??: Um what I was sayin was that Prod ate all the pretzel. I just wanted to know if there were anymore.

Me: Yeah, uh in the cabinet above the sink.

??: Ard thanks. *to Ayla and Amara* Ladies.

A+A: Mmmhhmmm *waits until he disappears into the kitchen* Okay, how many are here?

Me: What?

Ayla: Don't play dumb with us! How many sexy 屁股 mofos here?!!

Me: Girl calm yo voice.....and there's 3.

Amara: :-0....You betta share!! Cause 你 can't be greedy and have all them to yo damn self.

Me: *lean against the door frame* And why not? *fold arms*

A+A: (0_0) Because God knows we need men!

Ayla: And plus the one...