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I found this hilarious 文章 on pcworld.com
Don't know who the 作者 is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's 锦标 Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation 由 saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall 或者 any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way 你 laugh as 你 wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt 或者 Uncle. If 你 dare, hug them.
5. While passing a 随意 stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall 墙 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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I never thought I would be doing a 列表 like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this 列表 with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please 评论 but be polite. Also, always 评论 because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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This was definitely the most difficult 列表 I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 你 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 最佳, 返回页首 10 and just listing the other women and 展示 pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 你 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 你 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 评论 and I can't wait to hear what...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks 由 a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved 由 the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid 或者 late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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