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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If 你 think you're fat, 你 probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If 你 ask a 问题 你 don't want an answer to, expect an
answer 你 don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless 你 are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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Abounding times in your life 你 will meet mean 或者 rude people that 你 dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This 文章 will teach 你 all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes 或者 they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", 或者 你 can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need 更多 ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to 评论 one? 或者 many if 你 have many. anyways thanks for 阅读 this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I 说 starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky 说 starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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1. 你 can name 更多 types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean 你 would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a 秒 thought.

4. Everyone 你 know listens to country 音乐 like a 秒 religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people 评论 on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", 你 know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best 老友记 and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 下一个 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
1. Ruin there 最喜爱的 dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with 汤 and prank him.
8. 吻乐队(Kiss) her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up 由 me. ^ ^
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The 秒 one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, 或者 Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that 你 can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person 下一个 to 你 evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
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