Dude, this is scary! Let me tell 你 want happened.
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He 说 (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I 说 "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his 老友记 that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true 或者 not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His 老友记 were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share