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posted by randomgirl3000
1-How are you?
2-Do 你 ever wish 你 were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age 你 get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if 你 think it fits your personality:
8-What did 你 do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing 你 would like to accomplish before your 下一个 birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
11-Have 你 ever dyed your hair?
12-What is your eye color?
13-If 你 could change your eye color, would you?
14-Do 你 wear contacts/glasses?
15-Your opinion about your body and how confortable 你 are with it:
16-Have 你 ever considered plastic surgery? What would...
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Alright basically the 标题 says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will 爱情 and 你 don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is 更多 on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal 爱人 或者 sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if 你 want but in my opinion make up...
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你 know what? I’m travelling with my idiotic classmates and my teacher to the CAMPSITE.
I didn’t want to, but I had to. 你 see, no way to escape and my 爱情 for science has brought me here, i.e., the bus.
I’m alone in my seat. Strike that. Miss Marie is sitting 下一个 to me.
We reached the campsite in an hour. We got down the bus and walked towards the place where we have to put up our tents.
Wow! I 爱情 doing that.
Brittany threw all her things at me and asked me to put up tent for her and Peter.
Ughh! I don’t have guts to tell her NO!
So, I had to do it for her, the devil of my life.
Ater...
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posted by a11-swift
1. ”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.” Author: Anonymous Interpretation: This joke is a play on the cliche of wanting to die peacefully in
your sleep. This familiar statement
takes an unexpected twist when we
learn that grandpa was, in fact, driving
a car full of passengers when he died
“peacefully in his sleep.” As a result, those passengers did not die so
peacefully! This type of joke, in which
the 秒 half of the statement is
shocking 或者 unexpected (usually making
you see the first part of...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the 最佳, 返回页首 spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy 老友记 so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m 老友记 with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, 测验 and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much 你 pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept 或者 teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if 你 know the answer, 或者 ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 你 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 你 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Yup. 标题 says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The 迷失 Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My 心 and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell 你 I 爱情 You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. 你 never know if your braids look digusting 或者 not
3. 你 are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. 你 would like to think that people notice 或者 even think about 你 but 你 are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows 或者 cares about
5. 你 worry people will write nasty 评论 on your 潮流粉丝俱乐部 文章 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all 你 do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When 你 only really have like 3 老友记 at school and 2 of them...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a 篮球 net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE 偷了 MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE 火影忍者 FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out 或者 is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. 你 can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil 或者 paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever 你 really are.

Ready? ...

GO!!!


FIRST QUESTION: 你 are participating in a race. 你 overtake the 秒 person. What position are 你 in?
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ANSWER: If 你 answer that 你 are first, then 你 are absolutely wrong! If 你 overtake the 秒 person and 你 take his place, 你 are second! Try not to screw up in the 下一个 question.

To answer the 秒 question, don't take as much
time as 你 took for the first question.

SECOND...
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1. 移动 the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. 移动 all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal 太空 so 你 have to 移动 into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like 你 killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I 爱情 你 TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like 你 dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say 你 got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 爱情 with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 你 find your
contact lens.


3. 冲床 the body and tell people that he hit 你 first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of 你 shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give 你 a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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posted by patrisha727
I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items 你 need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...
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