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WEIRD similarities between 林肯 and Kennedy:
Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.
林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham 林肯 was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham 林肯 was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives 迷失 their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded 由 Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
林肯 was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made 由 Ford.
林肯 was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just 迷失 my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I 迷失 my contact lens!
Could 你 stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do 你 mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just 迷失 my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I 迷失 my contact lens!
Could 你 stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do 你 mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a 枕头 fight 由 your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat 或者 dog
14. see how much water 你 can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a 枕头 fight 由 your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat 或者 dog
14. see how much water 你 can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Please select a 粉丝 fiction.
The Racer: link
Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.
Applejack's Double Life: link
When bad ponies lead 由 Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa 由 force, there's only one 小马 to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.
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