1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 圈, 圈子 that had its two sides gently compressed 由 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

Here are my 列表 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let 你 know now i got alot of these from the youtobe channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything 或者 eating anything 你 might spit it 或者 something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the 扫帚 late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the 湾 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 你 DON'T PASS THIS ON 你 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN 文章 THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full 文章 review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take 评论 asking 问题 from the last episode and answer them in the 下一个 article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope 你 enjoy our 秒 episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who 评论 in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know 你 want me
I made it obvious that I want 你 too
So put it on me
Let's remove the 太空 between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that 你 move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what 你 wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that 你 do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh 你 know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh 你 know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh 你 know
That tonight...

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe 你 can 显示 me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded 由 the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

你 know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do 你 recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if 你 ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy 圣诞节 Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't 你 guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...