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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to 你 as much as 你 enjoy listening.
3. Don't say 你 understand when 你 don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 你 don't have PMS; don't act like 你 know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 你 off the hook; doing something sweet will always get 你 off the hook.
7. If 你 talk about having a big Dick; we know 你 don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when 你 act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes 由 waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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