Gray Eyes 你 have a few close friends. 你 don't like letting people inside, 你 find it difficult. You've had some hard times,but don't worry. You're always 更多 unerstanding and caring than other people. 你 can even be a bit protective. 你 are amazing.
'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ
I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way 更多 awesome and WAY 更多 effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!
Me:Where does spongebob live Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon Me:Me Cbot:But who IS he Me:an american astronaut he got 迷失 they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there Cbot:Yes Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie Cbot:Why is it a lie Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there Cbot:What is the truth Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont 你 care about me Cbot:I do care bout my health Me:your so mean Cbot:are 你 the devil Me:r u Cbot:no Me:so where does spongebob live
So I go into the freezer to see if we have any ice cream, and to my delight, we had coffee ice cream, my favorite. I took a spoonful and ate it, and it was horrible. I read the label, and it 说 "Medicated Ice Cream". I ate 大麻 ice cream ._.
-charges into the 随意 spot, eyes wide an wild, breathing quickly and irregularly, and is bleeding everywhere, like I just got into a gruesome fight.- ...This is important... ... Guys ... ... It's official ... ... 7 ... ... Is... ... Worse... ... Than... ......5......... .... Thought 你 ought to know.... -suddenly falls over, undoubtably dead-
^_^ weird a fucking elmo Muppet just knocked at my apartment door.... He was like "I'm here to wish Bradon a Happy Birthday!" And I'm like -_- "Elmo 移动 ur 屁股 out of my moms apartment! WRONG HOUSE!" Elmo is like D: