(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)
**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where 你 feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where 你 feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your 屁股 fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So 你 end up putting toilet paper between your 屁股 and your underwear so 你 don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
**The 秒 Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and 你 suddenly realize...
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