What Being a Retard Online can do for You
Being a retard online will bring 你 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 你 crave attention, 你 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 你 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 由 being a retard online 你 can get all the attention 你 need for a small fee.
Poor Literacy is Kool!
If 你 want to be a retard 你 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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