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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 你 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 老友记 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 老友记 that 你 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 你 have your bath, 包, 换行 a bath towel around 你 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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随意 jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and 你 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation 由 saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall 或者 any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way 你 laugh as 你 wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt 或者 Uncle. If 你 dare, hug them.
5. While passing a 随意 stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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Real Life 迪士尼 Princesses - Pocahontas

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OOOOOOO Is That Minka Kelly's Nipple????

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Funny Stuff!

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 你 DON'T PASS THIS ON 你 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked 由 his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes 首页 and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother 回复 " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad 回复 "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 回复 "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 回复 "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für 巢穴, den, 书房 Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 你 love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 或者 hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 你 open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 分钟或者 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring 或者 your nails on the blackboard 下一个 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 下一个音乐会你 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...