Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 移动 on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When 你 leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe 你 embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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