that he's not a pony.
S: We must get going now. Where's your car?
Rareesa: It's that car over there *points at sports car*
Con: Sweet! I'm driving.

After 17 分钟 of driving a sports car, Con arrived at a house.

S: Thanks for making us take the bus!
Con: My pleasure.
workers: Hello.
M.I.6 leader: Hello lads, what are 你 doing here?
Con: We're here to help 你 stop whoevers making all those W.M.D missiles.
M.I.6 leader: I also believe 你 have something for us.
S: Yes we do. Ok 你 guys, set up Little Mily.
M.I.6 leader: I'm quite curious Mr. ehh..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
M.I.6 leader: Oh right. I'm quite curious Mr. Mane, what is Little Mily?
Con: Oh she's a wonderful mare. Very small, quite fast, and can do anything. Just your type.
workers: *finish work*
M.I.6 leader: A toy helicopter?
S: No, it's not a toy. You'll see. Con, would 你 care to demonstrate?
Con: Sure. *climbs into helicopter*
S: 你 push this rotor, and it starts the chopper *pushes motor*
Con: *flies away*
Rareesa: Wow
Con: S! I see korean choppers heading toward me!
korean pony66: *shoot missiles*
Con: *blows up missiles*
S: *shoots pilot*
Korean pony42: We have a 小马 down!
Con: *shoots other pilot*

The C.I.E won, but they still had to find where the Weapons of Mass Destruction were being built.

When Con got back from flying Little Mily, M.I.6 found the building where the W.M.D's were being manufactured.

Rareesa: It's at the 太空 station?
Con: Looks like we might be going to where Luna was for 1,000 years.
S: We're not going to the moon Con.
Con: Well lets just stop these ponies now!

So they left, in Rareesa's EMW & with some pegasi carrying the others.

Rareesa: Here we are.
Con: Let's do this. *grabs MP5*

Con, and M.I.6 stormed into the 太空 station killing some ponies that got in there way.

S: *grabs pen*
Con: 你 gonna blow someone up?
S: Pens don't always explode *shoots tranquilizer*
korean pony72: Aaahh!
korean pony55: *shoots at Rareesa*
Con: I got this *kills korean pony55*
S: We need to get on that spaceship!
Con: Let me handle it *teleports his team onto ship*
S: Good.
M.I.6 leader: Now everypony get into a spacesuit.
korean pony21: Freeze!
korean pony33: Hold on, isn't that?
??: Con Mane. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Staverald Discord. They told me 你 were assassinated in Beijing.
Con: Yes, this is my 秒 life.
Discord: You'll only live twice Mr. Mane.
Con: Yeah, only. *shoots safety valve*
korean pony21: What did he do? *shoots Con*
Con: *uses magical shield*
M.I.6 leader: Looks like we're not going into space.
S: Quick, into the escape pods!
Discord: *launches them all* Nice try, until then Goodbye Mr. Mane. *leaves*
Con: Teleportation?
S: Now!

Luckily before the spaceship exploded, Con got everyone off.

M.I.6 leader: Good work Mr. Mane.
Con: Thanks, but what about Discord?
M.I.6 leader: We'll worry about him later, but first we have another assignment for 你 to help us with.

And what might that be? Is it...

A. Killing Discord
B. Finding a 痣, 鼹鼠 in M.I.6
C. Preventing a mad 小马 from launching 更多 missiles
D. Buying 茶 for Rareesa

















If 你 guessed C preventing somepony from launching 更多 missiles 你 are correct.

Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where 你 were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.

M.I.6 was going to train Con with some KARATE.

Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.

So Con practiced with the other 小马 until..

british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach 你 更多 karate later.
korean pony98: Keep firing *kills 53rd british pony*
M.I.6 leader: We have a 小马 down! Send reinforcements!
Con: *kills two koreans*
korean pony40: We need 更多 reinforcements!
korean leader: Sorry, we cannot send anymore ponies out there.
korean pony40: Shit! Retreat!
Con: *kills 更多 ponies*
M.I.6 leader: Easy! They're retreating.
Con: Alright. Howsabout we practice 更多 karate?

The two ponies soon got back to where they were practicing karate.

M.I.6 leader: *throws kick*
Con: *grabs leg & breaks it*
M.I.6 leader: Bloody hell, 你 learn fast.
Con: Want me to fix that?
M.I.6 leader: No, I think your ready.
Con: Excellent.
M.I.6 leader: Now all 你 need to do is travel back to time after your death, and get back your first life.
Con: That's all?
M.I.6 leader: It isn't as easy as it sounds.
Con: Well if I can only live twice, I wanna keep both forever.
M.I.6 leader: What if 你 die from being too old?
Con: I get my 秒 life, and I come back as a foal. Good bye sir *time travels*

So let's see how this goes

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 更多 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 你 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 你 know this, I gotta let 你 go. *shoots gun*
Con: 你 missed loser. It's not just grenades your making.
korean leader: Correct. We're also making missiles. Not only that, but we're launching the ones that belong to Germany & Mexico, making it look like they waged war against each other.
Con: Not if I can help it. *shoots korean leader*
korean leader: I'm hit, need backup now!

5 ponies then arrived at the scene.

Con: *kills all 5*
korean leader: *hits Con*
Con: *runs into warehouse*
korean leader: *follows*
Con: (Where are the missiles being launched)
korean leader: *grabs grenade*
Con: *shoots grenade*
korean leader: *blows up*
korean pony82: Stop! Hooves up.
Con: *hits pony* where are the missiles being launched?
korean pony82: *shoots Con's hoof*
Con: *pushes 小马 over ledge*
korean pony82: I'm still alive!
Con: Then tell me where the missiles are being launched!
korean pony82: On a boat. It should be in the docks.
Con: Thanks.

0007 then went toward the 船, 小船 that would be launching the missiles.

korean pony96: We have an intruder!
Discord: Let him on, let him on.
Con: *pushes 小马 off boat*
Discord: Now kill him.
korean pony96: *grabs knife* Banzai!!
Con: *shoots pony* Wrong part of asia.
Discord: Welcome Mr. Mane.
Con: Hello Discord. So you're trying to get Germany into war with Mexico.
Discord: Yes, precisely. Not only that, but I'll be launchcing my own.
Con: What for?
Discord: To destroy all of China so that Korea can have it.
Con: Not on my watch *hits Discord with clock* 或者 on your clock.
Discord: It's not mine *grabs gun*
Con: *shoots it* Don't launch the missiles & I'll let 你 live.
Discord: I have to. *goes for button*
Con: *kills Discord* Finally! *time travels back to present*

None of the missiles were launched, but Con may deal with the same enemy in his 下一个 adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service

The End
Song: link

Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.

Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna 爱情 it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I...
continue reading...
Song: link

Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Dancing*
Jerry: Summer is over. Why are we playing this song?
Annie: Come on, the weather is still nice. Anyway, my name is Annie, and I'm your hostess for tonight. It's time for back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog...
continue reading...
Song: link

Sean: This song has not been played in a long time.
Andrew: It's great to hear it again.

Stop the song and play this: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they 移动 forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Andrew: Ugh.
Sean: I thought we would not hear this song again.
Mr. Wright:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Alan, and Harry walked back to the car. As they got in, they heard Camryn on the radio.

Camryn: Alan, Harry, 你 there?
Alan: We're here.
Stuart: We spotted someone matching the 描述 of our suspect. He walked out of a gun store buying ammo for an MP5. He's now getting into a black Camaro.

Meanwhile in New York City.

Captain Ford: I don't know why it took so long, but thanks for letting us have one of your choppers.
NYPD Officer 85: No problem Captain.
NYPD Officer 79: We wish 你 luck in finding your suspect.
Captain Ford: *Passes them as he walks for the helicopter*
NYPD Officer 79: *Hits Captain...
continue reading...
Toby: Hi everyone, it's me, Toby. On behalf of all the characters in Gran Turismo, I have sad news for you. These two episodes you're about to see are the last ones to appear in the S.S.S.S. After that, we'll be gone for good. Thank 你 for your patronage.
Ethan: 嘿 there, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Why didn't 你 say something earlier? 你 could have been the host instead of me. On another note, where's the music, and mash up of 随意 characters?
Toby: That's appearing later. Now it's time for the back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to...
continue reading...
Song: link

Toby: 嘿 Tim. I caught a lot of suspects today. How about you?
Tim: Nothing on my beat.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies past them, going over a train station*
Orion: *Stops his train at the station*
Pete: Well done Orion. *Watches the reader* Hello everyone. I'm Pete Reimer, your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG

Pete: My 显示 is back. I only wish it was on top. At least it's the first 显示 in the 秒 half.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two months later.

Alan: *Walks into the police station*
Captain Ford: Alan, look what I just got. *Holding a letter* It's from Harry.
Alan: *Excited* Is he coming back?
Captain Ford: Yes. He's finally been discharged. We should see him later today. Right now, I got an assignment for you. 你 need to go check out a noise complaint on Lafayette Street. Some witnesses say it's coming from house 20.
Alan: I'm on my way.

As Alan left, a man with a suit, and tie walked in. He had very short hair.

Captain Ford: Hi. 你 must be the new guy. Your name is..?
Stuart: Stuart. Stuart McKing.
Captain Ford: This may...
continue reading...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a typical 日 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
continue reading...
Song: link

Tom: The Ballroom Blitz is back! *Dancing with 彩虹 Dash*
Twilight: *Looking at the ponies dancing with each other* Man I wanna dancing partner!
Discord: Dance with this! *Hits Twilight with a punching glove*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the dance* That's the most violent dance I've ever seen, but enough about that. It's time to continue on with part 2. Our last two shows for the night are Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
From a distance, Alan, Ryan, and Harry were watching the warehouse.

Alan: That's where they held us hostage. 由 the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.

A delivery truck was leaving, followed 由 a brand new Ferrari.

Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.

Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.

2 B Continued
 Timothy's Ferrari
Timothy's Ferrari
Song: link

Gordon: *Stops 下一个 to Mily* What are 你 doing here?! You're not supposed to make an appearance until Episode 6.
Mily: I thought I'd make a cameo appearance. After all, my 显示 Trainz is starting soon.
Thomas: *Next to Sean* Well, I see your eyes are where your windshields should be.
Sean: I like this look better. I never really liked that grey face I had when I was in your show. No offense.
Mr. Baldwin: Everyone is very excited for Trainz.
Gordon: Not me! I want Ponies On The Rails to be on!
Tim: Shut up Gordon.
Mr. Baldwin: The back to back episodes are beginning now.

Theme Song: link...
continue reading...
Sean: We designed seven logos for other people. Here they are.

Song: link




Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any 音乐 for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any 音乐 for it is Izfankirby's.

Song: link


Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.

Song: link



Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies 粉丝 fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.



Sean: 下一个 up, Triq267.

Song: link



Sean: That was a new version of a logo made for him. His original can be viewed on his...
continue reading...
Song: link

Thomas: And now, we're at the back to back episodes of Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Captain Jefferson: Adventures?! They're boring.
Thomas: 你 won't think so after seeing this!

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." 鸭 said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If 你 all insist, I'll tell 你 my story." 说 Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of...
continue reading...
Song: link

Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of 你 are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed 由

Adventures Of Thomas & 老友记 - Rated...
continue reading...
Frank & Martha: Whoa!!!!
Sean: *Enjoying the ride down the slide*

At last, we reach a long corridor. Ponies, and Sonic characters walk pass each other, along with a few other characters from other 粉丝 fictions.

Pierce Hawkins: *Passes Sonic* How's it going Sonic?
Sonic: Good, good.
Frank & Martha: *Staring in amazement*
Sean: What you're looking at are characters from my 粉丝 fictions.
George: *Passes between Larry Wilcox, and Knuckles*
Knuckles: How come you're a 小马 with a curly blonde mane, and glasses?
Larry: How come that human we passed was in Black & White?
George: I'm from a 粉丝 fiction...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Announcer: The city of Townsville, is being searched on 谷歌 由 Sean, in order to help the Powerpuff Girls get home.
Sean: *Searches Townsville in 谷歌 Images* Is this it?
Buttercup: That's in Australia!
Sean: Well it's called Townsville, isn't it?!
Blossom: I didn't know Australia had a Townsville.
Sean: Yeah, there's also one in North Carolina. *Finds a folder called, Powerpuff Girls* What the?
Bubbles: Did 你 find it?
Sean: It says Powerpuff Girls, so I guess so. *Clicks on it*
Bubbles: *Sees a picture of Townsville* Yay!! He found it!! Now we just need to find out how to get there.
Sean: I'm...
continue reading...
Theme song: link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are 你 done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one 更多 class I have to take.
Blossom: What's that?
Sean: Employment Transitions.
Blossom: What kind of a class is that?
Sean: It's only available for post-grads like me. After graduating, 你 can take an extra 年 of high school, and it helps 你 prepare for being an adult.
Blossom: What's the job you're going to do?
Sean: Work at a child care center in Health Quest.
Blossom: That's cool. *Looks at an intersection* But 你 didn't put on your left blinker.
Sean:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a 列表 of cars that are going to be featured in the new Grand Theft Ponies 3 Roleplay. This takes place in 1995.

1974 Canterlot 705: link

1976 Canterlot 705: link

1995 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 2 door: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 4 door: link

1991 Chevronet Camareo: link

1995 Chevronet Capri (Also available as a taxi): link

1995 Chevronet Corvette: link

1995 Chevonet Pearla (Also available as a police car): link

1995 Dodge Cobra: link

1995 Dodge Towtruck: link

1995 Dodge Truck: link

1989 EMW P3: link

1994 Flam Lightningbird: link

1975 Flam Tornado: link

1988 Flam Wrestler: link...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Charleston, South Carolina. Johnny Lightning's 最喜爱的 vacation spot that didn't involve any cold weather.

Johnny: *Driving down Interstate 95 in his Alfa Romeo*
People: *Driving past Johnny as they continue going south*
Johnny: *Gets off at the exit*

He was now travelling on Interstate 26, and had 10 miles left in his journey.

Thug: *Driving a Toyota Highlander at 80 miles an hour*
Johnny: *Sees the Toyota behind him going too fast*
Thug: *Getting closer to Johnny's car*
Johnny: *Swerves into the left lane*
Thug: *Crashes into a fuel truck, and creates a big explosion*
Johnny: What next? A helicopter?...
continue reading...