Marvel - X23

(This 文章 is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of 日本动漫 each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how 你 want to be "Miku-Chan" when 你 get older.

4. On 最佳, 返回页首 of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If 你 have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 你 think they're Tom Cruise 或者 麦当娜 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 星, 星级 in question).
Ask the guy 下一个 to 你 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 下一个 to you, "Are 你 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 你 have a very irate home,' she 说 governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....