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Prod: .......Tanya (Sam's other BFF)
Sam: What?!? If 你 break her 心 imma break you!!
Prod: O-ok, good to know but I won't break my baby's heart! She 偷了 my 心 so if any is going to break a 心 it would be her breaking mine!
Girls: aaaaaawwwwww!
Boys: eeeeeewwwwww!
Prod: Don't be haterz just cuz y'all don't know what its like to be in love!
Roc: We do but we don't say stupid stuff like that!
Geek: Well.... I don't think its stupid I think its sweet! I don't know why you've only been snapped up just now!
Prod: *looks down and speaks in a sad voice* I guess I've just been looking for my Mrs...

at home
me 射线, 雷 n chrystal at her house
me-mrs. Lovett?!
chrys-she aint at home. she work l8 2nite
me-oh okay
chrys-okay so wat u guys wnna do?!
ray-how about a movie?!
me-im up 4 tht
chrys-me 2
ray-wat yall wnna watch?!
chrys-s3x in the city the movie!!!
me n 射线, 雷 look at each othr-okay!
so an 小时 in2 the movie i get up 2 go 2 the bathroom just 2 get out of there n 射线, 雷 gets up 2 get a drink
me-*closes door but someone stps me* ray?!
ray-*sighs n pushes me against counter n okay i really got out my fone 2 call a priest i promise u i did!!!!!!!!! i mean ths was the scariest sht i hav EVR witnessed in my whole...