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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are 更多 likely to become serial killers.

Everything 你 see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are 更多 likely to dream when 你 are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If 你 tear off paper from bottles, 你 are sexually...

Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 你 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 你 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...

Really 心 touching....... .A Must Read 由 all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been 更多 than 5 或者 6 years
old..

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but 你 don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that 你 don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...

For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...

How can 你 get four 《金装律师》 for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do 恐龙 pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do 你 call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do 你 call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do 你 make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do 你 make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do 你 prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...

Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des 猫
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's 湾 Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue...

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time 你 turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him 或者 her that you’ve 迷失 your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he 或者 she has anything...

Stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of the high board and say 你 won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because 你 have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend 你 can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have 你 ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 下一个 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 下一个 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would 你 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED 由 YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying 橙子, 橙色 on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as 你 want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating 比萨, 比萨饼 或者 something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 首页 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 由 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 你 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 前锋, 期待 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag 或者 what ever 你 can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and 水果 aisles and ask every 分钟 "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? 或者 rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age 你 are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....

Ghetto Names

Mostly 流行的 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 更多 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 由 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 你 love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 分钟 或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 下一个 音乐会 你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...