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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a 随意 number and confuse the person who 答案 由 saying things like;
"Why did 你 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 随意 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 随意 文章 like this.

4. At walmart 或者 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 或者 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off 你 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 你 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 你 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分钟 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 你 at what 小时 to be 首页 when 你 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 首页 as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the 最佳, 返回页首 ten to impress the guy 你 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 你 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 更多 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 老友记 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she 说 thanks...
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When you're happy and 你 know it bomb Iraq
If 你 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 你 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 你 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 爱情 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 或者 movie. Please 评论 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 天鹅 Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts 或者 beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but 休闲裤, 松弛 off when it comes to their 最喜爱的 电视 show. So the student tells herself that watching the 电视 helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people 报道 experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 你 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 老友记 along for company, 或者 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect 你 to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your 老友记 get jelious when 你 hang with other people.


3.more people then 你 think hate 你 and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean 流行的 person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about 你 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put 你 with your 老友记 because 你 talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but 更多 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 你 because your popular.


8.If your a 流行的 girl and 你 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 你 a slut.



9.If your a 流行的 boy and 你 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if 你 had a good friend and then 你 became 流行的 they might stop hanging out with 你 because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my 心 that we shouldn't have to change 或者 selves 或者 stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our 心 is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make 你 stronger.For example if 你 want to be a singer be a singer,If 你 want to be an Artist be an artist.If 你 want to be different and original than be original because 你 have to fulfill your dreams.If 你 stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy 或者 complete and you'll let the hater win 由 giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 或者 being a creep, 你 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 你 can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 你 where I fucking live so we can fuck 随意 strangers.

Stranger: 你 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 你 ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 或者 copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the 列表 would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. 吻乐队(Kiss) her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your 老友记 together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves 你 more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out 你 hate someone. No, not just hate. 你 FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, 你 wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then 你 be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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