Funny Things

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable 由 the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on 或者 off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to 显示 the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 你 just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name 标签 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...