Do 你 work at Subway? Because 你 just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do 你 want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang 你 on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but 你 can expect 更多 than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a 比萨, 比萨饼 and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't 你 like pizza?
Do 你 work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw 你 checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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