Discord: *With three clones of himself* Are 你 a real 显示 host?
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have 你 ever received a five 星, 星级 rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have 你 ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV 显示 hosts!
Song: link
Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of 你 that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the 秒 half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will start with the season 2 premiere of Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Episode 17: Slow Down Murdoch
The island of sodor gets plenty of freight trains. Sir Tophamm Hat's engines work hard, but sometimes the work is too much, and the engines get too tired.
One of the strongest engines on the island was Murdoch, but Sir Tophamm Hat once 说 that big engines always went wrong. So he decided to order another engine. One that was powerful, but small.
Thomas, and Percy were working at the docks when they saw another engine come towards them. He had four cylinders, four sets of drive wheels, and was a tank engine.
Sir Tophamm Hat: This is Adam. He is a new engine on our line, and will be helping out with the freight. I hope 你 will be kind to him, and help him out.
Thomas: Yes sir.
Percy: We will sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Good.
Adam: It's nice to meet new engines. What are your names?
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
Percy: And I'm Percy.
Adam: Are we the only engines on this line?
Thomas: *Laughing* No, of course not. There are lots of other engines. Follow us.
Thomas, and Percy took Adam to see all the other engines on Sodor. When they got to Murdoch, Adam was very pleased.
Adam: 你 have to be the strongest engine I've ever seen.
Murdoch: Thank you.
Adam: Do 你 go fast?
Murdoch: Mmh, sometimes. I try not to go too fast.
Adam: Well, if 你 ever need help with heavy freight trains, that's what I'm here for.
Murdoch: From a small engine like you? Forgive me, but I can handle heavy trains on my own quite well, thank 你 very much. *Goes to collect a freight train*
Adam: Alright then. See 你 later.
Station Master: Adam, Sir Tophamm Hat wants 你 to do some shunting at a nearby yard. Thomas, and Percy, 你 two will work together to get the mail into Knapford.
Thomas: Right away sir.
Adam: We'll get our job done.
Percy: Yes we will.
So the three engines went to do their work.
Meanwhile, Murdoch was waiting in the yards for the signal to drop. Before it did, his driver spoke to him.
Driver: Murdoch?
Murdoch: Yes?
Driver: Do 你 think we should check your brakes? It's been a while since we had them checked.
Murdoch: No, my brakes are okay.
Driver: If 你 say so. *Sees the signal drop* All clear Murdoch. Away we go.
Murdoch: *Pulls his freight train*
Murdoch was carrying twenty empty boxcars. The boxcars were going to be loaded with sports equipment imported from France.
Meanwhile, Adam was shunting freight cars. He was pushing a heavy load of cars into a siding when a workman arrived.
Workman: We've got trouble.
Adam: *Stops working* What's the matter?
Workman: Murdoch is heading back here, but his brakes don't work, and he can't stop. You'll have to turn yourself around on the turntable, and get ready to stop him.
Adam: Me sir?
Workman: Yes. You're the only engine that can make Murdoch slow down.
Adam: *Goes to turntable* I must hurry.
As for Murdoch, he was trying not to hurry, but with his brakes not working, he couldn't slow down.
Murdoch: Help?! Anyone?!!? Runaway train!! My brakes don't work!! Words of wisdom that will get someone to help me, why aren't 你 working?!
Adam: *Waiting in siding*
Driver: *Sees Murdoch* I see him.
Murdoch: *Blowing whistle* Oh great! That works, but not my brakes!
Adam: Let's go. *Heads onto the mainline*
Murdoch: Adam, please help me!!
Adam: Don't worry Murdoch, I'll stop you! *Gets in front of Murdoch*
Adam had to be at the right speed so Murdoch could get to him slowly.
Adam: Tell me when to apply my brakes!
Murdoch: Okay!
Adam: *Waiting for Murdoch to say the word*
Murdoch: *Getting close to Adam* Wait for it!
Adam: *Continues waiting to apply his brakes*
Murdoch: Wait for it!
Adam: That's what I'm doing!
Murdoch: NOW!!
Adam: *Applies brakes*
Murdoch: *Taps Adam's back buffers*
Adam: We're stopping! We're stopping!
Murdoch: YES! *Laughing* That was close!
The train stopped at the station, and Adam went 下一个 to Murdoch.
Murdoch: I'm sorry if I was rude to you.
Adam: That's okay. It's not often I get to meet a big engine as kind as you. Most big engines I met are quite rude.
Murdoch: Well, the only big engine that isn't nice to others is Gordon.
Adam: I have to agree with 你 on one thing however.
Murdoch: What's that?
Adam: It's a good thing not to go too fast.
Murdoch: Quite right.
And ever since that moment, Adam, and Murdoch have been good friends.
Song: link
Victoria: We forgot to do our thing 由 having 随意 characters from all the shows in this segment make random, but funny appearances.
Screwball: Well that one wasn't funny.
Tom: But I bet 你 this one is! *Jumps off a diving board*
Master Sword: *Watching Tom fall towards him* What are 你 trying to accomplish?!?!!
Tom: *Lands on Master Sword*
Discord: Nothing apparently. Now for our last 显示 of the week. My Little Pornstar.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* 嘿 asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: 你 know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered 由 it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of 图书 to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are 你 two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith 显示 on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* 嘿 sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I 说 no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No 你 ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be 老友记 with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! 你 two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured 由 the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
你 think?! People are gonna get mad at me if 你 keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: 你 know what 苹果白兰地 told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really 说 that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She 说 你 made a 评论 about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after 写作 this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad 你 think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad 你 do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We 爱情 each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up 你 pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the 年 is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first 日期 with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches 苹果白兰地 接吻 Rarity in horror* 耶稣 CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song (Start at 0:38): link
Discord: Listening to rap in the 60's eh? That's an interesting concept. I'll have to try that myself, but unfortunately, we are out of time this week. See 你 下一个 Saturday.
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have 你 ever received a five 星, 星级 rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have 你 ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV 显示 hosts!
Song: link
Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of 你 that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the 秒 half of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will start with the season 2 premiere of Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Episode 17: Slow Down Murdoch
The island of sodor gets plenty of freight trains. Sir Tophamm Hat's engines work hard, but sometimes the work is too much, and the engines get too tired.
One of the strongest engines on the island was Murdoch, but Sir Tophamm Hat once 说 that big engines always went wrong. So he decided to order another engine. One that was powerful, but small.
Thomas, and Percy were working at the docks when they saw another engine come towards them. He had four cylinders, four sets of drive wheels, and was a tank engine.
Sir Tophamm Hat: This is Adam. He is a new engine on our line, and will be helping out with the freight. I hope 你 will be kind to him, and help him out.
Thomas: Yes sir.
Percy: We will sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Good.
Adam: It's nice to meet new engines. What are your names?
Thomas: I'm Thomas.
Percy: And I'm Percy.
Adam: Are we the only engines on this line?
Thomas: *Laughing* No, of course not. There are lots of other engines. Follow us.
Thomas, and Percy took Adam to see all the other engines on Sodor. When they got to Murdoch, Adam was very pleased.
Adam: 你 have to be the strongest engine I've ever seen.
Murdoch: Thank you.
Adam: Do 你 go fast?
Murdoch: Mmh, sometimes. I try not to go too fast.
Adam: Well, if 你 ever need help with heavy freight trains, that's what I'm here for.
Murdoch: From a small engine like you? Forgive me, but I can handle heavy trains on my own quite well, thank 你 very much. *Goes to collect a freight train*
Adam: Alright then. See 你 later.
Station Master: Adam, Sir Tophamm Hat wants 你 to do some shunting at a nearby yard. Thomas, and Percy, 你 two will work together to get the mail into Knapford.
Thomas: Right away sir.
Adam: We'll get our job done.
Percy: Yes we will.
So the three engines went to do their work.
Meanwhile, Murdoch was waiting in the yards for the signal to drop. Before it did, his driver spoke to him.
Driver: Murdoch?
Murdoch: Yes?
Driver: Do 你 think we should check your brakes? It's been a while since we had them checked.
Murdoch: No, my brakes are okay.
Driver: If 你 say so. *Sees the signal drop* All clear Murdoch. Away we go.
Murdoch: *Pulls his freight train*
Murdoch was carrying twenty empty boxcars. The boxcars were going to be loaded with sports equipment imported from France.
Meanwhile, Adam was shunting freight cars. He was pushing a heavy load of cars into a siding when a workman arrived.
Workman: We've got trouble.
Adam: *Stops working* What's the matter?
Workman: Murdoch is heading back here, but his brakes don't work, and he can't stop. You'll have to turn yourself around on the turntable, and get ready to stop him.
Adam: Me sir?
Workman: Yes. You're the only engine that can make Murdoch slow down.
Adam: *Goes to turntable* I must hurry.
As for Murdoch, he was trying not to hurry, but with his brakes not working, he couldn't slow down.
Murdoch: Help?! Anyone?!!? Runaway train!! My brakes don't work!! Words of wisdom that will get someone to help me, why aren't 你 working?!
Adam: *Waiting in siding*
Driver: *Sees Murdoch* I see him.
Murdoch: *Blowing whistle* Oh great! That works, but not my brakes!
Adam: Let's go. *Heads onto the mainline*
Murdoch: Adam, please help me!!
Adam: Don't worry Murdoch, I'll stop you! *Gets in front of Murdoch*
Adam had to be at the right speed so Murdoch could get to him slowly.
Adam: Tell me when to apply my brakes!
Murdoch: Okay!
Adam: *Waiting for Murdoch to say the word*
Murdoch: *Getting close to Adam* Wait for it!
Adam: *Continues waiting to apply his brakes*
Murdoch: Wait for it!
Adam: That's what I'm doing!
Murdoch: NOW!!
Adam: *Applies brakes*
Murdoch: *Taps Adam's back buffers*
Adam: We're stopping! We're stopping!
Murdoch: YES! *Laughing* That was close!
The train stopped at the station, and Adam went 下一个 to Murdoch.
Murdoch: I'm sorry if I was rude to you.
Adam: That's okay. It's not often I get to meet a big engine as kind as you. Most big engines I met are quite rude.
Murdoch: Well, the only big engine that isn't nice to others is Gordon.
Adam: I have to agree with 你 on one thing however.
Murdoch: What's that?
Adam: It's a good thing not to go too fast.
Murdoch: Quite right.
And ever since that moment, Adam, and Murdoch have been good friends.
Song: link
Victoria: We forgot to do our thing 由 having 随意 characters from all the shows in this segment make random, but funny appearances.
Screwball: Well that one wasn't funny.
Tom: But I bet 你 this one is! *Jumps off a diving board*
Master Sword: *Watching Tom fall towards him* What are 你 trying to accomplish?!?!!
Tom: *Lands on Master Sword*
Discord: Nothing apparently. Now for our last 显示 of the week. My Little Pornstar.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地
Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.
Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* 嘿 asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: 你 know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered 由 it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.
A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.
Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of 图书 to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are 你 two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 嘿 Fluttershy, 你 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 你 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith 显示 on television.
Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* 嘿 sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I 说 no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No 你 ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be 老友记 with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! 你 two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.
Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured 由 the light bulb.
Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.
你 think?! People are gonna get mad at me if 你 keep doing that!
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: 你 know what 苹果白兰地 told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really 说 that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She 说 你 made a 评论 about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!
SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after 写作 this)
Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad 你 think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad 你 do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*
They walk toward the door, and look at each other.
Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We 爱情 each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.
It stops raining, and the sun comes out.
Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.
As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link
Twilight: Man, listen up 你 pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the 年 is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first 日期 with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches 苹果白兰地 接吻 Rarity in horror* 耶稣 CHRIST!!! *Runs away*
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song (Start at 0:38): link
Discord: Listening to rap in the 60's eh? That's an interesting concept. I'll have to try that myself, but unfortunately, we are out of time this week. See 你 下一个 Saturday.