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Eazy-Efan 说 …
The 鸭 说 to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have 领, 衣领 id 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Time flies like an arrow. 水果 flies like a banana. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
The best way to communicate with a 鱼 is to drop them a line. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Male deer have buck teeth. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
A zoo had a 骆驼 with no humps named 'Humphrey.' 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
to win at tug-of-war, 你 must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
One horse 说 to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 评论…
K. 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the 问题 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
One 蚱蜢 told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Moar puns pls. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Have 你 ever heard of an honest cheetah? 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
link 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
It's OK to watch an 象, 大象 bathe as they usually have their trunks on. 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
where do 图书 sleep?
under their covers 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Where do 你 find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he 迷失 his job when the company folded 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I 偷了 his coat, call that jack it 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
how do 你 train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
你 give them a drill instructor 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
how long will the puns go, no one knows 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 评论…
鸭, 德雷克 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
a man walked into a bar. a 秒 man saw it and ducked just in time 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Doing 可乐 with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
the seductive 扫帚 salesmen swept me off my feet 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
why won't a bike stand up 由 itself?
its two tired 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. 你 could say he has teleAPATHY 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I murder so many verses, 你 can say I killed hip hop. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Got a black dog
Call it a 婊子, 子 nigga 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I 偷了 his coat, call that jack it 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i bought a smoking 夹克 and blazer at a 火, 消防 sale 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain 发布 一年多以前
MarineHolocaust 说 …
puns should be eradicated from existence 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
I can't get this Squid Girl 日本动漫 out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
do 你 know any chemistry jokes?
NaH 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
also acceptable: Na 一年多以前
gabbalee 评论…
I wanted to make a good periodic 表 joke but all the good ones argon 一年多以前
metrolight 评论…
I NO Au FeW 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the 海滩 when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Shoot 你 on 万圣节前夕 call it trigger treating 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 评论…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Priests hate cos/tan 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i used to be a 金牌 prospector, but it didn't really pan out 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
that escalated quickly 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
I 滑冰 when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to 分裂, 拆分 hares 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
the cycle of puns never ends 耶稣 christ 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i 迷失 my mind 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
this 墙 is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
你 can tell if a doctor's a quack when 你 see his large bill 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
the best way to make an 苹果 crumble is to torture it for 10 分钟 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs 发布 一年多以前
metrolight 说 …
Why can't 你 hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. 发布 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide 带, 皮带 near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new 年 received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a 安全 house. 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 说 …
if we're posting bad puns on the 墙 count me in
i see 说 the blind man, i saw 说 the carpenter 发布 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
if 你 get hit on the head 由 a shooting star, you'll meteor maker 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed 一年多以前
Shadowmarioking 评论…
^i'M 一年多以前
Eazy-Efan 说 …
Took my old girlfriend out to 晚餐 call dat Fed-Ex. 发布 一年多以前