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My 秒 黑塔利亚 文章 since all of 你 who 评论 on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope 你 like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome 你 are

4. Run up to 随意 people and insist they marry 你 in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a 随意 time switch to acting...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 你 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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What a 吻乐队(Kiss) means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I 爱情 you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like 你 a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let 你 go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


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A good boyfriend would:
Txt 你 everysecond he's not at your side
hug 你 every chance 你 get &stays with you...
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The Aviator lead me to 搜索 for this movie.
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1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with 啤酒 and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. 移动 your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
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posted by dollyllama247
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i found this online and thought it was funny ^.^

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 你 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 你 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no...
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posted by poulamikundu
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When is 99 更多 than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when 你 run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 分钟 and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can 你 never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose 你 had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should 你 choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to 移动 a 2 ton machine with out...
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posted by McDreamyluva
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' 由 Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor 说 we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The 日 你 left, I swore I'd never talk to 你 again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always 你 who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I 爱情 the socks 你 wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do 你 like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did 你 see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called 你 the other night. Did 你 know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont 你 hate it when 你 get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come 你 didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do 你 Yahoo?"

11. "I 迷失 my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did 你 know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...
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I see Shinobu in the back.=^=
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1.If 你 know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get 你 a 可乐 instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.

2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, 测试 him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy 粉丝 of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.

3.Let him cook 晚餐 for you-...
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Type out the sentence 你 end up in comments:

Pick the 月 你 were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the 日 (number) 你 were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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