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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 更多 suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if 你 can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did 你 hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers 你 can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first 吻乐队(Kiss) would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy 你 meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give 你 his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just 由 wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this 你 are on a 日期 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 吻乐队(Kiss) and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 你 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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My friend 发布 these on her bebo page a while 以前 so I thought I'd share them with 你 :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by koalagirl9
嘿 babe sittin there
你 dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at 你 and 你 butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
你 got it shaving in the 淋浴
i watched 你 threw the window for 更多 then a hour
i saw 你 fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now 你 saw me just my hat.
Now 你 hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk 你 anyway.
I see 你 with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now 你 both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i 刀 and stab 你 to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for 你 so run away.
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    You may fall from the sky, 你 may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in 爱情 with me.

Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my 图书馆 card. Why? Because I am totally checking 你 out!!    

If a fat man puts 你 in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted 你 for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...
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