Song: link
Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna 爱情 it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the 年 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning 火, 消防 with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: *Notices everyone outside of the school* Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an 橙子, 橙色 car. Not only did he 火, 消防 Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: Ah well, no one likes them.
Scootaloo: But they could come after us next!
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen 你 yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an 橙子, 橙色 car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, 你 have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion: *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the 橙子, 橙色 car get closer to him* What does he want?
Stallion: *Rams the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the 橙子, 橙色 car*
Brown Stallion: *Floors it*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a 火, 消防 hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to 交叉, 十字架 the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was 安全 now. She decided to go tell 彩虹 Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse* 彩虹 Dash?! *Stands on 最佳, 返回页首 of an Oldsmobile* 彩虹 Dash, I need your help!!
彩虹 Dash: *Comes out of her 云, 云计算 house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* 你 there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, 冲床 her, and drag her toward the car*
彩虹 Dash: What's going on?
Stallion: 你 mind your business. You're lucky we're sparing 你 to get rid of this one.
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the 树干 of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
彩虹 Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
彩虹 Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
彩虹 Dash: Princess? This is 彩虹 Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
彩虹 Dash: Nothing good. 你 see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced 你 to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to 加入 us?
彩虹 Dash: *Sighs* Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
彩虹 Dash: I guess I'll just have to tell Celestia about Applebloom when she gets here.
6 hours later
彩虹 Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see 你 two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her 老友记 are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them 彩虹 Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going 彩虹 Dash. Can 你 go with us?
彩虹 Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time. After we get our popcorn, I want to 显示 你 how good I am at pinball.
Celestia: 你 can try all 你 want, but I have the high score, and no one has beaten it. It's been there for three years, and not one 小马 has managed to beat it.
Tirek: Okay.
Celestia: 你 know Tirek, I want to tell 你 something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do 你 want 牛油, 黄油 on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give 你 the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: 你 were saying Celestia?
Celestia: Oh yes, I want to tell 你 something. I've put a lot of thought into it, and if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, 你 can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: 你 mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do 你 really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank 你 Celestia. 你 don't know how much this means to me. 由 the way, I have a really awesome 船, 小船 that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark 由 the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are 你 ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice 船, 小船 你 have.
Tirek: Well then. Let's set sail.
Celestia: But there are no sails.
Tirek: Just kidding.
With Tirek at the helm, the 船, 小船 glided away from the harbor, and into the Atlantic Ocean.
Tirek: *Sees the front of his 船, 小船 catch on fire* How did that happen?!
Celestia: *Shreiking* Tirek!! The 船, 小船 is on fire!!
Tirek: I know!! Stay calm, I'm coming to help you!!
But a part of the 船, 小船 exploded, and Tirek jumped off.
Celestia: *Sees Tirek in the water* He's not moving. Oh no! *Sees water coming into the boat* Well, looks like I'm done for.
Tirek: *Opens his eyes, and watches the 船, 小船 sink*
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed 由 everyone.
The 日 after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank 你 sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher* Oh this is a great song. I can't wait to masturbate while listening to it in my roo- *Sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with 你 Rarity. Do 你 know why?
Rarity: Did 你 hear me talking about masturbating?
Tirek: No.
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of 音乐 that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: 你 were fifteen 分钟 late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. 你 know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed 由 an 橙子, 橙色 stallion*
Tirek: I shall see 你 later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
下一个 morning, Tirek ordered 彩虹 Dash to pull five wagons full of 水果 from Sweet 苹果 Acres to the school.
彩虹 Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at 彩虹 Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned 你 to pull those wagons.
彩虹 Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the 水果 to the school 彩虹 Dash?
彩虹 Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
彩虹 Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah, but the song is so catchy it makes 你 wanna sing along. Don't it? Let's sing together, and help her out!
After two characters finish singing, restart the song at 0:06
Applejack: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Stallion: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Fluttershy: *Nervous* I think I can?..... uumm. I think I can. *Gets 更多 confident* Yes, I think I can!
Amethyst Star: *Struggling to open a jar of 花生 butter* I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! *Opens the 花生 butter*
Pinkie Pie: *Holding a sign saying it's time for the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 users to sing* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
NocturnalMirage: *Bored* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Dragonaura15: *Happy, and 唱歌 with her eyes closed* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Windwakerguy430: *Sitting in a car 由 himself and is confused* I think, that I can. I think? Yes, I think that I can. I think I can.
Canada24: *Dressed as an evil magician* No 你 can't. No 你 can't. No 你 can't.
SeanTheHedgehog: *Punches Canada24* QUIT MESSING THINGS UP CONNOR!!!
After that ended, 彩虹 Dash left the 水果 at the school, and was pulling 更多 wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
彩虹 Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: 彩虹 Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are 你 crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at 彩虹 Dash's wagons! They're blocking the sidewalk!! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
彩虹 Dash: Can't they just walk around the wagons?
Stallions: *Crash into 彩虹 Dash's wagons*
彩虹 Dash: Uh, never mind.
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night, Pinkie Pie was doing her last job for the day.
Pinkie Pie: *Pulling two wagons containing cakes* Time to deliver zhese to zhat house with zhe 粉, 粉色 小马 zhat keeps passing out after over reacting. I zhink her name is Lily.
Stallion: *Drives his car towards Pinkie Pie, and stops inches away from her*
Pinkie Pie: You're one of Tirek's ponies. Vhat are 你 doing here?!
Stallion: To take care of 你 你 German! *Slowly knocks Pinkie Pie down with his car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! *Falls down, and gets unhitched from her wagons*
Stallion: *Gets out, and picks up Pinkie Pie* You're coming with me.
Pinkie Pie: I don't vant to!
Stallion: I don't care! *Handcuffs Pinkie Pie's legs together, and puts her in the car. He drives away*
下一个 morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have 你 noticed a missing pony?
彩虹 Dash: 你 took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of 你 are now on probation!
For 彩虹 Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song (Start it at 0:05): link
彩虹 Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
彩虹 Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. 彩虹 Dash was just about to give up her 搜索 when suddenly...
彩虹 Dash: *Sees an 橙子, 橙色 car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
彩虹 Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: 彩虹 Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
彩虹 Dash: I'm so glad 你 found me too. Now hop in. I have to get 你 out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, 彩虹 Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do 你 zhink anyone is following us?
彩虹 Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that 你 think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
彩虹 Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Why can't I speak my language? *Frowns, because she is very sad, but sees an 橙子, 橙色 car behind her* Remember seeing an 橙子, 橙色 Chevrolet Nova?
彩虹 Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows 彩虹 Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on 彩虹 Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did 你 bring any veapons?
彩虹 Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could 你 forget?!
彩虹 Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
彩虹 Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
彩虹 Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are 你 okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still 交叉, 十字架 at 你 for not bringing any veapons!
彩虹 Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we 迷失 those guys.
Stallion: Oh no 你 didn't. *Points the gun at 彩虹 Dash* Now, both of 你 are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. 你 shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
彩虹 Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if 你 ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
彩虹 Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for 你 further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
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彩虹 Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
彩虹 Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
彩虹 Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees 彩虹 Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Song: link
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Hang in zhere Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if 你 don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
彩虹 Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley 下一个 to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go 前锋, 期待 while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down 更多 track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
彩虹 Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train 交叉, 十字架 the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down track, having them 下一个 to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and 彩虹 Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to 彩虹 Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must 报道 to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
彩虹 Dash: *Walks out of the model train 商店 with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle with twenty police ponies standing around eleven police cars* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were 你 expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a 粉丝 fiction vithout swearing.
彩虹 Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro? Plus, 你 说 Was zum Teufel, which is German for what the hell.
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! 或者 Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close 老友记 for six years. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
彩虹 Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this 粉丝 fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: 你 can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
Song: link
Jack: *Watching Tom Foolery sneak up behind Twilight*
Tom: *Knocks out Twilight* Go, before she wakes up!
Jack: Thank you. And, we're taking the first three weeks of October off. See 你 on the 28th!
Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna 爱情 it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the 年 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning 火, 消防 with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: *Notices everyone outside of the school* Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an 橙子, 橙色 car. Not only did he 火, 消防 Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: Ah well, no one likes them.
Scootaloo: But they could come after us next!
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen 你 yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an 橙子, 橙色 car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, 你 have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion: *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the 橙子, 橙色 car get closer to him* What does he want?
Stallion: *Rams the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the 橙子, 橙色 car*
Brown Stallion: *Floors it*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a 火, 消防 hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to 交叉, 十字架 the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was 安全 now. She decided to go tell 彩虹 Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse* 彩虹 Dash?! *Stands on 最佳, 返回页首 of an Oldsmobile* 彩虹 Dash, I need your help!!
彩虹 Dash: *Comes out of her 云, 云计算 house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* 你 there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, 冲床 her, and drag her toward the car*
彩虹 Dash: What's going on?
Stallion: 你 mind your business. You're lucky we're sparing 你 to get rid of this one.
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the 树干 of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
彩虹 Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
彩虹 Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
彩虹 Dash: Princess? This is 彩虹 Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
彩虹 Dash: Nothing good. 你 see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced 你 to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to 加入 us?
彩虹 Dash: *Sighs* Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
彩虹 Dash: I guess I'll just have to tell Celestia about Applebloom when she gets here.
6 hours later
彩虹 Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see 你 two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her 老友记 are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them 彩虹 Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going 彩虹 Dash. Can 你 go with us?
彩虹 Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time. After we get our popcorn, I want to 显示 你 how good I am at pinball.
Celestia: 你 can try all 你 want, but I have the high score, and no one has beaten it. It's been there for three years, and not one 小马 has managed to beat it.
Tirek: Okay.
Celestia: 你 know Tirek, I want to tell 你 something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do 你 want 牛油, 黄油 on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give 你 the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: 你 were saying Celestia?
Celestia: Oh yes, I want to tell 你 something. I've put a lot of thought into it, and if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, 你 can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: 你 mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do 你 really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank 你 Celestia. 你 don't know how much this means to me. 由 the way, I have a really awesome 船, 小船 that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark 由 the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are 你 ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice 船, 小船 你 have.
Tirek: Well then. Let's set sail.
Celestia: But there are no sails.
Tirek: Just kidding.
With Tirek at the helm, the 船, 小船 glided away from the harbor, and into the Atlantic Ocean.
Tirek: *Sees the front of his 船, 小船 catch on fire* How did that happen?!
Celestia: *Shreiking* Tirek!! The 船, 小船 is on fire!!
Tirek: I know!! Stay calm, I'm coming to help you!!
But a part of the 船, 小船 exploded, and Tirek jumped off.
Celestia: *Sees Tirek in the water* He's not moving. Oh no! *Sees water coming into the boat* Well, looks like I'm done for.
Tirek: *Opens his eyes, and watches the 船, 小船 sink*
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed 由 everyone.
The 日 after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank 你 sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher* Oh this is a great song. I can't wait to masturbate while listening to it in my roo- *Sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with 你 Rarity. Do 你 know why?
Rarity: Did 你 hear me talking about masturbating?
Tirek: No.
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of 音乐 that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: 你 were fifteen 分钟 late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. 你 know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed 由 an 橙子, 橙色 stallion*
Tirek: I shall see 你 later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
下一个 morning, Tirek ordered 彩虹 Dash to pull five wagons full of 水果 from Sweet 苹果 Acres to the school.
彩虹 Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at 彩虹 Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned 你 to pull those wagons.
彩虹 Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the 水果 to the school 彩虹 Dash?
彩虹 Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
彩虹 Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah, but the song is so catchy it makes 你 wanna sing along. Don't it? Let's sing together, and help her out!
After two characters finish singing, restart the song at 0:06
Applejack: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Stallion: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Fluttershy: *Nervous* I think I can?..... uumm. I think I can. *Gets 更多 confident* Yes, I think I can!
Amethyst Star: *Struggling to open a jar of 花生 butter* I think I can! I think I can! I think I can! *Opens the 花生 butter*
Pinkie Pie: *Holding a sign saying it's time for the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 users to sing* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
NocturnalMirage: *Bored* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Dragonaura15: *Happy, and 唱歌 with her eyes closed* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Windwakerguy430: *Sitting in a car 由 himself and is confused* I think, that I can. I think? Yes, I think that I can. I think I can.
Canada24: *Dressed as an evil magician* No 你 can't. No 你 can't. No 你 can't.
SeanTheHedgehog: *Punches Canada24* QUIT MESSING THINGS UP CONNOR!!!
After that ended, 彩虹 Dash left the 水果 at the school, and was pulling 更多 wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
彩虹 Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: 彩虹 Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are 你 crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at 彩虹 Dash's wagons! They're blocking the sidewalk!! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
彩虹 Dash: Can't they just walk around the wagons?
Stallions: *Crash into 彩虹 Dash's wagons*
彩虹 Dash: Uh, never mind.
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night, Pinkie Pie was doing her last job for the day.
Pinkie Pie: *Pulling two wagons containing cakes* Time to deliver zhese to zhat house with zhe 粉, 粉色 小马 zhat keeps passing out after over reacting. I zhink her name is Lily.
Stallion: *Drives his car towards Pinkie Pie, and stops inches away from her*
Pinkie Pie: You're one of Tirek's ponies. Vhat are 你 doing here?!
Stallion: To take care of 你 你 German! *Slowly knocks Pinkie Pie down with his car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! *Falls down, and gets unhitched from her wagons*
Stallion: *Gets out, and picks up Pinkie Pie* You're coming with me.
Pinkie Pie: I don't vant to!
Stallion: I don't care! *Handcuffs Pinkie Pie's legs together, and puts her in the car. He drives away*
下一个 morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have 你 noticed a missing pony?
彩虹 Dash: 你 took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of 你 are now on probation!
For 彩虹 Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song (Start it at 0:05): link
彩虹 Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
彩虹 Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. 彩虹 Dash was just about to give up her 搜索 when suddenly...
彩虹 Dash: *Sees an 橙子, 橙色 car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
彩虹 Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: 彩虹 Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
彩虹 Dash: I'm so glad 你 found me too. Now hop in. I have to get 你 out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, 彩虹 Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do 你 zhink anyone is following us?
彩虹 Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that 你 think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
彩虹 Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Why can't I speak my language? *Frowns, because she is very sad, but sees an 橙子, 橙色 car behind her* Remember seeing an 橙子, 橙色 Chevrolet Nova?
彩虹 Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows 彩虹 Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on 彩虹 Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did 你 bring any veapons?
彩虹 Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could 你 forget?!
彩虹 Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
彩虹 Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
彩虹 Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are 你 okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still 交叉, 十字架 at 你 for not bringing any veapons!
彩虹 Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we 迷失 those guys.
Stallion: Oh no 你 didn't. *Points the gun at 彩虹 Dash* Now, both of 你 are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. 你 shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
彩虹 Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if 你 ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
彩虹 Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for 你 further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
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彩虹 Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
彩虹 Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
彩虹 Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees 彩虹 Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Song: link
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Hang in zhere Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if 你 don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
彩虹 Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley 下一个 to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go 前锋, 期待 while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
彩虹 Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down 更多 track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
彩虹 Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train 交叉, 十字架 the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down track, having them 下一个 to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and 彩虹 Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to 彩虹 Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must 报道 to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
彩虹 Dash: *Walks out of the model train 商店 with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle with twenty police ponies standing around eleven police cars* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were 你 expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a 粉丝 fiction vithout swearing.
彩虹 Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro? Plus, 你 说 Was zum Teufel, which is German for what the hell.
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! 或者 Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close 老友记 for six years. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
彩虹 Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this 粉丝 fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: 你 can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
Song: link
Jack: *Watching Tom Foolery sneak up behind Twilight*
Tom: *Knocks out Twilight* Go, before she wakes up!
Jack: Thank you. And, we're taking the first three weeks of October off. See 你 on the 28th!
From a distance, Alan, Ryan, and Harry were watching the warehouse.
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. 由 the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed 由 a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. 由 the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed 由 a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued