1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN 锦标 LOCK OVERUSE 锦标 LOCK! WHEN 你 REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL 锦标 THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky 锦标 Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks 你 what 你 mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say...
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