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posted by yukikiyruu
Funny Stupid 问题 to Ask People
What happens when 你 get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If 你 write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If 爱情 is blind, why is 《内衣少女》 so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come 你 get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 你 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 你 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 你 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 老友记 say i 爱情 her 更多 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers 你 know.
12.Strangers 你 don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 删除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 你 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary 老友记 that 你 talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the 烤箱 on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake 爱情 notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near 你 falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my 列表 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let 你 know now i got alot of these from the youtobe channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything 或者 eating anything 你 might spit it 或者 something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the 扫帚 late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the 湾 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 老友记 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 你 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 你 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 爱情 you, my love.

I loved 你 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a 随意 strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T 你 SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do 你 guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 你 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 你 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 你 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 你 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 首页 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I 爱情 copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic 列表 I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. 由 the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do 或者 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 你 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your 首页 without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using 谷歌 Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress 或者 Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend 或者 boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 你 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 或者 someone

3. Go up to a 随意 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 随意 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 喷泉 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 你 in public about the...
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