1.Run with her on the beach. 2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold. 3.Never talk about other girls infront of her. 4.Learn to play the 吉他 for her. 5.Comfort her when she’s scared. 6.Watch the sunset with her. 7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story. 8.If 你 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her. 9.Never force her to do anything. 10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it. 11.Never let her walk alone. 12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest. 13.Always make the first move. 14.Never lie to her she’ll find out. 15.Kiss her when...
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service 台, 办公桌 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 或者 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”